Good Evening , I'm from Essex ,
In case you couldn't tell? My Given Name is Carwash ,
I come from Hoddeston
and I'm doing very well
Had a love affair with Skanky, in the back of my Lambourghini ,
had the biggest hard on and you should've seen me
But when I Got hold of Skanky
Everything was Manky , she said I was her honey
All I could think off was the money
Well you ask Kieron and Pete,
Dane lost most of his feet ,
I'm not a Bloody Thickie,
I'm carwash from Hoddeston
and i've got my head screwed on
I thought she was Fantastic
even though she was made of plastic
they said she was a liar
couldnt let her go near a fire
So all you Krusties think ,
While you hate me ,Im relaxing having a drink
Joke teeth . joke clothes. joke life
you may think its Funny
,ill have the last laugh
got all her fucking money
Im not a bloody thickie
im carwash from hoddeston
and ive goy my head screwed on