Katie Price #48 Her face is still full of wrinkles, Crawl shooting blanks with his winkle

[Wilkco]

Maybe they just see the videos and pictures of him and that’s what they go by. People these days look no further than what’s in front of them. So think she’s a great mother.
They don’t look at the bigger picture like we do on here. We look beyond and see what’s Really happening!!!


Can’t see her being on master chef for very long. She was still out and about while it was being filmed and we all know she does it for the money and she can’t cook so won’t be on there long.

I read that they get more pay the longer they stay.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Love how it says “ she believed “ the divorce was finalised months ago , just like she “ believed” her driving ban was up months ago .Ok , there’s those flying pigs again .
I try to read these articles with sarcasm as advised by Cloudchaser and it actually works

I've been going through this ugly things ig comments and so far I have sussed she and wanky have at least 6 pseudonyms, the 2 most recent being iamsohappy and I've got big tits, they troll commenters but switch off their accounts so people can't respond! pair of cowards View attachment 673656

I wish Kris would speak up, he obviously has dirt on her to be able bring her down. He must know what her plans were, didn't want to be a part of it so dumped her and she found Wanky who is happy to go along with it all. That VT he did has certainly shut her up!

At this point I shall just add this regarding Beautiful Women. Madame Bardot

Brigitte Bardot never joined the Surgery Bimbo Line as she grew older but embraces and celebrates every year as it comes & goes. She has been a great Mother to her children and now her life is devoted to animals, (she is a big supporter of animal shelters in France as well as highly active in Animal Rights), by her own admission she gave her youth to men but now she devotes herself to her passion for animals. She's a very effective avocate too - Sarkozy was said to be terrified of her when she went in there guns-ablazing!

Skanky has never been in the same league as BB and do you know what? To me The Lady herself looks far better at 82 years of age and untouched by surgery than skanky ever did let alone now its showing off its disfigured hideous visage thinking how gawjus it is, but as to it ever giving up her attempts to hold back time to remain Gawjus, I doubt that will happen. The surgeries will just get more and more severe then very soon it will be as UGLY outside as it is inside. No less than deserved It has been said that in old age you get the face you deserve, well skanky is well-on the route to achieving that long before Old Age gets it LOL
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They're still touting all the crap "exclusives" about H wrecking the car, it being "afraid of not waking up after surgery" and other old garbage.
I say let Issy Sampson loose on it

Who emailed Issy and did they get a reply back from her

 

[DC16]

Getting as bad as her for how often he gets his hair done

Wonder if they are picking up Princess, as that is in Epsom.

 

[liar liar]

Sorry but I’m fucking getting wound up,tryin to flea my fucking boy Dave,I know what the bastard does..Why oh why is it easy for some cats,my fucker knows you have that Wee tube in yer hand.

Have you tried bundling him into a towel?

 

[DC16]

 

[bargainhunt99]

He is already there.

Must have missed it

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I’m not wiki techy either.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

It will be the rumoured book of her Me and Harvey thing that the Mirror are publishing (and no doubt writing). No pic still - they are still using a stock pic from the doc. Who da eff is gonna pay £20 for it I have no idea unless we have a severe loo paper shortage...


She's lying - she cleared up and wiped some bottoms in a nursing home then got her tits out.

Surely not? Skanky doesn't know the first thing about clearing up, look at the state of Trampy Towers!!

In this heat plus what you probably drank yesterday I am not surprised.

Anyone know when SkanyWanky are due back on the mainland?

Get the torpedoes ready

You would get more pleasure getting a message from Basil Brush tbh - BOOM BOOM!

or a message from Bin Laden even?
Why the eff would anybody want a scrappy, useless, inept bollock-fest from skanky anyway?

She is a right spiteful, vindictive, nasty piece of work IMHO.

Statement from the Court:

The Media and Communications Court has assessed the damages payable by Katie Price to her ex-husband, Alex Reid, for revenge porn. The court criticised Ms Price’s “arrogant” and “very distressing” behaviour, for which Mr Reid was entitled to compensation.

