I bet before this day is out there will be headline regarding drastic plastics olympic dreams ...you watchAnd now making their gold medal all about her!
Just like a child, βI want, I want, I wantβ
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Ah, there you are! Thank goodness you've not done anything drasticHey guys im alivenothing broken, well maybe the trampoline
Back is just bruised and ive put myself on the naughty step
Ive had to take 2 sickies from work, still rough as a big old stinky badgers arse
Definitely no more trampolines, garden water slides or more to the point southern bloody comfort
And don't worry the children had all gone when the adults were making total tits of themselves
Just going to have a catch up xxx
Hope you feel better soon, god it'd be a boring life if nobody ever had any fun for fear of doing themselves a mischief wouldn't it I'd get a hair of the dog down you, it might help! 
I watched this and loved it.And now making their gold medal all about her!
Just like a child, βI want, I want, I wantβ
There's a whole load of talented, keen, committed nice people desperate for a chance to ride at top level.
Or there's a desperate bag who needs committing.
I wonder which the selection team will choose?
I sympathise. Broken ribs are the worst. Mine involved alcohol too. Bloody stuff should be bannedGlad to hear it is only bruising - you've had a lucky escape! Broken ribs are the total pits. Take care of yourself woman
That's good news.Hey guys im alive
Back is just bruised and ive put myself on the naughty step
Ive had to take 2 sickies from work, still rough as a big old stinky badgers arse
Definitely no more trampolines, garden water slides or more to the point southern bloody comfort
And don't worry the children had all gone when the adults were making total tits of themselves
Just going to have a catch up xxx
But don't ever stop drunken play time!
Life's too short to be well behaved.
(my friend sneaked on to her neighbour's new trampoline, had a bounce, went back inside and came out with kitchen roll and disinfectant.
Yes, with one bounce she pissed herself and had to scrub it all clean!)
Hey oopsidaisy, I don't think your chances at the next Olympic games are very high in trampolining, about as good as mine when I accidentally kneed myself in the chops
Maybe 100 metres running, we'd be fast a fook if there was a drink at the finish line
Maybe 100 metres running, we'd be fast a fook if there was a drink at the finish line
Someone who knows how to care for horses and realises they are more important than the rider. So that can't be her as she rides a couple of times a month and that does not make her suitable for anything. She's saying something a 9 year-old would.
Is it just me or does anyone else think in Skankys latest photo on Insta, Carl looks like he has been past beside her? If you look around his hairline it looks like they struggle to take a decent picture together so have just taken Carl's face from another photo and pasted it behind Skanky whilst she has filtered and edited the duck out of her own face.
I'm new hear aswell so I hope I used the correct name Skanky for KP, what do you guys call Carl?
I'm new hear aswell so I hope I used the correct name Skanky for KP, what do you guys call Carl?
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Glad you are still in one piece, OopsiHey guys im alive
Back is just bruised and ive put myself on the naughty step
Ive had to take 2 sickies from work, still rough as a big old stinky badgers arse
Definitely no more trampolines, garden water slides or more to the point southern bloody comfort
And don't worry the children had all gone when the adults were making total tits of themselves
Just going to have a catch up xxx
He's Wanky - together they are SkWanky.
Hello
and welcome, hope to hear from you more - we're a lovely bunch on the KP thread
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Wanky
Welcome.Actually it looks like as if his head is a cut and paste to me.
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Also 'Creepy Cole' and 'Snarl Carl'Wanky
Actually it looks like as if his head is a cut and paste to be.
Carwash
Crawl
Cole
bleep (Dolly's favourite)
head
Wanky
Any of the above will do! Welcome
Tea total for me well until Friday anyway, and i'll race you to the pubHey oopsidaisy, I don't think your chances at the next Olympic games are very high in trampolining, about as good as mine when I accidentally kneed myself in the chops
Maybe 100 metres running, we'd be fast a fook if there was a drink at the finish line
On a pogo stick hahaaa
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Glad you are okHey guys im alive
Back is just bruised and ive put myself on the naughty step
Ive had to take 2 sickies from work, still rough as a big old stinky badgers arse
Definitely no more trampolines, garden water slides or more to the point southern bloody comfort
And don't worry the children had all gone when the adults were making total tits of themselves
Just going to have a catch up xxx
I love this thread - you are all simply wonderful and make me laugh and cry 
Theres a load of those phoney copy and paste the head jobs were crawls concerned see how many you can find lol
Cole is cut and paste and she is cut and shut...like one of those knackered old cars where they've been welded together with different parts...usually after too many bangsWanky
Actually it looks like as if his head is a cut and paste to me.
Insult to poor horsey.
Oh he is known as Wanky.
duck it!Me bleeping broadband down whilst .Virgin are doung works in area.
Wanky is a totally nasty slitty eyed bleep,she now looks like a slitty eyed cuntassa..Both filth she is a animal criminal.Now that doesnβt go with us Krusties,we detest every bone in her bleeping body,she is one cruel evil witch,Abandons her animals, de barks a poor dog,treats Harvey like he is a piece of tit.
She looks like a bloody Wildebeest, they always look like they're made out of the spare bits of every other animal!Cole is cut and paste and she is cut and shut...like one of those knackered old cars where they've been welded together with different parts...usually after too many bangs
Aw, we love you too LiarI love this thread - you are all simply wonderful and make me laugh and cry
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