It's simple you silly sausage,
skanks first original mk1 RR was attacked and ran away, disfigured and now fearing for its life had extensive cosmetic surgery to turn itself into the mk11 RR sport. Now skank hired MI5, MI6, the met police and private investigators to find Pinky the RR. After spending millions of pounds and 5 years of searching Pinky the RR was found and reunited with skank who was giving Pinky the RR counselling and life coaching but then the attacker struck again and Pinky the RR has had to go back to the cosmetic surgeon again.