Katie Price #39 Filter this, filter that - makes no difference, still a Twit!

[peeko]

I'm guessing rebel city is an anagram of celebrity so guess that is synonym of star lit up. So is it "celebrity"

Well done

 

[wimble womble]

Are they crisps?
I remember years ago we had crisps were which shaped like bones, salt and vinegar flavour also these stringy cheesy things can’t remember the name, back in the day at school a box came round you chose your preferred packet for 5p!

yeh theyre a snack

 

[TheDog]

Mine have earholes like Jodrell Bank too; They can hear the dog treat box being opened from another room, likewise a knife being pulled from the block, a crisp packet being opened or the fridge door, but when I say 'Come on let's go outside", and its raining they suddenly cannot hear a thing! Odd that.....................................
Its a bit like skanky when theres a freebie on offer but when Court comes a-calling she suddenly doesn't hear any of it
I know the feeling. It’s tough being a dog!

So she's announced that she has a really special exploitation of all the kids birthday surprise for Harvey this weekend with Crawl & all the kids. Buckle up Krustie's....sick bucket & piss cauldron ready!
Have a good day, sending you all sunny Friday vibes & Pink cuddles

Oh ffs buckle down Krusties. I can’t wait to see what bile she produces this weekend.
Thank god I’m working and won’t hear about it till Monday. good luck you lot!

 

[Penguin86]

This is me sans Big Sid and a Horses Head!

I love blue eyes

 

[liar liar]

They melt in your mouth not in your hand.

Moth balls?

 

[peeko]

Very Quiet , Suppose Facehugger told you I was in one of my moods ,
Wait till she's having a Quiet meal with her Family
then i will walk up with my Mariachi band
Aye ,Aye Aye Aye , Aye, Aye Senora
My sister manuela
she pissed out the window
And ruined my brand new Sombrero
I like the Gin it helps me get in
But I love the Vino
Give me the vino
its so supremo
Aye Aye Aye Aye ,aye aye senora
My sister manuela
she pissed out the window
and ruined nmy brand new sombrero
I like the Lager it helps me get harder
But I love the vino
Give me the vino
its so supremo

 

[peeko]

Right I’ve been sewing all day like Billy O Sean so I’m away,

I always check Wikipedia to see who died (film buff) saw this poor ski jumper passed away after a traffic accident. It’s not funny but ironic I mean ski jumping is so dangerous, poor thing

Night all and keep Happy Talking and you’ll be fine
God Bless

Nite mate

Staples one step beyond next

 

[AimlessShameless]

You’re right I thought it was an anagram of ‘star lit up’. I’m useless! I need to start doing them again. Anyway good going.

Ooh I didn't see that one. Looks like a spiritual celebrity.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Sorry busy,but had to. Reply to my Monsieur ,
I Want all you Krusties to get up on your feet ,
Put your braces together and your boots on your feet
And do some of that old Krustie stomping
All I ever wanted was to see you smiling
I know that I love you
Oh baby why don’t you see?
The first , My last My everything,
And the answer to all my dreams
Your my sun my moon my guiding star
My kind of wonderful that’s wha you are
Red red wine
Goes to my head
Makes me for get that I still need her so
Xxxx

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

 

[peeko]

OOH you can dance you can jive
having the time of your life
ooh see that girl
watch that scene
digging the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low
looking out for a place to go
where they play the right music ,getting in the swing
you come to look for a king

I thought everyone had gone, it is late and I want to watch a film before I go to sleep so I’m off too
Ta ra

Nite Nite sweetheart, sleep tite , hope the bed bugs dont bite

 

[Harrigan]

It’s Peeko Quiz time , Multiple choice
You use Qured before you go on holiday
1. You will have no Problems, at a reasonable price all plain Sailing
2. There are Problems, But easily solved due to their superb customer service
3. Your Holiday will be totally Fucked up due to not getting the results of your very expensive tests and no fucker will answer the phone
Take your time people ,Need a Clue ? Just look who’s recommending them PMSL HI

Could we have more crossword clues or general knowledge please?

 

[peeko]

Doh! I just see what he’s done! It’s late for me I’m normally watching old films or asleep.

When you say old films ? Silent movies?

I see! What’s Tom Jones got to do with it?

Patron Saint of the krusties, all voted for , I suppose ur going to call Helga again ,SIGH

 

[Harrigan]

I have yummy Moonpig ads atm - I could murder a liquorice allsort...

Don’t do that love you’ll be sent to prison and it will be added to your currant sentence.

sorry I think the suns got to me today, I’m in a punny mood.

 

[liar liar]

This is me sans Big Sid and a Horses Head!

It's a cartoon - put down the rum....

On wanky insta page the picture of Sid someone asked if he bought skanky a new phone after he threw hers in the lake, they said they were there !

I don't do IG thats why I asked - any chance of some pics please? Just for the craic.

 

[Harrigan]

This film was made in 1957 they were still using a mangle to do the laundry! What year was the spin dryer invented?

 

[peeko]

Anyway , hope to talk to you tomorrow Harry , I know I drive you mad , but you do make me laugh

 

[Harrigan]

For those wanting to know Nurse Helga does tea leaf reading at the weekends. She very eco conscious and is using old kidney shaped bowls that uses to contain stones etc from operations. Don’t worry they’ve been thoroughly washed.
She’s a busy lady after full week at the hospital she does her hair, lilac rinse and permanent wave to look smart.
Her motto on life is, “always look on the Brite side of life”.

NB This post was not sponsored by the detergent which bears the same name although it’s ruddy good I use it for me teeth and laundry!

 

[HampyGal]

Again. My friends… look at yourselves, .. you are feeding this monster, not the fans.. look at yourself..

 

[Lucid30]

Is anyone able to record the Depop sales on Saturday please, as I am out for an early birthday dinner

I’m working Saturday or I would of. X

 

[peeko]

Well that was completely random ,very strange ? For once I am completely baffled