Katie Price #39 Filter this, filter that - makes no difference, still a Twit!

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I assume Katie has a new Ghost writer.

Katie Price signs six figure book deal to write 'explosive' 7th autobiography

KATIE Price has been promising fans a seventh book detailing her crazy life since her last autobiography release in 2016. But the wait is finally over as the former glamour model is said to have si…

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Another work of fiction....

I just dropped in to give you my 2pence worth and to let you know I'm still breathing.

 

[freda19]

Re Peter Andre.Just read the other day that during an interview he was asked about the Friends reunion that everyone was/is talking about. He said he's never ever watched friends. The interviewer was shocked"What never?" Nope, he never watched it but said he'd sung at David Scwimmers vow renewal back in 2010. Apparently Schwimmers wife loved Peter's songs and wanted him there. So he did it and says he was shocked watching the likes of Thandie Newton and other big names singing along to his songs.
I thought "That's how you do it Pwicey. Just chillin' with the stars. No big deal".

 

[Facehugger]

I've said this many times, just when you think she can't sink any lower, she does.

I'm still placing bets Katie will auction off Princesses Virginity!

I'm surprised she hadn't bottled that colonic water & wants to flog that myself she's a complete shit show all ways up and he's no better either.

 

[liar liar]

Isn't it strange that over the past few days some weird people have joined this thread; made one or two strange comments then disappeared. Someone is getting rattled or tattled. There was someone yesterday, literally new member (25 mins) or so. I tried to @ their name and it wouldn't appear...

I can't wait for Katie's house of cards to tumble round her shattered hairlines personally. So dash to the hospital today for unknown illness/cancer scare? Mum or Harvey at death's door? Who is it who has 'gone to the other side'?

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Morning my Krustie loves . All caught up again. I don't have much time to be here at the moment. Being a REAL mum to multiple children during half term is full time. Add in additional needs. I ACTUALLY have to cook for them AND look after them. Imagine that Skanky

She has previously shown Harvey's address when he first moved in. She'll have done it on purpose this time. 'i can't go to prison yer 'onour coz I need to protect Harvey innit. Ee's getting kidnap threats after I ACCIDENTALLY posted his address. I'm soooooo stressed about it all that I haven't been able to pay my creditors'

 

[Pom Bear]

Haha, love it and thank you for my brandy, bless you

They do 250ml & 500ml size, so try a little one first & see what you think. V05 Tame & Shine spray 100 ml is good too, it's usually on offer for £3 in Asdas. Spray it in dry hair then straighten, it's brill. Sorry for off topic hair talk folks, just needed to tell Pom while I remembered, Skankys still a twat

Loool Cole the wank engine xx.
You're welcome xx.

I brought it on eBay earlier..250ml exactly the same one, for 16.99 ..sounds great and I look forward to it arriving....many thanks again Pom hugs to you xx

Don't forget she also claimed in Feb that one leg was shorter and would need an op to align her legs https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/katie-price-has-sent-blue-23446625

I remember this pic..I made a pic out of it a few months back xx.
Ohhh got it..back in January...the boots reminded me of RoboCop ...

 

[BigBlue2018]

Skanky and Wanky, the 'TV Personality, Model and Influencer' who doesn't want to be famous are very quiet. What are they up to?

On another note, just watching 'Lorraine' and David Attenborough was featured. Now that's a real celebrity. 95 now.

I have a lovely story about him.

When Joe my son was really small (about 4, 23 now) hubby and I at the time had money and could have sent him to private school but we decided instead to travel with him. He's been all over the world which I believe is an education in itself, we wanted to show him there is a world out there. Qualified PADI Diver, spent a month in the Carribean replacing and regrowing coral reefs. He's grown into a righteous fine man.

When Joe was about 8 he wrote to Sir David and sent him pictures of him with monkeys, snorkelling with turtles, stingrays etc. It was the usual kids letter 'my name is Joe X and I am 8 years old and my birthday is x. My favouite book is the 'Origin of Species' by Charles Darwin and here are some pictures of me with some species'.

I managed to get Sir Davids address in Richmond from a PR chum and posted said letter.

About a week later Joe got a letter in those posh cream envelopes, hand written in a fountain pen. It was from Sir David with a lengthy letter encouraging his interests with a signed photo 'to Joe from David' and he'd put 5 quid in to refund his postage.

Anyway, on his next birthday Sir David sent him a birthday card!

But the funniest bit is when I went to Joes next parents evening at school. They'd just recently had a show and tell and Joe had taken him correspondence in from Sir David and told the class that he was his grandad!!!

I"m a Catholic but had to lie through my teeth when the teachers, even the headmistress said 'We had no idea who Joe grandad was'.

Still see them in the local Co-Op today and they occasionally mention it! Surprised I've not been hit by a bolt of lightening.

Sir David occasionally writes to Joe, normally on his birthday. Now that is a star and celebrity Skanky and Wanky.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Hi, just came on to say I’m here (in Portugal) until Sunday and peter Andre was in vilamoura today with princess (other kids there too but I recognised princess!). Docked in the marina today on ‘diamond’ yacht.

So basically J & P met mummy dearest for an hour for lunch . That explains why J was looking at his phone. Having asked to not be involved in her circus, I'm guessing he probably didn't even want to meet her for lunch. But she still can't respect his wishes to be left alone. Nope, she had to post a pic to make people think they're with her .

 

[Pom Bear]

Oooh, Pommy, glad you're here. If you want shiny hair all the time & your colour to last, get some of this. It's expensive but you don't need much & there's some fab sellers on eBay:

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Thank you my friend xx.
I love eBay so I be having a look straight away after this message before coming back later xx.
This looks very nice xx.

