Katie Price #39 Filter this, filter that - makes no difference, still a Twit!

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peeko

peeko

Monsieur Crumble said:
Me too,my nanna was a fan of his and whistling Roger Whittaker, I was into Ska Blue Beat and Reggae in my younger days, Soul,funk R&B and Old Skool are my preferences since my 20's though, I had/have a penchant for The Walrus of Lurve though 😉
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Sorry busy,but had to. Reply to my Monsieur ,
I Want all you Krusties to get up on your feet ,
Put your braces together and your boots on your feet
And do some of that old Krustie stomping
All I ever wanted was to see you smiling
I know that I love you
Oh baby why don’t you see?
The first , My last My everything,
And the answer to all my dreams
Your my sun my moon my guiding star
My kind of wonderful that’s wha you are
Red red wine
Goes to my head
Makes me for get that I still need her so
Xxxx
 
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Harrigan

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peeko said:
Sorry busy,but had to. Reply to my Monsieur ,
I Want all you Krusties to get up on your feet ,
Put your braces together and your boots on your feet
And do some of that old Krustie stomping
All I ever wanted was to see you smiling
I know that I love you
Oh baby why don’t you see?
The first , My last My everything,
And the answer to all my dreams
Your my sun my moon my guiding star
My kind of wonderful that’s wha you are
Red red wine
Goes to my head
Makes me for get that I still need her so
Xxxx
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Who Croque Monsieur? Song sounds a but cheesy to me. You old ham.

plastered already Peeky? UB40 IB50

nurse!
 
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Hampshire Hog

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peeko said:
Sorry busy,but had to. Reply to my Monsieur ,
I Want all you Krusties to get up on your feet ,
Put your braces together and your boots on your feet
And do some of that old Krustie stomping
All I ever wanted was to see you smiling
I know that I love you
Oh baby why don’t you see?
The first , My last My everything,
And the answer to all my dreams
Your my sun my moon my guiding star
My kind of wonderful that’s wha you are
Red red wine
Goes to my head
Makes me for get that I still need her so
Xxxx
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Goodness me peeko that takes me back good old bit of reggae 👏👍reminds me of my youth 😂
 
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Facehugger

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peeko said:
Sorry busy,but had to. Reply to my Monsieur ,
I Want all you Krusties to get up on your feet ,
Put your braces together and your boots on your feet
And do some of that old Krustie stomping
All I ever wanted was to see you smiling
I know that I love you
Oh baby why don’t you see?
The first , My last My everything,
And the answer to all my dreams
Your my sun my moon my guiding star
My kind of wonderful that’s wha you are
Red red wine
Goes to my head
Makes me for get that I still need her so
Xxxx
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Ah, the Skinhead Moonstomp. Dusted off your 18 holers have you Peeko? 🤣🤣
 
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Stapleyourtongue

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peeko said:
Sorry busy,but had to. Reply to my Monsieur ,
I Want all you Krusties to get up on your feet ,
Put your braces together and your boots on your feet
And do some of that old Krustie stomping
All I ever wanted was to see you smiling
I know that I love you
Oh baby why don’t you see?
The first , My last My everything,
And the answer to all my dreams
Your my sun my moon my guiding star
My kind of wonderful that’s wha you are
Red red wine
Goes to my head
Makes me for get that I still need her so
Xxxx
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
 
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peeko

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you know Something ? Just Realised I am in love with Helga , Forget the underarm hair , arse bigger than Lozzas , Boobs bigger than a zeppelin , its her personality ,
Have to see her again . Driving me mad , only one way , have to be sent back to her , Harry will do it
Harry , Why Do Woman get married in white ?
To match the kitchen appliances , Cooker , Fridge , Freezer etc
 
