What with Skanky trying to turn herself into a Hammer Horror, a lot of her
tit gets forgotten , us Krusties don't though,
Does anyone Remember the Big announcement on June 14th? Channel 4 Begins Filming of Katie Prices Mucky Mansion Renovation until October ,She is now set on renovating the property with the help of Carl and a team of Builders,
Er I always thought there was a few minor problems there ,Firstly it would take more money than even Channel 4 has got , and If they did make the property liveable, the Receiver would sell it , unless she has by some minor miracle paid her , and last time I Iooked there was still a charge on the house , " its starting tomorrow " she said , But to be fair she wasn't completely lying about moving , she Fucked off and had the fat moved from her gut to her arse ,
Remember The First Krusty Law . Never Believe anything, But anything this
bleeping Headcase says or does ,don't even believe your eyes when you see any picture, Question everything .
Anyway they might be moving into Carwashes £800.000 house , But the Biggest Question I need the answer to is,
have they got that
bleeping fridge out of the MM garden yet? you know the one she nearly hit with the off road driving ,
and how's the summerhouse coming on , you know the Mad Cow was making a space for it with a strimmer nearly amputating her legs in the process , I know you will hate me for it But am going to Praise Skanky , I Believe she has proved us all wrong and shown she is decent at heart, She said she wouldn't see the loves of her life in case her appearance frightened them ,So she hasn't been down the Stables yet ,
I would just like an Honourable Mention to the Krusty who put me out of my misery , that pic of that
bleeping simpleton smiling at the Butchers, reminded me of something ,driving me mad , couldnt think what, then a Krusty said Cheshire Cat, so thanks
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I only moan to hide the fact that you lot are Brilliant at the old Titles, Put me to shame , clever lot