I hope whomever is renting does a 3 month check…after 3 days it’s doing to be an absolute tit pit. 3 weeks things will be completely destroyed and carpets ruined with piss and tit…so a 3 month check, bleeping hell…
I agree with @DC16, I’m SURE a lump sum has been put down to cover several months - the landlord thinks they’ve had a windfall, probably ‘sold’ by her fake management , ‘BeigeZilla’ popping round selling a top celebrity staying there - ‘see, here’s 6 months/1 year rent upfront! That’s how RICH and FAMOUS they are…I cant reveal their identity for security reasons of course’.
I hope to duck they have a watertight Claus in the contract re damage…TwatCunt wont pay, but whomever got it in her name will be held accountable…shall we guess Olive Management or similar, which will suddenly go into liquidation and be unable to pay for the damage??
The Landlord is going to be left with a HEFTY bill, I absolutely guarantee it!!
I agree with @DC16, I’m SURE a lump sum has been put down to cover several months - the landlord thinks they’ve had a windfall, probably ‘sold’ by her fake management , ‘BeigeZilla’ popping round selling a top celebrity staying there - ‘see, here’s 6 months/1 year rent upfront! That’s how RICH and FAMOUS they are…I cant reveal their identity for security reasons of course’.
I hope to duck they have a watertight Claus in the contract re damage…TwatCunt wont pay, but whomever got it in her name will be held accountable…shall we guess Olive Management or similar, which will suddenly go into liquidation and be unable to pay for the damage??
The Landlord is going to be left with a HEFTY bill, I absolutely guarantee it!!