Katie Price #395 first the egg bandit, now the dodgy white transit

[Pom Bear]

It's Legohead...he realises he left his man bag behind, you think she recognise her own boyfriend x

 

[TurkeyTeef]

It's Legohead...he realises he left his man bag behind, you think she recognise her own boyfriend x

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@Pom Bear you are an utter bleeping genius

 

[banf83]

How I'm feeling about these last couple of threads la

 

[HasBeen]

I reckon a ‘cash buyer’ purchased this property (money from under the mattress) and then will ‘rent’ it out for 5k month to the actual owner! Skank will have a sudden increase in only fans subscribers so she can show she can afford the rent and her mattress money used to pay the subscriptions will be untraceable as they can’t look into her ‘fan’ finances.

I will give you One example of that scenario being very Wrong
If she had that kinda money floating around she wouldn’t have been Selling Bog Roll on TikTok, I could give you numerous other examples but we would be here till next year with the crap jyy clothes dodgy raffles selling underwear blah blah
Subscriptions to her OF will Not Ever go up
No one wants to see her unclothed with No nipples on those Footballs on her chest or her mutilated body and No ONE who wants to retain their Eyesight wants to see her Flange
So No that’s not really gonna happen

 

[Stan Butler]

I reckon a ‘cash buyer’ purchased this property (money from under the mattress) and then will ‘rent’ it out for 5k month to the actual owner! Skank will have a sudden increase in only fans subscribers so she can show she can afford the rent and her mattress money used to pay the subscriptions will be untraceable as they can’t look into her ‘fan’ finances.

Skank has been dodging her creditors for years refusing to engage or pay, so why would skank pay herself any mattress money through Only Fans when 40% of it goes straight to her creditors through the deduction of earnings in place.

 

[HasBeen]

How I'm feeling about these last couple of threads la

I absolutely hear you, Follows a pattern over the years as Helena has said
I’m beyond confuzzled

 

[Jas19/2]

Do we know why she is so obsessed with front doors ? She literally could not be any duller if she tried. PS Enjoy laying in bed and watch trash tv SK. Get well soon x

She likes knocking on them

 

[PurpleLennie]

It looks to me like he has a bag lying across his chest. It just looked like a leaflet delivery. A young lad would know eff all about her or her address. Cars in the driveway, would look like someone lived there. My letterbox is a bugger to get through cos of that thick brushy stuff they have. He just looked like he was having a job shoving it in. Surely a burglar etc would look for an open window or a more discreet way in then walking up to the front door? Burglars these days, don’t know how to burgle!

to be fair she has always maintained that she doesn’t get her post - maybe she genuinely doesn’t know that this is how it happens?! She’s spent her whole life thinking someone’s breaking in every morning while the postie swings by…..it’s not a wonder she’s got the worstest PTSD anyone’s ever seen

 

[oogling]

I’ve done some modelling working in the past so I can’t exactly talk and I can assure you you have got to have the package.

Come on now…

 

[MANDATORY]

WTF is going on ......? Geez it's like one flew over the cuckoo's nest on here

 

[Twinkletoes95]

Strange that after the midnight acid attack the gates are still being left open for Tom, Dick and Harry to wander in.

 

[KK77]

I’m still poorly with this cold/flu, oooh off work, rather be at work, felt awful last few days, getting better though, woo hoo, but I haven’t got the energy to write a recap, instead here’s the Mail story on whatever this latest nonsense is

Katie Price has revealed that she was forced to call the police after a 'transit van of eight people' were spotted in the grounds of her Mucky Mansion on Monday.

The twice bankrupt reality star, 46, previously revealed she'd been advised to leave the home after vandals threw acid on her Range Rover, and she has since increased security while appearing at her live shows.

Now taking to her Instagram Stories Katie shared a snap of a police car claiming coppers had come to protect her property from the intruders and has set up a 24 hour guard.

Writing: 'Rushed to my house after being informed of a white transit van with 8 people not from this area waiting in my grounds. A thanks to Sussex Police who were instantly there and are guarding the property'.

'After the recent attack at the mansion all breaches of security are taken seriously by all now. There is 24 hour security now at the property for protection'.

Comments are open on the story, and you all know how that’s going

Katie Price calls the police due to gang of strangers

The twice bankrupt reality star, 46, previously revealed she'd been advised to leave the home after vandals threw acid on her Range Rover.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The bit I’ve highlighted in bold, a) it’s not her house and b) police who do not attend burglaries for days sometimes, even not at all, and have given up on minor shop lifting offences, now protect empty properties 24/7….c’mon Red Tops do better, report the truth on this story, cos her take is total bollox

Agree Smilie, I’ve always found it hard to get the Police to attend for a photo shoot. They always tell me they are too busy. I am glad they made an exception for KP.
Or did they?

