Well if skank and kryten appeared anywhere tonight they have kept a low profile or when they arrived everyone in the place has ignored them and didn't want to be pictured in their presence. 
Katie Price #391 It makes a fool of itself on stage , all the time egged on by Beige
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The Skank fam don't tell the truth. The press don't. (cos they just want clickbait headlines and action in the comments - which sells to the advertisers).
Krusties know the truth. The wiki should be a journalist's delight. So much evidence. Forensic!!
KP doesn't need any of the above to know her life is shite. Her kids have left or been removed. She can't fill a village hall, let alone a small venue. None of us have to be her looking in a mirror in daylight, but she does.
I personally think people (all of us, wherever we are) have to learn to be happy with who we are, and correct anything that is difficult for us. KP has to resolve why she is so screwed up.
She's digging an enormous hole for herself. And I don't believe anybody here is gloating. But, she has to resolve some very basic issues or I don't see where this is going but down.
And it is all on her.
Krusties know the truth. The wiki should be a journalist's delight. So much evidence. Forensic!!
KP doesn't need any of the above to know her life is shite. Her kids have left or been removed. She can't fill a village hall, let alone a small venue. None of us have to be her looking in a mirror in daylight, but she does.
I personally think people (all of us, wherever we are) have to learn to be happy with who we are, and correct anything that is difficult for us. KP has to resolve why she is so screwed up.
She's digging an enormous hole for herself. And I don't believe anybody here is gloating. But, she has to resolve some very basic issues or I don't see where this is going but down.
And it is all on her.
Ah, thinking on. it may be called 'April Wine'
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Ooh Kylie you're sorta famous in your own right in Brighton, you must have a very friendly and approachable face!Oooh not to my knowledge, I only think it was Roses she sang with Nick Cave, which he wrote just for herJudging by this, it was his only song with her, I don’t know of any other.
"Where The Wild Roses Grow" was written very much with Kylie in mind. I'd wanted to write a song for Kylie for many years. I had a quiet obsession with her for about six years. I wrote several songs for her, none of which I felt was appropriate to give her. It was only when I wrote this song, which is a dialogue between a killer and his victim, that I thought finally I'd written the right song for Kylie to sing. I sent the song to her and she replied the next day.
I love the prince of darkness that is Nick, saw there was more to Kylie than just bubblegum popAlthough he does murder her in the song and video, we’ll forgive him, as he brought her big credibility with this collaboration
Might add I see Nick Cave a lot around town, he lives in Hove, he used to come into my local coffee shop in Kemptown, always had a takeaway coffee, while I was sitting down, but once I was at the counter and he came in, me being meI said “Mr Nick Cave, I see you frequent my coffee shop, what’s occurring”, have to say I made him laugh, he replied “Mr Nick Cave likes this coffee place and likes a coffee after the gym, so pops in here on the way home”
Back to Skank, I see the Fred is saying Fencing was there last night, but no AFPOh my she’s failing now, as Willow said and I thought, judging on when I last saw her, she’d have been there last night if she was able. I really think she‘s nearing the end now, but again why has she gone to the IOW in her last days, it has to be about coin doesn’t it, i just don’t get that one
The clan are an odd bunch.
I loved the 'Deconstrucion' phase Ms Minny had yes the Manics and Nick Cave W0W.
No wonder they gelled. Both kooky and creative - I heard that when he had to get down in the water to place a rose between her teeth he was visibly shaking! W0W again cos' you got to meet him. Didn't know he'd moved to Britain, Australian isn't he?
I am a bit confused about the gorgeous song I heard, possibly called April Wine now I come to think of it ...
Meanwhile the red tops are saying that Kipper reckons she should be an X-Factor judge and also that she and Kraktona are in talks about eloping to LA for a double wedding!
Have a fab bank holiday weekend Krusties
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I wonder which Council Tax Band the MM is in? Despite the mess it's in, MM is a 9 bed detached bespoke(ish) house with lots of land and stables.
Mine is band C despite it only being two beds.
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Wait, wait wait.. An X factor judge?!!!!!! Get the duck outta here. That is so not happening!!Ah, thinking on. it may be called 'April Wine'
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Ooh Kylie you're sorta famous in your own right in Brighton, you must have a very friendly and approachable face!
