Katie Price #48 Her face is still full of wrinkles, Crawl shooting blanks with his winkle

[Facehugger]

I have my wonderful Dyson arch thingy on - just a slight gently cooling breeze and no on/off that you constantly get from air conditioners. Worth every penny. We'll probably get another... hope all good with you and super cool

That sounds wonderful I'm ok thank you, me & the dog are in front of the fan, I'm not venturing outside at all

I am surprised at how quiet the shitbags are, there's not been the usual spewing forth of daily rubbish even despite jaunting about, they normally still find time to annoy us all, I wonder what they're up to?

 

[Harrigan]

I have my wonderful Dyson arch thingy on - just a slight gently cooling breeze and no on/off that you constantly get from air conditioners. Worth every penny. We'll probably get another... hope all good with you and super cool

You know what I don’t get on with my Dyson don’t think he likes me, definitely a he as I don’t think it does the job of cooling me down, just my opinion.
Back on topic does anyone know where they’re staying in the Isle of Wight? I’ve never been but it does look lovely. Do they ever stay home anymore?
Good point CakeandCrust re Royalty, they have done many questionable things in the past and it’s either been glossed over, hushed up etc. This trolling thing is definitely the plat du jours.

 

[liar liar]

That sounds wonderful I'm ok thank you, me & the dog are in front of the fan, I'm not venturing outside at all

I am surprised at how quiet the shitbags are, there's not been the usual spewing forth of daily rubbish even despite jaunting about, they normally still find time to annoy us all, I wonder what they're up to?

True but I am enjoying the hiatus - my brain is taking a well-earned rest - there's enough fun to be had elsewhere on Tattle anyway with just the Off Topic stuff like stuff you wish would come back...

 

[BigBlue2018]

I wonder how Blade and Precious are in this heat 'Spoilt Sid' gets to go everywhere nail bars, boat rides etc... I worry about our cat, when me and OH are at work we have his daughter or son over to catsit overnight

Agree Staple. See Harvey didn't get to go away as well. Didn't she promise a holiday before 'footgate?'

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Just having a peruse of the comments in The Fail on the Ulrika article. Skanky, you are not popular
Sooooo pleased for Alex & Nikki . And also thrilled for Kieran..... finally rid of the old slag

That old skank-bag has really shot itself in the foot by laying into Ulrika.

Just think, she too could have had a lovely cosy interview with Ulrika followed by a huge grovelling splurge with undying friendship thrown into the deal like Katona has grasped for herself, but NO! She had to set the gob in operation instead. No arse-licking article penned by Ulrika for YOU scabby aggie LOL

Agree Staple. See Harvey didn't get to go away as well. Didn't she promise a holiday before 'footgate?'

Just more lies of course; I doubt H has forgotten though

Ah but she is a champion swimmer remember? So no chance of her not getting to shore somehow . I was just reading about the film that won an award in Cannes - I think they should have got Skanky for the lead tbh. Appaz is about a girl who has a titanium plate fitted to the side of her head after an accident and has a huge scar. She goes on to develop very strange sexual appetites and despite masquerading as a boy gets pregnant by a vintage Cadillac. I'm still howling with laughter. They could have called it 'Titty Titty Bang Bang' if she'd been in it! It is actually called 'Titane'

Sounds like some weirdo French film.

 

[liar liar]

You know what I don’t get on with my Dyson don’t think he likes me, definitely a he as I don’t think it does the job of cooling me down, just my opinion.
Back on topic does anyone know where they’re staying in the Isle of Wight? I’ve never been but it does look lovely. Do they ever stay home anymore?
Good point CakeandCrust re Royalty, they have done many questionable things in the past and it’s either been glossed over, hushed up etc. This trolling thing is definitely the plat du jours.

When we were young our parents often took us to the IoW - there were so many interesting things for kids to do there. Put it on your list of places to visit but for adults maybe a 3/4 day break during school time. Oh and check what is going on yachting-wise. Then you could pop over to Jersey for a few days.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Agree Staple. See Harvey didn't get to go away as well. Didn't she promise a holiday before 'footgate?'

Her excuse that she can't take him abroad because he's too violent/can't get the plane's seatbelt around him/melt down on a plane...

 

[BigBlue2018]

Not in her head though . In her head she's a winner at everything

Anybody else kinda hoping that she'd fall off the IOW ferry, never to be seen again

She'd float unfortunately with those bazookas!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Her excuse that she can't take him abroad because he's too violent/can't get the plane's seatbelt around him/melt down on a plane...