Hope you getting a rest today after been busy..this is for you xx.


Little penis puffin Billy as mentioned earlier.. made me laugh so I made Thomas the tank engine into Cole the little penis wank engine ,.

Back later

 

[Pom Bear]

I leave this here while catching up xx.

Val Cole Doonican ....
Damn I hate the watermark pics but hopefully it still be enjoyed

 

[DC16]

So this is KPs MUA Fern Pointy Chin and the woman who did KP and Carwashs fillers at her 5yr old sons’ birthday party. Very appropriate dress don’t you think

they’re all as bad as each other with their spelling and grammar

Talking of this party, there were live animals there, a chinchilla in a box, covered by a black cloth, in the heat yesterday must of been awful, it’s arm kept poking out the crate it was in I am truly disgusted and that company should be ashamed of itself

 

[265]

It's official - Ron Class is on Tattle.

 

[Pom Bear]

Lovely how everything has animals on Pommy

Thank you xx.

Here is a few pics of other things I have that are animal related xx.

The Fox sake mug was my first profile pic on here in February last year

To keep on topic here is Cole's mug
Lol ....
Back in abit

 

[Pom Bear]

They'd have achieved the same results if they'd stuffed the tube in it's gob - same old shit in both ends


Well its not like she would share them with H is it? And I doubt cole would DARE to steal one like he does with H's carrot cakes either


Theres a definate Criminal Look amongst that lot - the one in the middle looks like Lex Luthor's sister haha


I bet it was pointing it's toe at the camera though like it does at traffic cameras, bank machines & CCTV in parking lots


Cole will buy it and she'll just laugh because its so hilarious (apparently)


She has thousands of gallons of similar stuff swilling around the gardens at Trampy Towers so she can bottle that and flog it to her "Fans" too


Excellent Pom! Now I think we need a nice 1960s polyester safari suit and cole will be fit for a groovy night out at Sheesh with his old woman


Its not a New Issue Alert. No. It's a WARNING about the tide of excrement contained inside - open at your peril!

Here he is in his safari suit..from his modelling catalogue days..he will look forward to wearing that one lol xx.

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

'Let the Music Play' - loved the Walrus of Lurrrrvvvve! I was a jazz funk, soul and R&B fan. Robbie Vincent on the radio, soul weekenders lol.

Oh yes Caistor Soul Weekender I went with my daughter and her then husband when I was 48, loved it! the age range was great I went to see the Maestro and Love Unlimited girls and orchestra back in 78 when he appeared at the Congress Theatre in Eastbourne, fantastic night so many passed on now Luther,Marvin,Donny,Barry to name but a few My mum and dad were always singing and dancing, they used to perform at 1940's night for many many years till mum passed away, my Avatar I drew to represent my mum and dad up there still dancing and singing

 

[Pom Bear]

Throws party for 5 year old boy, dressed like a slut while drinking and smoking.

And the mother of the year award goes to......
NOT YOU POINTY CHIN

Lollipop head xx.

 

[MrsEms]

Isn't it strange that over the past few days some weird people have joined this thread; made one or two strange comments then disappeared. Someone is getting rattled or tattled. There was someone yesterday, literally new member (25 mins) or so. I tried to @ their name and it wouldn't appear...

I can't wait for Katie's house of cards to tumble round her shattered hairlines personally. So dash to the hospital today for unknown illness/cancer scare? Mum or Harvey at death's door? Who is it who has 'gone to the other side'?

I woke up at half 2 this morning and read a couple of new comments. I remember thinking they seemed odd and the timing of these posters strange.

I also do not believe for one minute that any one of us are 'feeding' the monster etc...we are discussing a person we dislike...immensely
More importantly is that we all chat and have made friends so I will carry on as I please.

Morning all

 

[TheDog]

Its Skanky Mk II. No wonder they're mates is it?

Throws party for 5 year old boy, dressed like a slut while drinking and smoking.

And the mother of the year award goes to......
NOT YOU POINTY CHIN

 

[BigBlue2018]

What happened to the frog cake? Did skanky shovel down her own neck.Also doubting if they were in Portugal last week.

Inside Katie Price's surprise birthday party for Harvey at residential school

HARVEY Price celebrated turning 19 last week with a surprise party at his residential school which included a train-themed cake. Mum Katie, 42, was “so excited” for her oldest sons birt…

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"She's planning another big celebration this weekend but went down to his school to give him a specially made cake."

Katie's rep confirmed the family's plans for this weekend, saying: "Katie has something special planned with Carl and all the children."

Shes

Wow, what a truly awful scarred mess . There was s absolutely no procedure that can ever make her face any better. She really is absolutely butchered! @BigBlue2018 your mate has done a good job .
I cannot believe for 1 second that Crawl genuinely finds that attractive. She is fake & botched from top to bottom.
She really is very, very unwell. It's sad. BUT I don't feel sorry for her because she's a cunt . Maybe ending up looking as bad as that is subtle karma?

You're so right Pink.

Being serious for once, why would anyone let someone carve them up like that just because it's free?

I'll never forget her getting ready for surgery in Turkey about to be wheeled into the threatre. No one could speak English, then a nurse walked into the 'Pre-Op' room, which I'm sure should be sterile, chucked her coat, rucksack and wellies into the corner next to an overspilling bin! I'd have been off that gurney faster than a rat up a drain, anaesthetic or not.

I think she is ill in someway, maybe the same condition as that Ken Doll guy?

BTW - POM, JUST HEARD ON THE RADIO IT'S NATIONAL CORGI DAY TODAY!!!!!

 

[Lucid30]

Ole pointy chin is “Brudy” think the definition pretty much sums her up. She certainly doesn’t like anyone to have an opinion. Of course, though, she meant broody