The judge was highly critical of Ms Price’s behaviour, describing it as “persistent, flagrant, arrogant, high-handed, and inexcusable, and for those reasons very distressing and hurtful to the claimant”.

I do recall at the time of the case a meeting with Price and Alex and his legal team.

She said, IN FRONT OF HIS LAWYERS 'That's what you get if you mess with me'.

Nasty, nasty piece of work.

Onto the WIKI with this pls!

 

[liar liar]

It is weird…. she is stomping around in a field fully clothed in heavy joggers and yesterday AM here it was already high 20’s by 9am. Cooler today

Who gets short hair dogs groomed WEEKLY? This is the issue no one is going to be able to do it that frequently? Bath your own bloody dogs it takes 5 mins? Blade is long haired would need it more but all the same, 3 of the dogs are tiny, plop them in the shower?

You know how stupid they are - they would use human shower products and all the dogs would die.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Must be turning to steam in this heat!

Liar yes!as me dear old mum used to say “I wouldn’t give her the steam of my piss’(when mum disliked someone)

 

[DC16]

Bullshit telling people she tries to eat healthy…!

 

[265]

She always has one ready to take their place. But she’s getting older now so she might be stuck with him!!!

Perhaps there is a contract in place, I'm think about the tewwible teef

 

[Miss Taken]

Regarding all the favourable articles, I think that the newspapers in question are looking to get the best of both worlds. Her dwindling band of supporters click to show their approval and the majority who see her as she truly is click in order to vent their fury.
All that would change if people who disliked her just ignored the articles for a month or two. But that kind of discipline might be difficult to maintain so I won't even suggest it. I would be in the same position as a headmaster visiting the boys' dormitory and
lecturing them: "You've got to stop this filthy habit or you'll all go blind and have hairs on the palms of your hands. Goodnight and just go to sleep." And five minutes later, under the bedclothes.....

 

[liar liar]

but still living The Lifestyle of course

What lifestyle though - seriously? Begged stuff which she has to sell to pay someone. Cars Crawl borrows from daddy.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

She has a habit of being carried around by her boys!

One things for sure though, she won't be "showing off her slender pins in Daisy Dukes anytime soon!" Those days are LONG GONE

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Damn..................
Im booking myself into comfortzone straightaway (after i get out of The Priory )

Why couldn't they take Blade for a walk in the evening, when the pavements aren't as hot

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Oh ffs i didnt know this
The chubster Cole was going for Lipo but changed his mind

Katie Price says fiance Carl refused lipo after seeing her after her surgery

KATIE Price revealed fiance Carl Woods was due to get liposuction but backed out after seeing her bloodied post-surgery body. The 43-year-old appeared on Australian breakfast show Studio 10 overnig…

www.thesun.co.uk

That's a lie, who would have looked after them both after surgery - Chris Harris!

Thought Wanky was in the Surgery room watching it all go on, so how does seeing her in the lift make him change his mind.

And why doesn't he ever say I'm marrying Katie - she's the love if my life!
Instead of "because I'm marrying HER!"

 

[DC16]

Absolutely - next time he is in the gym we are gonna be looking for puncture marks - just in case. He is the total pits of scumdom.

I suppose we will find out on the YouTube if he was really going to get it done, or whether it was just an excuse for him to jet out too…wouldn’t put it past them.

 

[liar liar]

Stan colimore.

Ah yes - thank you from one fish to another

 

[SewerGrapes]

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WANTED; Round pink bed to lay her 'Beachy Head'
With one Isaiah,
The scrounging liar!

Ha ha! I thought you meant UK suicide central you gotta do in bold for @265 to notice it - he said so

Oh I just wanted to post this comment re Dani Dyer's dumped, imprisoned fiance which made me laff:

Poor old Sammy is going to leave the nick with a backside like a kicked-in cat flap once those lags are finished with him. Lol.
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Cheers @Liarliar, I dunno how to change the letter fonts etc as I'm a techno-dunce! Yeah the Beachy Head is a reference to the huge bulging eye-sore beneath its wig.! Fookin' massive isn't it, lol x