Katie Price #56 Another day, another lie, who thinks she was drunk and high

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So you know I’ve been doing my garden. Well I can kneel down fine but I can’t get up very easily. Old age I know.
So to lighten the mood who can’t still stand from sitting on the floor using no hands?
Ah bless you. I bend on the floor cleaning the litter tray and get up by leaning on the grey recycling bin.
Have you tried those kneelers with handles on for gardeners?
 
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Maybe in the recap we can say that no one deserves to be hit and have some DV helplines and links
Otherwise the titles mislead people into thinking cos she tells lies, it means people think she deserved it
You can still be a liar and not deserve to get hit
 
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So you know I’ve been doing my garden. Well I can kneel down fine but I can’t get up very easily. Old age I know.
So to lighten the mood who can’t still stand from sitting on the floor using no hands?
I cannot believe I've just sat on the floor to do this

I can get up, my first attempt I did roll over to the side a wiggle around...like a woodlouse that's been kicked
Second attempt I thought about it. Got from my arse to my knees then up

Next challenge please!
 
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Otherwise it may begin to get a bit cliquey. And no one wants that now, do we? Fill your boots wherever you like Welcome
 
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I expect she will go for a much needed girls holiday as she will claim he stopped her seeing her friends. She will maybe meet the one while out there
Perhaps she will get coked up, and have a 3sum, whilst screeching like a strangled cat, like she did with the German tourists,whilst trying to revive her non existent pop star career
 
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So you know I’ve been doing my garden. Well I can kneel down fine but I can’t get up very easily. Old age I know.
So to lighten the mood who can’t still stand from sitting on the floor using no hands?
I would try it but I'd probably fart..and that's not good lol
 
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Perhaps she will get coked up, and have a 3sum, whilst screeching like a strangled cat, like she did with the German tourists,whilst trying to revive her non existent pop star career
I hope not as just imagining PriceyWoods being topped and tailed by Boyson and Coal, DreamBoy keeping them fluffed, is not good.
 
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Ah bless you. I bend on the floor cleaning the litter tray and get up by leaning on the grey recycling bin.
Have you tried those kneelers with handles on for gardeners?
No I haven’t but think I need one. That’s a great idea Thankyou.
have osteo arthritis in neck and spine so it all gets too hard at times.
 
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Well done.
 
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I think it's a shame that people are either preceding posts with 'i don't excuse domestic abuse' or 'I've experienced domestic abuse', presumably so they don't suffer the rudeness from (mostly new) posters.
 
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