Yeah perfick exkewsis innnit! Dump H YET AGAIN and have another well-deserved holiday

 

[liar liar]

She'd float unfortunately with those bazookas!

What is that woman smuggling and why?

Yeah perfick exkewsis innnit! Dump H YET AGAIN and have another well-deserved holiday

It's work innit...

 

[wimble womble]

I have my wonderful Dyson arch thingy on - just a slight gently cooling breeze and no on/off that you constantly get from air conditioners. Worth every penny. We'll probably get another... hope all good with you and super cool

i have the desktop round one and its been a godsend no more cheapo fan blowing the self same hot air back at me..

 

[liar liar]

That old skank-bag has really shot itself in the foot by laying into Ulrika.

Just think, she too could have had a lovely cosy interview with Ulrika followed by a huge grovelling splurge with undying friendship thrown into the deal like Katona has grasped for herself, but NO! She had to set the gob in operation instead. No arse-licking article penned by Ulrika for YOU scabby aggie LOL


Just more lies of course; I doubt H has forgotten though


Sounds like some weirdo French film.

I think you will find it is ha ha. I'm trying to think of cars Skanky could get pregnant via ... 'Little Red Corvette', 'Pink Cadillac', 'Fast Car', 'Mustang Skanky' - yup via songs... do ya worst!

 

[Jersey Girl]

When we were young our parents often took us to the IoW - there were so many interesting things for kids to do there. Put it on your list of places to visit but for adults maybe a 3/4 day break during school time. Oh and check what is going on yachting-wise. Then you could pop over to Jersey for a few days.

You could visit me in Jersey! It's stunning, off to the beach shortly

 

[liar liar]

You could visit me in Jersey! It's stunning, off to the beach shortly

Is your BnB up and running yet? You could name it 'Tattler's Retreat'.

 

[Jersey Girl]

Is your BnB up and running yet? You could name it 'Tattler's Retreat'.

Could have themed rooms; The Lozza Suite- comes with a paddling pool, bike and balls and an extra sink. The Skanky Suite- never gets cleaned and has piles of Skanky clothes piled up in a corner.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

You could visit me in Jersey! It's stunning, off to the beach shortly

Awwww .jersey is lovely itvwas sad time though for me,we stayed in a lovely big house in St Marie Lane drive?can’t remember now it was 1989,very hot weather,just walked down the road to beach every morning about 7am for a swim in sea.Think I mentioned before we used to eat at a restaurant Green Island,had mussels every night. sad time was that my husband wasn’t himself very distant,I was very upset anyway got home two days later found out he had been cheating on me,we had been married 19 years. it was my birthday whilst there he bought me a watch,well after I found out I said I don’t want the watch give it to your girlfriend.



Anyway,the weather was beautiful for the two weeks we were there,gorgeous.

 

[265]

You could visit me in Jersey! It's stunning, off to the beach shortly

One of these days I will do just that, I do hope Saturday was a fun day for you.

My condolences to the IOW.

 

[liar liar]

Awwww .jersey is lovely itvwas sad time though for me,we stayed in a lovely big house in St Marie Lane drive?can’t remember now it was 1989,very hot weather,just walked down the road to beach every morning about 7am for a swim in sea.Think I mentioned before we used to eat at a restaurant Green Island,had mussels every night. sad time was that my husband wasn’t himself very distant,I was very upset anyway got home two days later found out he had been cheating on me,we had been married 19 years. it was my birthday whilst there he bought me a watch,well after I found out I said I don’t want the watch give it to your girlfriend.



Anyway,the weather was beautiful for the two weeks we were there,gorgeous.

What a barsteward. Perhaps you should pop back with a friend and get rid of those demons?

 

[Jersey Girl]

One of these days I will do just that, I do hope Saturday was a fun day for you.

My condolences to the IOW.

It was fabulous thank you! Feeling it today though- a tad delicate .

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

What a barsteward. Perhaps you should pop back with a friend and get rid of those demons?

Awww Liar,he said she was the symptom not the cause,actually he didn’t really do well (he was a lovely guy though not nasty great laugh etc) we split,she got pregnanthe never ever wanted children like me sad thing is child was downs,We never got divorced,I think he knew she wanted marriage..anyway he died 2004 of cirrhosis,he was very miserable for years..Drinking at 10 am in morning etc..we was talking at that time having laugh on phone etc.