Katie Price #388 Have you heard? Kicked out of her gaff & dressed like a turd

[Denise234]

It’s certainly going be a whole new world for KP she doesn’t even know how much a loaf of bread is and she certainly won’t be spending £800 to a grand on a food shop a week whilst bankrupt like she has been. I have visions of KP going down the shopping aisles with baby/darling baby JJ with a red faced stern look thinking why is nobody wanting meeeeeeee Hutoe graft !
I’d love it whoo hoo if she has paper & pen and ticks off her food and she might have to go late shopping with her MH waiting really for the yellow stickers to come on. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but Madam thinks everything is below her it hasn’t hit her yet that she is now one of us. We nusty twolls are above her & JJ
I’ll go back to catching up now just seeing it on smilykylies post the letter stuck to her gate/fence has got me excited. I think she might claim squatters rights with the rats even another visit to the priory is pending saying it’s all to much.
Will she go quietly ? Will she dump everything in her containers I have so many questions . Dabs on the lipstick couch oh no actually thinking what she could of done on it
I’ll go with them brown doors she does them selfies infront of Actually no she’s basically fucked them leaning/Cocking her leg up them
I’ll give it some thought on what I’d like to get my hands on the choices are endless Barth bombs the lot. On a serious note looking at that Mansion she has totally ruined it I bet it was really nice before she got it , I’m going take a look in the wiki to see if there is a pic before she ruined it

 

[okeep]

duck me Krusties Not right is it, Just as Skanky has got the police to investigate because some fucker has obtained opened and shared with the media illegally her Paparwork, Some Horrible Bastard as only gone and done it again, Be calling in Scotland Yard at this rate

 

[BadJanet]

the bailiffs will no doubt change all the locks etc ..shame "here come the bailiffs" couldnt film it as an episode.

I don't think there’s any reason why they can't because she is "famous". I remember an episode of can't pay with Neil Razor Ruddock, he had a large kennel bill that he hadn't paid. His wife threw water at the agents
Sadly I think Skank will have left before then.

'Do you know who I am?'

This is what ex-professional footballer Neil ‘Razor’ Ruddock asked two debt collectors who paid him a visit over an unpaid kennel bill.

www.kentonline.co.uk

 

[Mmc]

Interesting comment

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Hope JJ gets a pre-nup wouldn't want skank to get half of everything he owns when he finally escapes

What his toys PastyOh no not his little ‘Lego toys’..he will sweam and sweam..and stamp he’s bleeping midgty legs.(duck it I will piss meself).

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

the bailiffs will no doubt change all the locks etc ..shame "here come the bailiffs" couldnt film it as an episode.

I think Lightfoots are the company from “Can’t Pay, we’ll Take it Away’

 

[In_Deep]

duck me! She's only been on the island a day?!!!

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Statement from Sophie:
Kate doesn't understand all this about eviction, it's unfair and bullying at this point.
She's had the nod from her social worker, Lynne, that she's to menkally ill to pay her bills, our mum sent a message via moonpig to the court saying Kate's exes have stolen all her money and snot fair, so she's not leaving the mm.

 

[Raggamuffin]

She's out n about in Cowes someone local just posted a selfie with her!

 

[tracey3871]

So, JJ has been introduced to the family. I wonder if he was allowed to be present whilst they discussed plans to get out of her current predicament.

'Mum, this is my fake boyfriend ... we haven't shagged yet but occasionally he looks at me now ... he is da wun'

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

So now we await the next step on skanky's Big Adventure!

 

[Emlou80]

the bailiffs will no doubt change all the locks etc ..shame "here come the bailiffs" couldnt film it as an episode.

maybe that’s what she meant when she kept saying there will be more filming at the MM

 

[noseyprincess12]

She's out n about in Cowes someone local just posted a selfie with her!

Oh where did they post?

 

[life’s a car crash]

Prediction...
Skank and kryten will get engaged and move into their new home on or around skanks birthday. Even though the truths out in black and white that's she's being evicted skank will put her own narrative on it that Pricey Towers holds to many bad memories and she wants a fresh start with kryten, buckle up kryten your going to have to look at skank and kiss it now for this showmance and storyline to look real for the gullible fan to fawn over.

