Katie Price #56 Another day, another lie, who thinks she was drunk and high

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MrsEms

Twinkletoes95 said:
Just watching Masterchef with my elderly mother who knows nothing about KP. She just asked me 'you know that Katie Price, is that a man?'
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I've been to see the lady boys of Bangkok.
It was incredible, some were so feminine and beautiful that you would never have known they had transitioned. Although the whole evening was wild and funny ( I got dragged up on stage twice) it wasn't smutty. It was a proper showgirl event!
They well deserved so much love and applause from the crowds. A brilliant night!

Katie is too butch
 
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Pink Squirrel

bitingfairy said:
So... she stayed home to watch herself get sent home ?
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Maybe she was hoping they'd changed the bit where she went out & in fact she sailed through to be crowned queen of the kitchen.....in her head that's probably what's going on. She's actually secretly planning the menu for her new upmarket restaurant
 
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Harrigan

For those wanting to know, Katie made Chicken Cor Ma and Pea Lough Rice, her korma was deemed to be delicious by John but the rice undercooked.

I’ve bust a gut tonight with possible thread titles, still no Pimpernel or Peeko Jones, I give up.

I wish you all a very good night
 
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Crowbag

I disagree with you on pretty much everything there!
Having a music career doesn't mean they're talented singers.
The Spice Girls for example, many of the boy bands, there are websites devoted to successfully crap singers.
If the camera likes them that's half the battle won.
Compare andre to roy orbison - well, there simply isn't any comparison.
And I wouldn't have recognised pa's wife from that description.

Swear about it as much as you want but that doesn't make it true.

Anyway.
Back to kp.

Oh, unless of course your post is a monumental windup in which case I agree completely.
 
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Hereforagoodtime85

I saw them too a few years ago and they were amazing! Skanky couldn’t even compete!
 
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MissGlitzyRitzy

Hugo Boss said:
She's out of Masterchef
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Her steak was so raw
It was jellified

I mean come on Im no chef but I can fry a steak
She shouldve done fries not triple cooked chips

Seriously her most mainstream opportunity and she didnt plan.

she only had to call ex Pete
The steak and BBQ expert

What TV show next

Celeb Love Island
SCD
Touring the UK with Katie Price
 
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OnlyHereForTheLolz

She'll be on Ex-on the beach
 
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TurkeyTeef

Should’ve used that virtually raw steak on her bruise and given it a real purpose…
 
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Alex_Jones

Katie Price 57# Pricey is scared for her life, Carl Woods wants her as his wife
 
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MissGlitzyRitzy

Hereforagoodtime85 said:
Jesus Christ.

Katie Price #57 thinks she’s a singer, but she’s a minger: put her in the bin
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I admire her standing by her passion thats confident
But when your management dont back you and try put you off it SAYS IT ALL

The track sounds sponsored by Autocue

I got you I got you I got you
She loves a repetitive one liner!!!
You have to love her for trying

she needs to try stand up comedy (or sit down depending on the feet)
I think that could work
Shes hilarious she doesnt realise
 
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Hugo Boss

I switched on at the raw steak bit
 
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Pink Squirrel

Do you think Skanky gets pissed off when her thread is derailed by the Pete can sing/Pete can't sing comments? I mean really, she thinks this thread is for her & her alone surely? I bet she's fuming reading any comment that isn't solely about her she's sitting fuck knows where now, too distraught & in too much pain to sleep, reading this & shouting at nobody in particular "those Tattle trolls can't even fucking slag me off without bringing the exes into it. How fucking dare they. The thread is KATIE PRICE & THAT MEANS JUST ME I TELL YOU MEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
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