Katie Price #370 Skank’s been fooled, JJ’s not her next breeder, he’s been outed as a wooden fame-feeder.
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I’m also starting to think thisCarl is actually quite tasty isn’t he. Or maybe it’s only in comparison to that young Kryten boy.
I shall see myself out…
as @Tedbear said at the end of the previous thread, JJ is definitely the worst looking egg yet! He makes me cringe so bad 
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I love KH and really do feel for him with the kids, so no one tell me to go onto his thread (
) but he does make me cringe on his TT lives 
Looks to me like a bog standard tubular bandage which anyone could purchase OTC... I guess it could have been applied by a professional..?
The blue lines indicate it's for adult/large limb use. They're used to protect smaller dressings which are applied directly onto the wound.
It's hard to tell, but there could be another dressing underneath, but the lad's hands are quite large anyway?
Either way, whatever happened it didn't warrant such a dramatic grift for attention, and as we've stated many, many times in the past, this is a vulnerable adult without the capacity to consent to what is put out into the public domain about him.
She should be ashamed.
Her enabling hangers-on should be ashamed!
The gutter press should be ashamed!
I hope her next tit is a bleeping hedgehog!!!
My wee brother had them, clarks wayfarers, they had animal prints on the bottomMy step brother is his mums youngest ... and favourite ... when he was a child she made him wear shoes with a compass hidden in the heel so that he 'wouldn't ever get lost'
Sid's bleeping gnashers!!! Every time you post him @Pom BearSorry on pic been reposted twice, no idea why, guess it was due to end of last threadand repeated on this one when I re edited
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One more I couldn't resist...I googled Carl woods as I don't have Instagram but could see some pics on there..so I'm pleased to post a new pic of him and little Sid as it's been a whilexx..
Not forgetting the turkey teef lol ..
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It's over! I'm going before I do myself a mischief!!!
I was just coming to post this. I had no strong feelings about Carl, but when you compare him to JJ, Carl is an Adonis!Carl is actually quite tasty isn’t he. Or maybe it’s only in comparison to that young Kryten boy.
I shall see myself out…
When I got my nails done at lunchtime today (I’m not Skank, I do pay
) I asked my Nail Tech if they remember JJ as they are all huge MAFS fans.They said he was really boring, they didn’t know how he got on the show and had the personality of a wet tissue.
Wayne and Waynetta brilliant and deffo suits the pair of mingers they are a laughing stock but think they are great
Krustie’s slow down we are doing a Fred in 2 days, the chit chat chit is out of control, gee on BH day I reckon it will be 2 Fred’s in 1 day 
Anyway a Recap, a few pages late, and yes I’m posting this at 1am in the morning, yeah I couldn’t sleep tonight, but I’m tired now, Skank does have her uses Arghhhhhh, Skank has been really obnoxious, currently doing my head in she be
Saturday night she was out with Kryten, they took a photo of their feet, a new trick that is fast becoming a favourite of hers, as she tries to conceal where she is. Unfortunately for her I recognised the flooring, so knew they were in the Brighton Ivy Asia….got ya Skank I walked past there that night, shudder, I nearly had a ‘close encounter of the Skanky kind’ 
On Sunday afternoon Skank attended the Brunch lunch thingy in Nottingham, taking her entourage with her, the fake boyfriend, Darth, Chardonnay (or whatever she’s called, I can’t remember) big fan woman and sadly Bunny, even though it was an over 18 event (the rules never apply, there is never a consequence to her breaking them)
Needless to say she made a complete arse of herself. Appeared drunk/high, rambled on incoherently at times, paraded B on stage dressed as her, wearing very high heels and makeup (beyond sick now, very upsetting to view) and phoned H to perform for the punters as she always does. Basically treated it like her crappy podcasts, me, me, me, delivering fascinating entrepreneurial tips such as “It’s all about double numbers”. She ended the event by singing with the house band, unbelievably her ‘singing’ has got worse, more of that later.
Skank reiterated to the audience that there’s nothing wrong with being a bankrupt, in fact we are all in bankruptcies and she laughed that no one could take the MM off her either. We scoffed, but I checked and found out that both Kylie and Jennifer Aniston have said they are bankrupt, plus I asked Mr SK if we were, and he replied “Yes, it’s been years now”, gee I never knew, what a laugh. So appears this Skank sometimes knows what she’s talking about, we are all bankrupt, who knew
Although Skank chatted a load of at the Q&A session in Nottingham, she did impress the importance of ‘double numbers’ as an entrepreneurial method in making big coin. Surprisingly I found an article in the Red Tops detailing how ‘double numbers’ were a big deal in the business world these days. Even Richard Branson using this stunning Skanky strategy with his Virgin company, to increase profitability, who knew
Might add, Virgin have recently announced they expect record losses for the first quarter of 2024, this could be connected to Skanky advice, so maybe “double numbers” are a steaming pile of after all
H accordingly had an accident and was rushed to A&E. A photo of a blood stained brick wall was posted on IG, something we all do when we are rushing our child to hospital. No details have emerged other than a bandaged hand, but she was out later at the theatre, so I don’t think it was much of a concern, and I’m sure we’ll hear all about it on the podcast this week
Skank and Kryten hitting the town after H’s accident……nope still not a relationship and he still looks like he wants his Mom
She did another podcast, saying word for word stuff as all her other interviews, we know the drill, the interviewers always love her, Skank talks bollox and lies, they never challenge her, heard one, you’ve heard them all, just noise now.