They might go one further and get married but he better make sure he has a prenup . He might not have a lot but she’s got a damn site less

 

[okeep]

So the absolute Braindead Plank , and perhaps I’m being too kind there, that is Marc Dolan finds her eviction tragic, Compères her to Marilyn Monroe for duck sake , and says it’s the Media’s fault, chewing her up and spitting her out,
She earned vast sums of Money, even up to now, Money we could only dream off, with a very forgiving media never criticising her for the most outrageous tit she did and came out with, her fault she shoved most of the money up her nose, She could be earning now, it was her that treated people like tit, made herself unemployable, broke the law, revenge porn , harassment, etc etc , robbed yes robbed people of their hard earned money by not paying bills, not being arsed to pay tax like the rest of us have to, So she’s the victim? Give your head a wobble you brain dead ignorant bleep

 

[terryfaefife]

Probably had to sit in the kids corner with Albert while the grown ups talked

He’ll have been down for his nap

 

[tracey3871]

Prediction...
Skank and kryten will get engaged and move into their new home on or around skanks birthday. Even though the truths out in black and white that's she's being evicted skank will put her own narrative on it that Pricey Towers holds to many bad memories and she wants a fresh start with kryten, buckle up kryten your going to have to look at skank and kiss it now for this showmance and storyline to look real for the gullible fan to fawn over.

100% agree that's an idea the clan have floated... but ... I dont think Kryten will agree ... he didn't agree to a long holiday in TingTong Land because he doesn't want to be around her for more than a few days

 

[Madcatbimbo]

It’s certainly going be a whole new world for KP she doesn’t even know how much a loaf of bread is and she certainly won’t be spending £800 to a grand on a food shop a week whilst bankrupt like she has been. I have visions of KP going down the shopping aisles with baby/darling baby JJ with a red faced stern look thinking why is nobody wanting meeeeeeee Hutoe graft !
I’d love it whoo hoo if she has paper & pen and ticks off her food and she might have to go late shopping with her MH waiting really for the yellow stickers to come on. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but Madam thinks everything is below her it hasn’t hit her yet that she is now one of us. We nusty twolls are above her & JJ
I’ll go back to catching up now just seeing it on smilykylies post the letter stuck to her gate/fence has got me excited. I think she might claim squatters rights with the rats even another visit to the priory is pending saying it’s all to much.
Will she go quietly ? Will she dump everything in her containers I have so many questions . Dabs on the lipstick couch oh no actually thinking what she could of done on it
I’ll go with them brown doors she does them selfies infront of Actually no she’s basically fucked them leaning/Cocking her leg up them
I’ll give it some thought on what I’d like to get my hands on the choices are endless Barth bombs the lot. On a serious note looking at that Mansion she has totally ruined it I bet it was really nice before she got it , I’m going take a look in the wiki to see if there is a pic before she ruined it

Here's what it looked like before she got her grubby paws on it.....

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[BadJanet]

So Mr JJ Slater how is your contractual showmance going so far ?
Since you signed over your soul, your friends seem to have deserted you, no amazing reality shows are in the pipeline, you've been to a couple of z list events because of your MAFS connection but everyone ignored you both.
You've been on a couple of short cheap holidays and watched her get plastered in both senses.
You're having to drive madam whenever and wherever she wants to go, all public comments are negative (see here, legoboy, Kryton, creepy manchild, The Scum, Fail and Mirror too) you will be as untouchable in terms of celebrity soon like her.
Your business, as you have no time only madam , is going down the pan.
You're having to sit, eyeshut, downwind from her unfiltered face whilst she is on her latest rant and now you're in the coven with the hag, her shag and only your ickle bag for protection.
It's just going to get worse.
Get out whilst you can!
You have been warned

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Here's what it looked like before she got her grubby paws on it.....

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The thing I noticed in all the drone pics, not a flower anywhere. Scruffy, badly cut grass, odd items, rubbish, too many cars. Areas needing a good power wash. It's like an old run down mini industrial estate. No flowers, no chairs to sit in the sun. Weird.