 

[suseh97]

I would say Sam fox and Linda Lusardi were far more popular. She didn’t have the looks (or the height!) to be a model in London. She sold her naked body because that is all she had to sell. Now she sells drama because even she knows her body won’t cut it anymore. My daughters are all pretty, as are a lot of their friends. You can go to any club, bar or even the local park and see girls much prettier than she was. Revenge porn and a stint in prison was good enough for Stephen Bear, God knows why she gets away with the same things.

I don’t think for page 3 you had to be that pretty. I’m no even bonnie and I got approached a couple of times about page 3. I had what they were looking for - big tits on a small frame. Needless to say my tits stayed safely tucked away from the camera.
I certainly didn’t know who Skank was until the early 2000’s. Didn’t read tabloids or lads mags. Yet I knew who Sam Fox and Linda Lusardi were.
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Maria Whittaker and Suzanne Mizzi were also a lot more popular than the Skank back then, alas poor Suzanne died young the same has Mel Appleby.

Suzanne became a muse for Vivienne Westwood and modelled a lot for her. She was very pretty.
I remember my cousins who were both late teens in the 90’s liking Kathy Lloyd? Or a name like that. They never mentioned Skank

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

Yes Kipper. looks like some young gentlemen in sportswear tried the MM door to see if it was locked......not actually a crime though

And for the love of jeeeeebus! It is not 'your door' anymore!

Honestly how long is this charade going to go on for, everybody knows she’s been evicted, so whats the point of her making out she hasn’t. Is there some hidden reason why she is doing this, or is she just stupid and can’t accept the house has gone. I know she can never lose, but it’s actually getting boring now.

 

[suseh97]

She better not be hand delivering me my birthday cake or I'm going to have to do a Junior and be "out" indefinitely

It’s me. I’m going deep undercover. I volunteered to be her MUA while she’s in Glasgow. I’ve no experience but told her a lad at my work can get me a few bags of 50/50 maybe even props and she was in. I’ll get the whole truth out of her

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

Maybe scrap metal guy saw pics of the sh*t hole as it’s all plastered over the web and thought he’d help take some crap
off her hands

It is most likely a scouting party for a group of squatters, they check an empty place out find a way in, or break a door open then the squatters turn up on mass and occupy the property.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

I’ve done some modelling working in the past so I can’t exactly talk and I can assure you you have got to have the package.

Soph....can you get her to wash her jumpsuit the dirty witch

 

[Nixxs]

Help please Krusties. I can't see comments on anyone's Insta posts. Why would that be please?

Not sure of you have been replied to I'm still catching up. I have the same but if you click into the post the comments are there
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Here you go krusties

Did she shove him £20 to go try the door?

 

[Trafalgar]

I reckon a ‘cash buyer’ purchased this property (money from under the mattress) and then will ‘rent’ it out for 5k month to the actual owner! Skank will have a sudden increase in only fans subscribers so she can show she can afford the rent and her mattress money used to pay the subscriptions will be untraceable as they can’t look into her ‘fan’ finances.

Nope as the bankruptcy take 40% of her only fans money. So she won't go that route.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

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Teef & eyebrows woo hoo!!!!
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I think you’ve marked your card & made your points. I totally disagree. She was NEVER a top model. She was a TIT model who was known as a potty mouth, drunk scrubber. There were many, many others, much better than her, doing the same modelling, but with more class. Linda Lusardi for example. Sam Fox was much more famous as a tit model, than madam. She was ‘Jordan’ until Claire Powell changed that image when she got with Peter. Then when they split, she went on a downward spiral, which resulted in the ‘scraping the barrel’ life she’s now got. Nobody would want this car crash life. No kids, no money, in debt to probably nearer 4m. Known as uncaring with all the dead & discarded animals. Revenge porn. Numerous convictions, driving & restraining orders. The list is endless.Even the pictures you’ve given as examples, she’s a dolled up, nothing special tart.

So right Willow. Out with the igore button for me again because I cannot be having with it any more. Its rather pointless, like punching the wind...................
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Do you remember Fort Boyard with Melinda and Leslie Grantham? Me and son always used to watch that. Skank on Celebrity was no comparison whatsoever.

The original French version of Fort Boyard is far better. Grantham was as menacing as a Cuppa Soup TBH.
Anyway Melinda comes across as a really nice lady which is something you could never level at the skank.
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Oooooh Helena, she is meant to be on flight to Glasgow tomorrow, and of course a show, interesting

Does this mean she is going to disappoint all those "fans" who have paid out their fivers to see (sort of) skank live???
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Suzanne made the cross over and became a successful fashion model, she was really beautiful inside and out RIP

I saw her once sitting outside her shop on Bethnal Green Road, laughing and chatting to passers-by.