Where will she take us next, gee it’s exhausting. I leave you with this treat, a longer version of the ‘singing’ from the Nottingham event. Amazingly she is getting worse, this is bad, very very very bad. Though weirdly I am kinda looking forward to the 40 ‘singing’ events she says are coming our way this summer. There will be more of this, the punters looking on in astonishment as she banshee wails her through tunes, off her head on
and 
not knowing the words, unable to dance, but doing that shitting on stage bum thing she does, and smirking as she’s so pleased with herself. It will be a disaster for her…..she cannot sing but comedy gold for Tattle
Absolutely tit-faced as she murders Britney, thankfully for me it isn’t Kylie, so there’s that
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Anyway a Recap, a few pages late, and yes I’m posting this at 1am in the morning, yeah I couldn’t sleep tonight, but I’m tired now, Skank does have her uses
Arghhhhhh, Skank has been really obnoxious, currently doing my head in she be Saturday night she was out with Kryten, they took a photo of their feet, a new trick that is fast becoming a favourite of hers, as she tries to conceal where she is. Unfortunately for her I recognised the flooring, so knew they were in the Brighton Ivy Asia….got ya Skank
I walked past there that night, shudder, I nearly had a ‘close encounter of the Skanky kind’
On Sunday afternoon Skank attended the Brunch lunch thingy in Nottingham, taking her entourage with her, the fake boyfriend, Darth, Chardonnay (or whatever she’s called, I can’t remember) big fan woman and sadly Bunny, even though it was an over 18 event (the rules never apply, there is never a consequence to her breaking them)
Needless to say she made a complete arse of herself. Appeared drunk/high, rambled on incoherently at times, paraded B on stage dressed as her, wearing very high heels and makeup (beyond sick now, very upsetting to view) and phoned H to perform for the punters as she always does. Basically treated it like her crappy podcasts, me, me, me, delivering fascinating entrepreneurial tips such as “It’s all about double numbers”. She ended the event by singing with the house band, unbelievably her ‘singing’ has got worse, more of that later.
Skank reiterated to the audience that there’s nothing wrong with being a bankrupt, in fact we are all in bankruptcies and she laughed that no one could take the MM off her either. We scoffed, but I checked and found out that both Kylie and Jennifer Aniston have said they are bankrupt, plus I asked Mr SK if we were, and he replied “Yes, it’s been years now”, gee I never knew, what a laugh. So appears this Skank sometimes knows what she’s talking about, we are all bankrupt, who knew
Although Skank chatted a load of
at the Q&A session in Nottingham, she did impress the importance of ‘double numbers’ as an entrepreneurial method in making big coin. Surprisingly I found an article in the Red Tops detailing how ‘double numbers’ were a big deal in the business world these days. Even Richard Branson using this stunning Skanky strategy with his Virgin company, to increase profitability, who knew
Might add, Virgin have recently announced they expect record losses for the first quarter of 2024, this could be connected to Skanky advice, so maybe “double numbers” are a steaming pile of
after all H accordingly had an accident and was rushed to A&E. A photo of a blood stained brick wall was posted on IG, something we all do when we are rushing our child to hospital. No details have emerged other than a bandaged hand, but she was out later at the theatre, so I don’t think it was much of a concern, and I’m sure we’ll hear all about it on the podcast this week
Skank and Kryten hitting the town after H’s accident……nope still not a relationship and he still looks like he wants his Mom
She did another podcast, saying word for word stuff as all her other interviews, we know the drill, the interviewers always love her, Skank talks bollox and lies, they never challenge her, heard one, you’ve heard them all, just noise now.
Where will she take us next, gee it’s exhausting. I leave you with this treat, a longer version of the ‘singing’ from the Nottingham event. Amazingly she is getting worse, this is bad, very very very bad. Though weirdly I am kinda looking forward to the 40 ‘singing’ events she says are coming our way this summer. There will be more of this, the punters looking on in astonishment as she banshee wails her through tunes, off her head on
and not knowing the words, unable to dance, but doing that shitting on stage bum thing she does, and smirking as she’s so pleased with herself. It will be a disaster for her…..she cannot sing but comedy gold for Tattle Absolutely tit-faced as she murders Britney, thankfully for me it isn’t Kylie, so there’s that
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Nipple fell off and meltedEwwww, more trouser stains!?
