Katie Price #39 Filter this, filter that - makes no difference, still a Twit!

[Monsieur Crumble]

Sorry busy,but had to. Reply to my Monsieur ,
I Want all you Krusties to get up on your feet ,
Put your braces together and your boots on your feet
And do some of that old Krustie stomping
All I ever wanted was to see you smiling
I know that I love you
Oh baby why don’t you see?
The first , My last My everything,
And the answer to all my dreams
Your my sun my moon my guiding star
My kind of wonderful that’s wha you are
Red red wine
Goes to my head
Makes me for get that I still need her so
Xxxx

Aww Peeko love it xx

 

[Harrigan]

you know Something ? Just Realised I am in love with Helga , Forget the underarm hair , arse bigger than Lozzas , Boobs bigger than a zeppelin , its her personality ,
Have to see her again . Driving me mad , only one way , have to be sent back to her , Harry will do it
Harry , Why Do Woman get married in white ?
To match the kitchen appliances , Cooker , Fridge , Freezer etc

You called? It is true I am the gateway to Helga so any requests have to go through me, got it!
Nasal hair is out she says.
God that’s an old very misogynistic joke. Helga needs to up her ‘treatment’……

 

[peeko]

You know what upsets me , is when you meet people on here make a connection , a bit like me and Harry , and you d

Well done Staple great thread title

Hampshire dont encourage her , heads big enough as it is

 

[265]

Come on @liar liar , pull your finger out .
I'm working!

 

[Harrigan]

I'm guessing rebel city is an anagram of celebrity so guess that is synonym of star lit up. So is it "celebrity"

You’re right I thought it was an anagram of ‘star lit up’. I’m useless! I need to start doing them again. Anyway good going.

 

[peeko]

ill leave you with this one, A man lives on the twentieth floor of a block of flats , every morning he gets in the lift and gets out at the ground floor and goes to work , coming home at night he gets in the lift but gets out at the tenth floor and walks up the stairs . why ?

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Staple got a great one , only if YOU PROMISE ,When I post it you'll do the dance and sing it , you asked me for a dance the other night ,why not ?

As long as it's not a smooching one

 

[Harrigan]

Boutonnière! That’s the thing Poirot always wears in his lapel

this story of Peeko better be good or Nurse Helga will be on the Warpeth.

 

[peeko]

Balls! Well done

Peeks please can we have a proper cryptic clue that was more of a conundrum.

Star lit up rebel city

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Relevant I suppose

 

[peeko]

As long as it's not a smooching one

HA , don't think me and you are into them ,
Just want to imagine you dancing around the room , READY, You can't break your promise

 

[Harrigan]

The ten commandments of man,given to wooman through the hinspiration of hi Price Buster!

Harlton Cheston!

 

[peeko]

Watching a totally weird but totally addictive series on Netflix called Sweet tooth

 

[Harrigan]

Well done

Balls! Well done

Peeks please can we have a proper cryptic clue that was more of a conundrum.

 

[Harrigan]

( C L U E) H I J K L M O

(Answer ) _ _ _ _ _
Bit of Fun see which clever Kristie gets it first ?

Peeko can we have another clue I’m not going to get it’s not being funny but this type of crossword clue is not found in the Guardian!
Get me coat……

 

[peeko]

Because he wants to get his 10,000 steps in to lose weight

er no , good try though

Ah, but you didn't say what floor he gets on the lift at in the mornings did ya. Hey? He might walk down the stairs first from the 20th floor to the where the lift starts on the 10th floor. Now then.

he gets in the lift on 20th floor

 

[HampyGal]

Seriously ignore the monster

 

[Tamar]

Who is that?

it is skanky. photo is on her IG

 

[peeko]

Staple got a great one , only if YOU PROMISE ,When I post it you'll do the dance and sing it , you asked me for a dance the other night ,why not ?

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I heard some terrible things about his wife though & how horrible she was to his parents when Steve died so tragically; She basically threw them out of the house Steve had bought for them then set about sidelining his Dad on every single project he'd been working on with his son to replace him with Herself.

Never knew that - what a Bitch!

 

[peeko]

Think I’ve got one. Is the answer to no 2 China?
Morning!

Good Morning, I’ll start you off
1.116 years
2. Ecuador