Katie Price #41 "can anyone local do me a weave"? Skanky's begging makes us heave

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She’s just called these wind chimes! Turbines you twunt!
She's so stupid and illiterate. Btw Crawl - nothing should be on your dashboard and what need do you have for your man bag/washbag? I reckon they are going dogging.

She's so stupid and illiterate. Btw Crawl - nothing should be on your dashboard and what need do you have for your man bag/washbag? I reckon they are going dogging.
Ha - just reminded me of that song 'Man bag, washbag, Holiday Inn say what' Rapper's Delight?
 
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Yes, well I heard they were more like lobsters...

Hi all
Fuck!ive got crab salad for me dinner later.Love it,gorgeous white crab meat.Not the actually though two pots of fresh white crabmeat,fuckinh expensive but I thought fuck it.A treaty for me.
 
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Fuck!ive got crab salad for me dinner later.Love it,gorgeous white crab meat.Not the actually though two pots of fresh white crabmeat,fuckinh expensive but I thought fuck it.A treaty for me.
Enjoy that, I haven't had crab in donkeys years, wonder what Skanky has planned for her meal tonight? probably doesn't involve a plate.
 
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Fuck!ive got crab salad for me dinner later.Love it,gorgeous white crab meat.Not the actually though two pots of fresh white crabmeat,fuckinh expensive but I thought fuck it.A treaty for me.
Well enjoy my lovely!

You deserve it...being chief piss pot holder

Enjoy that, I haven't had crab in donkeys years, wonder what Skanky has planned for her meal tonight? probably doesn't involve a plate.
Probably involves a trough
 
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Sorry to hear someone has got you in trouble, ,xx.

I was going to go off topic but I'm not going to as I going to include Cole.

My hair mask arrived ,COLE.
It's lovely smells nice and a lovely feel on wet hair COLE.
Thanks for the recommendation a thread or so back, it's working well and keeping the colour COLE.

Pic involves Coles head in my pop so I won't get in trouble COLE

LOL COLE

XX.

 
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Probably involves a trough
Nah, you are thinking of that Lauren whatsherface! .

Katie will be eating out of a foil tray again, I wonder how her flatulence is these days?
 
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Awww, bless you Pom don't you be saying sorry, not your fault. Glad you like it, hope it makes your colour last, see how you get on sweetie

Love your Cole pop by the way, it's about as orange as he is I shall be sticking to the rules and shan't be talking about any more, even though Katie Price (on topic) has shagged more than one of them and that Joe bloke was in the frame at one time for being Jett's father and Dwight is H's dad.
 
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Fuck!ive got crab salad for me dinner later.Love it,gorgeous white crab meat.Not the actually though two pots of fresh white crabmeat,fuckinh expensive but I thought fuck it.A treaty for me.
I'm having crab linguine- not sure I want it now!! . Jersey crab of course
 
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Yep didn't lose the colour as before..hair feels healthier too xx.

Loooool yes the orange pop matches his colour xx.
I'm happy your still on here even if it means been on topic ..I'd miss you if you weren't on xx.

Looool very true on Katie ..that's interesting on Jett.
Pom hugs to you , xx

Brilliant, our Carwash now works for TIT's
Thank you , xx.
Sounds about right lol xx
 
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