Katie Price #40 All about holidays, teef, nails & hair yet kids swim in underware

[Rita Chevrolet]

Trouble with myself Krusties is I’m too soft , if cole dumped Skanky , I’d start feeling sorry for her , , I’d feel bad So I’d have to fix her up ,Find somebody who’s got something


Got something in common with her , being disabled and all , Oscar pistorious

Yeah he could beat that thing up then shoot it, do us all a favour

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Theres an easy way to lose two stone of ugly fat - chop it's head off!

Or it’s over inflated chest

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Sometimes it’s cuddlesbunny

Well I call it Bunnyboiler; It seems rather apt

John was one of the good guys and really got some stick of BunnyCuddles. Stan also was very good , very intelligent man . I also miss his teatime specials , the Scum kept deleting them , do you remember that

Yep they lopped our stuff off and left the bullshit from skanky and it's cohorts on there, all the crap from bunnyboiler, that bint sadie, lord welly boots & all the rest of the lameoids

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Yaaaaay, I have just noticed I am a Very Important Person

Peeko, twelve more posts and you are too - just keep chatting, I can't leave the 'Chattys' without you!

 

[Harrigan]

Or it’s over inflated chest

I pity the poor woman (not her) with a large chest. There was this lady with such large chest when she lay flat on the bed they flopped out sideways.
I’ve never had that problem thank goodness.

right I’m having a bath then soak my feet, it’s a shame they don’t unscrew.
I may be gone some time…..

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Or it’s over inflated chest

Someone with big tits once said each boob weighed a stone - can't remember who

 

[Harrigan]

Someone with big tits once said each boob weighed a stone - can't remember who

Was it the World Record Holder who appeared on This Morning? She couldn’t sleep properly otherwise she would suffocate. The mind boggles!

 

[peeko]

Do love the Krusties , half an hour away from home had to go to a job an hour away, so stopped for a quick cuppa , Quick peek on here, saw you were talking about Bunnycuddles ( For your information Bunnycuddles cannot be Skanky because Bunny is a Grade one deranged looney and Skanky is , Sorry bad example) Anyway started thinking about Ron the Mind(less) hysterics all the way to the job. If Bigblue Needs inspiration for a sit com character he’s the one , example Someone said Skanky and car wash haven’t got a pot to piss in
Ron said “Oh they have Money I believe the youngster invest in Bitcoins these days”
Calling the gruesome twosome youngsters
Mad as a box of frogs

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Someone with big tits once said each boob weighed a stone - can't remember who

Kerry Katona springs to mind but I could be wrong!

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

Well I call it Bunnyboiler; It seems rather apt


Yep they lopped our stuff off and left the bullshit from skanky and it's cohorts on there, all the crap from bunnyboiler, that bint sadie, lord welly boots & all the rest of the lameoids

They wouldn't let Stan and I discuss our Rottweilers either

 

[Penguin86]

You know who that poster reminded me of? Do you ever have a middle aged woman come up to you in town saying you look lucky and trying to sell you heather? One lady did that to me, she also said I had a kind face, I said I might look kind but inside I’m not and didn’t buy the item. I felt bad for all of one second.

It's the ones that try and make you sign up for charity for me.
Or the religious group that tells you everything is a sin

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

Peeko, twelve more posts and you are too - just keep chatting, I can't leave the 'Chattys' without you!

Congrats staple on reaching very important piss boiling status 🪣

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Congrats staple on reaching very important piss boiling status 🪣

Thank you Crumble

 

[peeko]

Another thing I like about being a Krusty is studying the subject you find interesting stuff , Of course stumbled on plastic surgery, never thought about it before , WOW saw stars who I remember as Beautiful , really Beautiful, look bleeding awful , horror show awful why oh why ? And it’s never an improvement,

 

[DC16]

Back to flogging leggings wearing a dodgy wig

 

[peeko]

Thank you Crumble

Congrats staple. Don’t think this means you can boss me about or tell me what to do? Oh forgot
You all ready do like the rest of the girls

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Congrats staple. Don’t think this means you can boss me about or tell me what to do? Oh forgot
You all ready do like the rest of the girls

Thank you Buddy

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

John was a good guy though?

He was one of the three stooges if I remember correctly

 

[BigBlue2018]

Back to flogging leggings wearing a dodgy wig

I do not

He was one of the three stooges if I remember correctly

He was, I'm one of the other two!

 

[Pom Bear]

Well done Facehugger and Pink on title and new theadxx

I leave this here for now..

The pic isn't the best quality as it's quite old ( originally it was David Cameron) I've added Cole the best I could xx