Katie Price #373 Easter lunch the ex's have united, while Katie’s out getting intoxicated!

[KK77]

Oh my gosh how gorgeous is Emily with her beautiful baby x

Honestly, I can’t get enough of that beautiful family.
Can we guess the name for newborn? Mine is Katrina (no originality at all lol). But lots and lots of love to the Andreas xxxx

 

[Noseybonk]

Please don't let it be an excuse because another of her animals has escaped and met an untimely end that she wants to blame on someone else.....

Yep that was exactly my first thought

 

[ChiRie]

Unless Something is going to come out about Ellie and Lift.....skank is distancing herself? She will be saying she was a victim of someone not trained but Lou is

It's ridiculous because this Lou bird doesn't have medical training either, they don't offer a 'clinical' service in the true sense. The're not medical people.

Not sure if you've seen this:
https://www.itv.com/news/2024-03-14...clients-investigated-after-botched-procedures
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I've always thought if she was making any money through OF it will be from using it for punters to contact her so they can do filthy stuff in person. Then the payment is taken outside OF. That will save her tax and paying the Bankruptcy.
As our brave @SmillieKylie has told us, she's found forums where they talk about what Kraktona does for her money.
I suppose being into 'absolutely anything' would be an advantage for making money that way.

Eaxactly what I think she does

 

[InsomniNat]

I know.... Must really get up her nose that their home is immaculate, spotless, beautifully decorated and furnished and has no dog or cat shit everywhere....

Peter Andre's swanky Surrey home to raise new baby with wife Emily

Peter Andre and his wife Emily are set to welcome a third child together

www.hellomagazine.com

Or human shit

 

[Mich1969]

I get the impression based on snippets of info given that Kieran comes from a fairly traditional rural family, they seem very different from the Prices
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I often wondered why did she not have any kids with Alex Reid?

She tried ivf but it didn't work

 

[EllaBella10]

You can see Phil and Garys wedding on an episode of What Katie did Next, here is the episode, you can watch them all on You Tube, the wedding is near the end

How many years ago was this? She looks so different! I actually had the fear watching her drive that horse box thing!

 

[Jomo11]

Kudos to those who can poo to order!

You beat me too it!

 

[DC16]

This reminds me, can anyone remember the name of the programme on Channel 4 about family court? I think it was a Dispatches but I couldn’t find it on catch up.

I couldn’t find it on catch up, it was on itv x or just google dispatches torn apart

 

[KK77]

I’m going to compromise my boys privacy to keep the mood light. He’s stolen my Easter egg. Obviously he can’t have it, but loves claiming it.

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Always xxx. Thanks for sharing x

 

[YellowTail]

But, but, but isn't she always on her period or at least that's what she's always claiming?

Classic perimenopause symptom.

 

[Parry1988]

@BiffasBeemer Have you got a new thread in the works? Xx

 

[stormyweather22]

Yes last November, really odd trip where they secretly flew out fot a week, but The Scum eventually reported on it. That scaffolding mate of his who jets the world was there, and he then went to see the crisp brother, it was all very strange

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Thanks Smillie. I thought it looked familiar.

 

[Gail1233]

On the Katy Price show instagram. Wonder who jay monty is?

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

That BBL article states that patients are not allowed to sit down for 2 months beyond relieving themselves & have to wear heavy compression garments for 6-7 weeks.

Pretty sure Skank had it done , went home & carried on as normal .

. None of it makes sense . None of the surgeries have the requisite recovery time , are kept clean or looked after in any way.

At this stage I’m increasingly concerned that she is not human.

Alien ? Lizard Person ? Robot?

Is the one the DM talking about implants though? The massive buttocks thing probably still aplies and how your arms don't reach to wipe

 

[KK77]

Can’t get this Tune out of my head now lol

Oh dear, another worm in my head! Love it

 

[InsomniNat]

Well, he did call her a gangsta when she went there with Lego ... her shagging McG despite Lego being there wouldn't surprise me, have to admit the pooh does though ... unless she is offering this stuff on OF ppv and hoping for a trip to Dubai ....

I just have visions of her laying on the table and Connor just coming in and taking a dump gangsta
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I said that few weeks ago,I wondered if she Scatted.

She is a coprophile

 

[MrsMarvelous]

She won't allow that to happen but hopefully he will spend some time with them..
Skank will say its work trip, probably claiming shes doing promoting legoboy tshirt business

In Canada we have the Child Benefit Tax, you get I think Around $700 to $800 a month per kid, wonder if she wants them for that? Or the kids need a mummy and home excuse? Though no kid needs that thing as a Mother

 

[artnouveau]

She said on Graham Norton show she was ok with it

Hmmmmmm, I wonder if that story re Alex losing a nipple was really KP talking about her own nips subconsciously?

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Maybe it’s the secret to her bwutful young skin

Or the reason she looks like shite?

 

[MANDATORY]

Shits and craps is her preference in bed. Sorry to correct your post. If you’ve already eaten, time to read the last few pages

Omg doesn't surprise me... nothing does with her....she should do a tiktok showing her preferences... lol... all ammunition for Keiron x