I loved the 'Deconstrucion' phase Ms Minny had yes the Manics and Nick Cave W0W.
No wonder they gelled. Both kooky and creative - I heard that when he had to get down in the water to place a rose between her teeth he was visibly shaking! W0W again cos' you got to meet him. Didn't know he'd moved to Britain, Australian isn't he?
I am a bit confused about the gorgeous song I heard, possibly called April Wine now I come to think of it ...
Meanwhile the red tops are saying that Kipper reckons she should be an X-Factor judge and also that she and Kraktona are in talks about eloping to LA for a double wedding!
Have a fab bank holiday weekend Krusties
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I wonder which Council Tax Band the MM is in? Despite the mess it's in, MM is a 9 bed detached bespoke(ish) house with lots of land and stables.
Mine is band C despite it only being two beds.
I have had parking tickets. I don’t think it’s a rule that the issuing officer has to put it on the driver side but it makes sense to.
Does she need a ‘chaperone’ when she sees the kids again I wonder?
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Could it have being a family support worker? My friend is one and they have to blend in on visitations and look like friends or family members.
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I reckon gobshite, sorry we were talking about names for skanky beginning with G weren’t we.
I’m guessing she ‘pays‘Ah, thinking on. it may be called 'April Wine'
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Ooh Kylie you're sorta famous in your own right in Brighton, you must have a very friendly and approachable face!
I loved the 'Deconstrucion' phase Ms Minny had yes the Manics and Nick Cave W0W.
No wonder they gelled. Both kooky and creative - I heard that when he had to get down in the water to place a rose between her teeth he was visibly shaking! W0W again cos' you got to meet him. Didn't know he'd moved to Britain, Australian isn't he?
I am a bit confused about the gorgeous song I heard, possibly called April Wine now I come to think of it ...
Meanwhile the red tops are saying that Kipper reckons she should be an X-Factor judge and also that she and Kraktona are in talks about eloping to LA for a double wedding!
Have a fab bank holiday weekend Krusties
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I wonder which Council Tax Band the MM is in? Despite the mess it's in, MM is a 9 bed detached bespoke(ish) house with lots of land and stables.
Mine is band C despite it only being two beds.
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I think you've heard Summer Wine by Ville Valo and Natalia Avalon. It gets a decent amount of play on the radio here and I enjoy screeching along in the car, skanky style. Nancy Sinatra originally sang it.
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I think you've heard Summer Wine by Ville Valo and Natalia Avalon. It gets a decent amount of play on the radio here and I enjoy screeching along in the car, skanky style. Nancy Sinatra originally sang it.
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I expect there are many of us that do know all the words to Bo Rhap!You can tell when she's forgotten the words to her songs - she gestures to the audience to start singing. FFS it's not as if the songs have got loads of lyrics. They're not exactly like Bohemian Rhapsody are they
I thought the PA was possibly a walk past some bins for coin, but why go all the way to Skegness for that, she usually went to Brighton to do it with SBWell if skank and kryten appeared anywhere tonight they have kept a low profile or when they arrived everyone in the place has ignored them and didn't want to be pictured in their presence.
Of course not using Backgrid as she doesn’t want to lose 40% does she. That was another f*ck up by the trustees and courts, 40% of her earnings from Backgrid and only Fans, so she just stopped using Backgrid, and I reckon she was earning very little on Only Fans anyway, but she’s even stopped that. Another ineffective measure put in place around her double bankruptcy, honestly couldn’t they see she’d do that, we did, what’s wrong with them I think her appearance at Belfast pride today has been cancelled, Joe Mcelderry says he’s having a weekend doing nothing and Claire Richards isn’t promoting it, both were on the bill with her, and the ticket link has gone
No info about why it was cancelled if indeed has been, bit weird why there’s nothing about it though. So looks like it’s just Cheltenham for madam and her side-kick Stoner-Boy, ooooh what monstrosity will she be wearing to the silent disco tonight More delusion from madam this morning on her IG below, bloody hell i reckon both Edna and her believe this tour is a rip-roaring success, both are celebrating, despite the empty seats, Skank wearing that hideous outfit, unable to sing, just using a backing track doing the heavy lifting with her banshee wail on top, forgetting the lyrics and asking the audience to sing along with her. I bet they say it was an amazing success on the pod next week, and the Pricey is back, top of her game
No Skank you are not champagne, you are a glass of flat lemonade that’s been left outside in the rain for a few days…..
