Katie Price #40 All about holidays, teef, nails & hair yet kids swim in underware

[peeko]

The Wrong Trousers
Oh dear, stretch trousers are both a blessing and a danger. I have tried 5 pairs of trousers on this afternoon, none of them fit! I could say they shrank in the wash, my thyroid removal made me gain weight, lack of work made me lumpen but no, over eating, lack of movement and this is my state.

I am feeling low now,

Old, overweight and senile

I bid you a good day

Sorry Harry I forbid you or any other Krusty to feel low,
I’ll cheer you up , I’m fact you will piss yourself laughing
In 2008 it was reported that Skanky was buying her own plane for 4.5 million to help her family fly between London Australia and Cyprus , she intended to personalise the jet with a pink paint job and pink upholstery
I can hardly continue typing for laughing , Wait for it wait for it
an insider said “ when she buys the plane she intends taking flying lessons “

 

[liar liar]

Sorry Harry I forbid you or any other Krusty to feel low,
I’ll cheer you up , I’m fact you will piss yourself laughing
In 2008 it was reported that Skanky was buying her own plane for 4.5 million to help her family fly between London Australia and Cyprus , she intended to personalise the jet with a pink paint job and pink upholstery
I can hardly continue typing for laughing , Wait for it wait for it
an insider said “ when she buys the plane she intends taking flying lessons “

Truly gobsmacked!

Who else finds a wind turbine ‘scarey’ It’s SCARY FFS

Best they don't drive thru France then... I find them rather majestic.

 

[Harrigan]

Sorry Harry I forbid you or any other Krusty to feel low,
I’ll cheer you up , I’m fact you will piss yourself laughing
In 2008 it was reported that Skanky was buying her own plane for 4.5 million to help her family fly between London Australia and Cyprus , she intended to personalise the jet with a pink paint job and pink upholstery
I can hardly continue typing for laughing , Wait for it wait for it
an insider said “ when she buys the plane she intends taking flying lessons “

Oh dear what to say?
More urine extraction good for me help me lose weight

cheers Peeks

 

[liar liar]

Chin or chins? Thank you Blue x

Have these Chinese phone books for support of your 'chins'

 

[Harrigan]

Have these Chinese phone books for support of your 'chins'

Thank you you are very kind.

 

[liar liar]

Thank you you are very kind.

I was going to suggest a rub down with a cheese grater but you are too funny to suffer in that way.

 

[peeko]

Trouble with myself Krusties is I’m too soft , if cole dumped Skanky , I’d start feeling sorry for her , , I’d feel bad So I’d have to fix her up ,Find somebody who’s got something

Trouble with myself Krusties is I’m too soft , if cole dumped Skanky , I’d start feeling sorry for her , , I’d feel bad So I’d have to fix her up ,Find somebody who’s got something

Got something in common with her , being disabled and all , Oscar pistorious

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Yes me too,I see it on a post in FB,loved it,ideal for cheese and biccies,it’s hand made not cheap but unusual.

Love it Dolly, do you mind sharing the link please, would make a lovely prezzie for someone I know, thanks.

 

[BigBlue2018]

What's Steph's wife's name @BigBlue2018 please?

Hi Liar my chum.

Sorry for the slow response, been baking bread (Cheese and Tarrogan Sourdough and Sun Dried Tomato and Basil Tiger Loaf).

I believe from a chum in PR, profuse apologies if I'm wrong, it's allegedly a lady called Sinead Rocks. MD I believe of C4 in Leeds, who commissioned SPL which is now not getting another series and she lives in Leeds I believe.

I Heard It On The Grapevine' as Marvin Gaye would say!

 

[Facehugger]

Afternoon Krusties blimey, looks like I missed some fun and games on the old thread last night then, maybe DaDoOne RonRon the plate stalker took my advice and signed up in disguise

Bless you, thank you all so much for liking my thread title suggestion and my lovely friend @Pink Squirrel for getting us going though I take no responsibility for the spelling of underwear xx

Back in a bit once I get home, just popped on to catch up while work was quiet, lots of love you lot

 

[liar liar]

Trouble with myself Krusties is I’m too soft , if cole dumped Skanky , I’d start feeling sorry for her , , I’d feel bad So I’d have to fix her up ,Find somebody who’s got something


Got something in common with her , being disabled and all , Oscar pistorious

Don't you think returning to South Africa may be triggering for her PTSD? After all, she was nearly gang-banged and kidnapped there.

Hi Liar my chum.

Sorry for the slow response, been baking bread (Cheese and Tarrogan Sourdough and Sun Dried Tomato and Basil Tiger Loaf).

I believe from a chum in PR, profuse apologies if I'm wrong, it's allegedly a lady called Sinead Rocks. MD I believe of C4 in Leeds, who commissioned SPL which is now not getting another series and she lives in Leeds I believe.

I Heard It On The Grapevine' as Marvin Gaye would say!

Thank you - for some reason the name doesn't ring any bells - I'll look her up.

@BigBlue2018 - you are right - I actually found an article linking their names - ta muchly

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Love it Dolly, do you mind sharing the link please, would make a lovely prezzie for someone I know, thanks.

It’s called Muggins.https://www.muggins.com/

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Steph McGovern: BBC star lands new show as ‘close pal’ gets top job

STEPH MCGOVERN - a former BBC Breakfast presenter - has landed her own show on Channel 4 just seven months after her “close friend” landed an executive position at the station, according to reports.

www.express.co.uk

Obviously Sinead had absolutely nothing to do with Steph's Sick Bag at all . Absolutely not a single little thing . Clearly just a HUGE coincidence

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Afternoon Krusties blimey, looks like I missed some fun and games on the old thread last night then, maybe DaDoOne RonRon the plate stalker took my advice and signed up in disguise

Bless you, thank you all so much for liking my thread title suggestion and my lovely friend @Pink Squirrel for getting us going though I take no responsibility for the spelling of underwear xx

Back in a bit once I get home, just popped on to catch up while work was quiet, lots of love you lot

HampyGal hates Skanky as much as the rest of us, she might have had a bad day yesterday.
I do hope she will post still and maybe even tell the story of how her friend was sworn at by the Skanky witch!

Shouldn't laugh but it was a funny rant, I almost put myself in the naughty corner but opted for bed instead

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Yes,I was bit like that last night I was.

 

[wimble womble]

is this bunny cuddles katy price?

is this bunny cuddles katy price?

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[TheDog]

Who's going to watch it..... Not ME!

I’d rather tit in my hands and clap that watch that garbage.

 

[liar liar]

is this bunny cuddles katy price?



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No she isn't capable of it. It is someone close or working with Kirsty. It isn't a nice person as they are quite happy to let rip at her ex's and often Emily.

 

[wimble womble]

yeh ive noticed sometimes they vanish and change the whole bunny cuddles user name the name is the same but icons get added like an underscore or and maybe next time a underscore with a full stop..and comments that berate bunny get deactivated

 

[MrsEms]

Who else finds a wind turbine ‘scarey’ It’s SCARY FFS

Ok this is absolutely true and happened Saturday.
*disclaimer* I've never once said I was a member of mensa

So myself, husband and children were out having a picnic by a lake on Saturday and in the distance are several of these monstrous wind turbines...they are so huge. Anyway, I was feeling a little cold. I actually said that I thought it was the wind turbines causing a draft and making it breezy
Ffs, why did I just admit to this. My 16 year old daughter just said "don't worry mummy at least you're pretty"

Pretty bleeping stupid