Katie Price #40 All about holidays, teef, nails & hair yet kids swim in underware

[liar liar]

She’s busy trying to lose weight to make her more fertile(her words) so she’s trying to lose 2 stone

No kid this year. Next year she will be 44... tick tock

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Pressie I bought for sis in law,sorry off thread.

I love the bitten out bits of the plate!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

No kid this year. Next year she will be 44... tick tock


I love the bitten out bits of the plate!

Yes me too,I see it on a post in FB,loved it,ideal for cheese and biccies,it’s hand made not cheap but unusual.

 

[midsummer blue]

Just a thought, (but knowing what a crafty witch she is.) Maybe they are quiet so she can tell the bankruptcy court she hasn’t earned any money!!!

 

[Mamfe71]

So creepy Cole still available for work with lucky 7 I see, he has put them back in his info
So all that crap the pair claimed earlier on in May about lucky 7 conning and exploit her son. seems cole just can't stay away from jay Austin ego

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Let’s not forget she’s on stephs sick bag tomorrow talking about caring for her 5 kids whilst working going on holiday weekends away etc etc etc

Who's going to watch it..... Not ME!

 

[liar liar]

Can anyone remember the name of Steph's Packed Clunge's wife who is a bigwig at C4?

 

[Harrigan]

The Wrong Trousers
Oh dear, stretch trousers are both a blessing and a danger. I have tried 5 pairs of trousers on this afternoon, none of them fit! I could say they shrank in the wash, my thyroid removal made me gain weight, lack of work made me lumpen but no, over eating, lack of movement and this is my state.

I am feeling low now,

Old, overweight and senile

I bid you a good day

 

[BigBlue2018]

Let’s not forget she’s on stephs sick bag tomorrow talking about caring for her 5 kids whilst working going on holiday weekends away etc etc etc

I'll take one for the team and do my usual diatribe.

 

[Hampshire Hog]

The Wrong Trousers
Oh dear, stretch trousers are both a blessing and a danger. I have tried 5 pairs of trousers on this afternoon, none of them fit! I could say they shrank in the wash, my thyroid removal made me gain weight, lack of work made me lumpen but no, over eating, lack of movement and this is my state.

I am feeling low now,

Old, overweight and senile

I bid you a good day

You are not alone I can’t get in any of my clothes cause I is fat maybe we should have some colonic.irrigation don’t think my stoma would approve though

 

[Harrigan]

You are not alone I can’t get in any of my clothes cause I is fat maybe we should have some colonic.irrigation don’t think my stoma would approve though

Sorry about that,
No I would need the super duper version of the irrigation as my hub knows I’m so full of tit at all times!

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Sorry about that,
No I would need the super duper version of the irrigation as my hub knows I’m so full of tit at all times!

Oh dear surely not , all joking aside I think lots of people have put weight on over the last year so your not alone

 

[liar liar]

I'll take one for the team and do my usual diatribe.

What's Steph's wife's name @BigBlue2018 please?

 

[Harrigan]

Oh dear surely not , all joking aside I think lots of people have put weight on over the last year so your not alone

Bless you, but I have nobody to blame but myself and the Dark Chocolate Border Gingers that keep calling my name.
My name is Harrigan and I’m a fat ***.

Good day

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I Have been naughty,I always cooked a dinner but since lockdown all I have ordered is ready tit..So bloody cross with myself but hey Ho.

Have a Charlie Bighams chilli for later..duck,I always cooked my own chilli.Damn..

 

[liar liar]

I Have been naughty,I always cooked a dinner but since lockdown all I have ordered is ready tit..So bloody cross with myself but hey Ho.

Have a Charlie Bighams chilli for later..duck,I always cooked my own chilli.Damn..

You are excused - you had that terrible fall.

 

[BigBlue2018]

The Wrong Trousers
Oh dear, stretch trousers are both a blessing and a danger. I have tried 5 pairs of trousers on this afternoon, none of them fit! I could say they shrank in the wash, my thyroid removal made me gain weight, lack of work made me lumpen but no, over eating, lack of movement and this is my state.

I am feeling low now,

Old, overweight and senile

I bid you a good day

Sending love! Chin up my chum.

 

[Harrigan]

Sending love! Chin up my chum.

Chin or chins? Thank you Blue x

 

[Lucid30]

New page.... Thanks Facehugger for the new title
It's all a bit quiet, what's going on
Holiday in Portugal. tit sucked out. More tracksuits. More hairdos.
Carry on Krustie's....

Well done @Facehugger

 

[DC16]

Who else finds a wind turbine ‘scarey’ It’s SCARY FFS

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

You are excused - you had that terrible fall.

Yes,but I was ordering shite at the time still.Bonce is healing but no feeling there,feels like wood,hard to explain.One side of forehead fine but scar side nothing..Hopefully after time feeling will come back..

Who else finds a wind turbine ‘scarey’ It’s SCARY FFS

Awww I love em.