Katie Price #384 KP & JJ the lying, the witch and the JYY wardrobe

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Why is the daft beige cow congratulating herself on the pod insta? 🤪
Christ she looks like Big Bird's ugly sister in that photo, her fella must have a strong stomach but I suppose you don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire.
 
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Edna is up the duff????? Is this true? bleeping hell, skank will be eaten up with jealousy!!!!
It was probably a few mins post duffing when her bloke was dancing in his scanties behind her in that picture of her horribly creased French tuck shirt and enormous flat feet 🤢🤢
 
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I think the newspapers have got mixed up when the Skank said people think she looks like Katy Perry, I think she meant Perry from Kevin and Perry.
 
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Christ she looks like Big Bird's ugly sister in that photo, her fella must have a strong stomach but I suppose you don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire.
They both probably close their eyes
 
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Bet that was why Edna's been visiting AFP on the I.O.W recently, can imagine the conversation between them.
Edna, "mum i've got some news"
AFP, "what's that"
Edna, "i'm pregnant"
AFP, "who's the dad, don't tell me it's bleeping Arry"
Edna, "yes it's Arry"
AFP, "duck me your stuck with the dopey bleep now. Have you told your sister yet"
Edna, "no not yet but I was thinking, will you invite her and kryten for a visit and tell her for me"
AFP, "you can duck off with that idea, don't want those cunts here everyone already hates us because they know i'm her mother and because your bleep of a dad's tried poaching other fencers business"
Edna, "but mum"
AFP, "duck off do your own dirty work, invite her round for a Sunday roast and tell her then" 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Bet that was why Edna's been visiting AFP on the I.O.W recently, can imagine the conversation between them.
Edna, "mum i've got some news"
AFP, "what's that"
Edna, "i'm pregnant"
AFP, "who's the dad, don't tell me it's bleeping Arry"
Edna, "yes it's Arry"
AFP, "duck me your stuck with the dopey bleep now. Have you told your sister yet"
Edna, "no not yet but I was thinking, will you invite her and kryten for a visit and tell her for me"
AFP, "you can duck off with that idea, don't want those cunts here everyone already hates us because they know i'm her mother and because your bleep of a dad's tried poaching other fencers business"
Edna, "but mum"
AFP, "duck off do your own dirty work, invite her round for a Sunday roast and tell her then" 🤣🤣🤣
Creasing up bleeping hilarious Stan 🤣🤣
 
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Oh bleeping hell crappy tit duck fuckety bleeping duck Edna you bleep you told me you were on the pill and couldn't get pregnant. 😎
Oh that poor, poor kid...
Imagine the beige nursery in all it's monotonous glory!!!
Poor fucker will think it's colourblind for the first few years of it's life 😳
 
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Do you think she will do this and if the hearing was not in court would it still be under oath?
Right , as usual this is only my opinion, and if any better informed Krusties can put me right if I’m wrong , great, Firstly, let’s not forget it’s a civil case not a criminal case, the wheels of justice turn slowly, But they do get there in the end,look how long it took to get Becker, I think a lot of people especially Krusties get excited hoping for karma, and I include myself,But in doing so have forgotten one of our golden rules.”don’t believe anything that comes out of her mouth”,
She said she was signed off, now people are talking about getting signed off for court, absolutely ridiculous, everyone would do it, if the courts want you there it would only acceptable not to turn up if you are so sick you have to see a doctor, most mental health issues do not fall under a reasonable excuse, and people talking about her seeing a consultant, hasn’t she sent a note in already asking for six months? Lot of good it did her, courts are sceptical of alleged illness , and I am going to contradict myself here , a doctor can sign you off with a sick note of course if you are ill, Really ill, But they have been issued with guidelines, and a sick note does not bind the court, it’s a different type of being signed off to her version, I’m talking about serious illness,
You have to provide the date the medical examiner examined you
The exact nature of your ailments
If it is not self evident why your illness prevents you from attending
An indication of when you can attend court
or a date when the current certificate expires
CIRCUMSTANCES WHERE THE COURT MAY FIND A MEDICAL CERTIFICATE UNSATISFACTORY
Where the certificate says the defendant is unable to attend work ( rather than court)
If you have a broken arm etc doesn’t stop you attending court
Where the defendant is certified as suffering from stress /anxiety/depression and there is no indication of the defendant recovering within a realistic timescale
 
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Jeesus wept. I've seen some comments elsewhere someone was complaining that people are happy KP doesn't have her kids and saying it's mean because she's just crap but not abusive.

Right so drug abuse, sex in front of them, dressing them up and encouraging them to want to be a tit model at aged 8, repeated domestic abuse arguments in front of them where police are called, leaving them to talk to adults online ( for months), keeping them away from their dad for 2 years, leaving 9 year olds to boil pans and not have any meals whilst you're wasted .......
That's OK?
As it's my comment you are referring to can you at least give it context.

I cannot rejoice or celebrate any child or children being taken from any parent, be that father or mother. I prefer education,parenting classes anything else.
I won't ever apologise for this view as I see too many adults now with mental health issues as their parents didn't get that education and support. To see posters opening champagne was distasteful for those kids.
Thanks
 
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If she were to say that her ADHD meant that she lacked capacity to take part in the process then that would have to be assessed to allow her to nominate someone to act on her behalf BUT that would impact on a lot of other areas of her life as how can she differentiate between capacity for court or capacity for day to day activities?
 
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Also, he was prescribed Prozac, which I was told only the consultant psych could do, our GP spent 6 yrs in mental health before she became a GP, but she can't prescribe Prozac, only renew the prescription.
Hiya Scannertd,
GPs in the UK can prescribe SSRIs (selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors) like fluoxetine (Prozac)
The GP will often have got you on a script before you've even had your first appointment with a mental health specialist.
 
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Mind you she could say she was legally insane, I’d believe it, that numpty she’s with could stand in the dock with her, two for the Price of one 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Also, he was prescribed Prozac, which I was told only the consultant psych could do, our GP spent 6 yrs in mental health before she became a GP, but she can't prescribe Prozac, only renew the prescription.
Yes, you’re correct. A psychologist will refer a person whose symptoms and psychological test measurers indicate PTSD, depression, ADHD etc for psychiatric opinion. Also you are correct again, a psychologist can not diagnose a condition, they also can not prescribe medication. I think GPs can prescribe antidepressants though. Psychologists can’t. Psychologists are engaged to support a person and sometimes their families with treating the symptoms of the illness/medical conditions. The NHS waitlists are very long for appointments. A private psychiatrist in London and SE typically charges £400+ per hour. A private neuropsychologist in London & SE typically charges £200 per hour. Expert witnesses charge far more per hour and each expert instructed will complete interviews with the person, a person who knows them well and liaise with other professionals involved with the individual. Neuropsychology test measures take place across two full day appointments. The psychologist will also read all relevant medical records and previous reports. An expert witness report for the court takes around 12 weeks to write from the first appointment. A neuropsychologist can be an expert witness, a psychotherapist/clinical psychologist/talking therapist opinion will not be requested to write a report to the court.
 
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So, if Kipper is ever so much like Katy Perry (chortle... 🤭) Does this mean we'll be seeing iccle JJ paddle boarding down the River Arun with his spuds and berries hanging out, ala Orland Bloom??! 🤣

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@Pom Bear c'mon... You know you want to 😏
 
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Poor little sods not even born yet and Edna will be exploiting it for daily baby diary posts, grifting freebies and advertising any pregnancy/baby product from companies daft enough to pay her. Then aunty skank will jump on the bandwagon to monetize and use Edna's pregnancy for her own publicity. 😎
 
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