Quite probably, all 5 kids live with her don’t you know she’s both mum and dad, but when it’s council tax I imagine she applies for the reduction for one person living full time in the property skanky scamming skathead.I’m guessing she ‘pays‘
I know there’s mixed opinions of PA on here but I’m sure to begin with he had to use all his strength not to get in one with her good job he had Claire and his tight nit family taking care of his best interests and ignoring her is exactly what she doesn’t want. We probably only know a fraction of what she’s actually thrown at him and the rest of the twelvety million exs, but I bet now there all just laughing their cocks off at what an utterly ridiculous pathetic excuse of a human she has become.
Interesting report about KP being seen in a shop with bunny and her mum. Could definitely be the case that family members are supervising contact. It depends on why/how the kids were removed and who they are with. If they are with other relatives under private law proceedings then it would be expected that family would supervise contact if supervision is needed rather than a local authority family centre.
Also re being 'signed off' from court - this can happen but it's pretty unusual.
Also re being 'signed off' from court - this can happen but it's pretty unusual.
Urrrmmmm hasn't Kracktona just moved back in with her lovely mother?Pull the other one, its got enormous bollocks on....
Kerry Katona and Katie Price set sights on double wedding in Las Vegas
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Not to worry though - skank is always LATE!
Don't forget all her blurb states she's allowed at least 45 minutes to be LATE
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That wouldn't be surprising at all Stan. Maybe the Plods did catch her driving that deathtrap, the Pink Monstrosity after all?
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It died........................................Wasn’t she at one point planning on marketing herself as a funeral singer? Whatever happened to that amazing business idea!
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Not Guildford? OMG my home county has been invaded by undesirables!!!!Place they went to starts with a G.
JJ was there too being chauffeur
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Also being on a very busy chaotic London street its possible the warden did'nt want to step out onto the road for fear of getting flattened in the traffic
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I have had a few. Don’t remember them being placed on the driver side unless that side was closed to the kerb.
Wendy and Kieran's sister live in Aldershot / Farnham I believe. So it would actually fit quite well with what Willow said. Contact may be taking place roughly halfway between Horsham and Aldershot.
I would guess the kids have moved schools too if they have been placed that far away from Horsham. I know Jett wasn't going...but everything must have been serious enough to think taking them away from their current school and activities ( if they did any near Horsham) was warranted.
At last the lying person who claimed to be both mum and dad to those kids whilst also stuffing it's face with drugs and centering her life around abusing their dad (and them) is back to only having a few hours influence on their lives a week. Hurrah!
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I think because there can be contempt of court charges if people discuss what's gone on in family cases.
It is a bit confusing, as some bits leak out anyway and then people put 2 and 2 together.
Not champagne but she is indeed the homophone. She is a sham and a pain at the same time (putting it mildly)I thought the PA was possibly a walk past some bins for coin, but why go all the way to Skegness for that, she usually went to Brighton to do it with SB
I think her appearance at Belfast pride today has been cancelled, Joe Mcelderry says he’s having a weekend doing nothing and Claire Richards isn’t promoting it, both were on the bill with her, and the ticket link has gone
More delusion from madam this morning on her IG below, bloody hell i reckon both Edna and her believe this tour is a rip-roaring success, both are celebrating, despite the empty seats, Skank wearing that hideous outfit, unable to sing, just using a backing track doing the heavy lifting with her banshee wail on top, forgetting the lyrics and asking the audience to sing along with her. I bet they say it was an amazing success on the pod next week, and the Pricey is back, top of her game
No Skank you are not champagne, you are a glass of flat lemonade that’s been left outside in the rain for a few days…..
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I do believe this is Ms P from 2017, thought it was a Pom bear special even doing the pointy toe.
even doing the pointy toe.
Are there any photos of these barely filled auditoriums?
Did I also read that she’s packed in the Only Fannies?
Did I also read that she’s packed in the Only Fannies?
More like she "knocks" them for the one adult amount..................I’m guessing she ‘pays‘
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