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Monsieur Crumble

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peeko said:
Sorry busy,but had to. Reply to my Monsieur ,
I Want all you Krusties to get up on your feet ,
Put your braces together and your boots on your feet
And do some of that old Krustie stomping
All I ever wanted was to see you smiling
I know that I love you
Oh baby why don’t you see?
The first , My last My everything,
And the answer to all my dreams
Your my sun my moon my guiding star
My kind of wonderful that’s wha you are
Red red wine
Goes to my head
Makes me for get that I still need her so
Xxxx
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Aww Peeko love it xx
 
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Stapleyourtongue

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Peeko, you might wanna buy some hedge cutters for her arms though.
I met her once, she helped push me back through the doorway - got my head stuck, ya see 🤕.
And Helga came to help, before she did I said,
"Helga, don't you think it's best to release Stevie Wonder from your headlock first...
I can tell you summat Peeko, she has got a kick like a Kangaroo! 🦘
She didn't half wind me, but at least I was FREE!"
 
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peeko

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Stapleyourtongue said:
Peeko, you might wanna buy some hedge cutters for her arms though.
I met her once, she helped push me back through the door - got my head stuck in the doorway, ya see 🤕.
And Helga came to help, before she did I said,
"Helga, don't you think it's best to release Stevie Wonder from your headlock first..
I can tell you summat Peeko, she has got a kick like a Kangaroo! 🦘
She didn't half wind me, but at least I was FREE!!!"
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love it 🤣

you all know Harrys gonna kill me , naughty step again , But one thing consoles me , Skanky is having a Baby this year , I've started knitting , and she's adopting that poor child , How many Bedrooms has that house that wanker has put a Bid in for got ? you cannot imagine how much I hate them two wankers , Awful people ,
So many things wrong I just cant go into it , But a poor excuse for a mother ,
Dooly pass that bleeping Pot
 
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peeko

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peeko said:
you know Something ? Just Realised I am in love with Helga , Forget the underarm hair , arse bigger than Lozzas , Boobs bigger than a zeppelin , its her personality ,
Have to see her again . Driving me mad , only one way , have to be sent back to her , Harry will do it
Harry , Why Do Woman get married in white ?
To match the kitchen appliances , Cooker , Fridge , Freezer etc
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It was a joke girls , a wife two daughters 4 grand daughters, you know who the Boss is in my house , ain’t bleeping me that’s for sure xxx
 
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Harrigan

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peeko said:
you know Something ? Just Realised I am in love with Helga , Forget the underarm hair , arse bigger than Lozzas , Boobs bigger than a zeppelin , its her personality ,
Have to see her again . Driving me mad , only one way , have to be sent back to her , Harry will do it
Harry , Why Do Woman get married in white ?
To match the kitchen appliances , Cooker , Fridge , Freezer etc
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You called? It is true I am the gateway to Helga so any requests have to go through me, got it!
Nasal hair is out she says.
God that’s an old very misogynistic joke. Helga needs to up her ‘treatment’……
 
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peeko

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Monsieur Crumble said:
The ten commandments of man,given to wooman through the hinspiration of hi Price Buster! 😉
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Madness they call it madness
Madness they call it madness
It is plain to see
What they mean to me
Madness they call it gladness ha-ha
 
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Monsieur Crumble

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Rita Chevrolet said:
The chair was a rocker! :)
Val was lovely; He was one of my Gran's favourites so we had to watch any telly show he was on but he was always smiling and was an absolute gentleman. Cole on the other hand................................................... yeah that snarly little twerp who thinks he's really something special. WRONG coley mate :)
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State of him on the Hugh Fearnley with his fookin bare frog legs and manky gnarly feet on show! Fugly grunt he is 😠
 
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Harrigan

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peeko said:
Madness they call it madness
Madness they call it madness
It is plain to see
What they mean to me
Madness they call it gladness ha-ha
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A lot of these lyrics are passing me by
Know any of the Catpenters or Ol Blue Eyes?
 
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Holy Crap you people can't half waffle, I thought the lozza thread was bad enough. :LOL::LOL:
 
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