Katie Price #398 Dope smoked has made it all a bit hazy, is it really 6 months of driving Miss Crazy?

[Fish189]

And again

Think this is the car she had hidden behind the tennis court

 

[terryfaefife]

Work?? And another stupid announcement? What is it this time? Has Lego learnt how to use a knife and fork?
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This was in Nov 2021 according to her Instagram

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

View attachment 3001301She genuinely looks like she’s got a couple of different sized balls shoved up her crop top!

and countdown to this appearing in the Sun........ 3 2 1! woo hoo!!!

 

[ChiRie]

Interesting article in the DM on the medical conditions that can lead to a ban. On the list of notifiable conditions there is alcohol dependency, ADHD, anxiety, Drug misuse and PTSD, all things skanky has or claims to have! And that's not counting the numerous bans she's had either!

Medical conditions most likely to cost drivers their licence

We reveal the ten most common conditions that have led to drivers having their licences rescinded as the DVLA deems them no longer fit to be behind the wheel.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Yep you have to tick for allsorts on the form even depression

 

[Tedbear]

Who the hell is actually going to pay money to buy this book or listen to/ watch any of the promos going on prior to its official release?

Deffo not me lol it will just be all the old shit with a few new chapters about KB SB and Lego twat
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Not at all obviously though....

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Bet he feels a right twat now lol but being the idiot he is he went along with everything

 

[artnouveau]

Reading old articles about Skank really highlights what an uncaring robot she was and still is.
For example, when she met the wonderful Meatloaf on LW, not only did she say to him I thought you died a while ago when you fainted on stage. It was a really awkward moment which he bravely tried to laugh off.
She then went on to give an interview about the meeting-
"I think Meat Loaf will be dead soon. I think he's so frail.
Katie said bluntly: "When I was training to be a nurse before I started modelling, I used to lay out dead bodies and I know what dead people are like."
I thought she only did it for a few months, surely new trainees wouldn't be allowed to mess with dead bodies?
Just

Yes, think she worked in a care home for a few weeks, can quite believe she probably assisted with last offices, unfortunately that's their bread and butter

 

[Ecosse]

Wasn't there meant to be some sort of announcement at 8pm this evening?

 

[shizzler]

She’s off to the IOW too then? Don’t think so, as she would have said on the podcast MORE lies?
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Ffs, the way shes slothing all over that counter top. Sloth of a slug
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Why does she pose on kitchen counters FFS! I hope Lego is there with Dettol and a cloth to clean up afterwards.

Blowtorch, more like

 

[SewerGrapes]

Scottish as it has a Wick
I'll get me coat

But, but I thought it was from Candlewick Green
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At a quick glance I honestly thought that was a scruffy bloke!
Beginning to think this one is on the Columbian marching powder as well.

Q: What's beigey-brown and comes out of Cowes Backwards?
A: Clue ... it's not the Isle of Wight Ferry ...

 

[Private2407]

I think it's her garden centre stalker, his pink steering wheel is a tribute to her and he'll be parked up at the rental soon

Bet he's borrowed his GF or sister car

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

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Ive just seen the talking candle Skank the omens don’t look good for you.

Love the noose in the background thats waiting for her

 

[ButterTart]

Don't forget Naked Rodney and his new tag team partner Naked Dave!

Imagine opening your front room blinds to find those two lurking in the bushes with one hand on their binoculars and the other hand on their... Ok, I'll stop now as I'm making myself feel slightly nauseous

On their ... monocular?

 

[Joanna Surrey]

And again

Mmmmmyyyyyyyy property

 

[shizzler]

The cunt belongs in jail!

Preferably this

 

[shizzler]

Scottish as it has a Wick
I'll get me coat

There’s a wick in west Sussex as well

 

[ChiRie]

On her stories is that a brand new pink RR or has she just had it repaired after chucking crap over it? Buggers probabaly re wrapped it free I expect.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I wonder what accent the talking candle has

SArf African.
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On their ... monocular?

Cock having a mental wankypoo.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I’ve always been a bit about how much Edna’s husband looks like Paul Price. Talk about marrying someone just like your dear old dad!

I noticed that too!

 

[Ohflip]

I dunno if I believe the KW story? Not because I don’t think he would be that desperate coz he obviously don’t care who he goes with, but because surely she would have sold her story by now? Or been sending cryptic clues. You know the old Trollop can’t keep her mouth shut. Unless it’s going to be in her new book

She probably doesn’t remember!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Loool xxxx.
Let me suggest a waterproof mascara for you, as modelled by Legohead xxxx...

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He should use it on that silly beardy thing too!