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What is that stain? Her lipstick?
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I was watching Celeb BB and noticed some of them saying 'I love it'
Please tell me this phrase didn't originate from that c#nt?
Good job Kipper had other (better) singers on stage with her to minimise ITs caterwauling!
Please tell me this phrase didn't originate from that c#nt?
Good job Kipper had other (better) singers on stage with her to minimise ITs caterwauling!
She looks like a ventriloquists dummy. Astounds me how , even with the nasa grade filters , she always ends up looking utterly ridiculous. And I have learned my lesson about focusing in on any of her beaus winkys so will take your word on what is coming out his pants. If it’s that small he could twirl it around the clowns pocket she calls a Minnie and she still wouldn’t feel itJust missed responding to @BambiK post just before this new thread started…..but is this Legohead’s little pinky sticking out?!
Ffs what was that singing painful and as usual mike up close to her vile gobKrustie’s slow down we are doing a Fred in 2 days, the chit chat chit is out of control, gee on BH day I reckon it will be 2 Fred’s in 1 day
Anyway a Recap, a few pages late, and yes I’m posting this at 1am in the morning, yeah I couldn’t sleep tonight, but I’m tired now, Skank does have her uses
Saturday night she was out with Kryten, they took a photo of their feet, a new trick that is fast becoming a favourite of hers, as she tries to conceal where she is. Unfortunately for her I recognised the flooring, so knew they were in the Brighton Ivy Asia….got ya Skank
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On Sunday afternoon Skank attended the Brunch lunch thingy in Nottingham, taking her entourage with her, the fake boyfriend, Darth, Chardonnay (or whatever she’s called, I can’t remember) big fan woman and sadly Bunny, even though it was an over 18 event (the rules never apply, there is never a consequence to her breaking them)
Needless to say she made a complete arse of herself. Appeared drunk/high, rambled on incoherently at times, paraded B on stage dressed as her, wearing very high heels and makeup (beyond sick now, very upsetting to view) and phoned H to perform for the punters as she always does. Basically treated it like her crappy podcasts, me, me, me, delivering fascinating entrepreneurial tips such as “It’s all about double numbers”. She ended the event by singing with the house band, unbelievably her ‘singing’ has got worse, more of that later.
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Skank reiterated to the audience that there’s nothing wrong with being a bankrupt, in fact we are all in bankruptcies and she laughed that no one could take the MM off her either. We scoffed, but I checked and found out that both Kylie and Jennifer Aniston have said they are bankrupt, plus I asked Mr SK if we were, and he replied “Yes, it’s been years now”, gee I never knew, what a laugh. So appears this Skank sometimes knows what she’s talking about, we are all bankrupt, who knew
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Although Skank chatted a load of
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Might add, Virgin have recently announced they expect record losses for the first quarter of 2024, this could be connected to Skanky advice, so maybe “double numbers” are a steaming pile of
H accordingly had an accident and was rushed to A&E. A photo of a blood stained brick wall was posted on IG, something we all do when we are rushing our child to hospital. No details have emerged other than a bandaged hand, but she was out later at the theatre, so I don’t think it was much of a concern, and I’m sure we’ll hear all about it on the podcast this week
Skank and Kryten hitting the town after H’s accident……nope still not a relationship and he still looks like he wants his Mom
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She did another podcast, saying word for word stuff as all her other interviews, we know the drill, the interviewers always love her, Skank talks bollox and lies, they never challenge her, heard one, you’ve heard them all, just noise now.
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Where will she take us next, gee it’s exhausting. I leave you with this treat, a longer version of the ‘singing’ from the Nottingham event. Amazingly she is getting worse, this is bad, very very very bad. Though weirdly I am kinda looking forward to the 40 ‘singing’ events she says are coming our way this summer. There will be more of this, the punters looking on in astonishment as she banshee wails her through tunes, off her head on
Absolutely tit-faced as she murders Britney, thankfully for me it isn’t Kylie, so there’s that
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I work with loads of kids and they say “ i love it “ or “ hate that for you “. I will not humiliate myself by asking if they got it from KFP but o would bet a Years wages that none of them would have a clue who she was. And the throught of having to explain ,,,,,,,I was watching Celeb BB and noticed some of them saying 'I love it'
Please tell me this phrase didn't originate from that c#nt?
Good job Kipper had other (better) singers on stage with her to minimise ITs caterwauling!
Another is sorry that it happened to you , very American
I’m going to give an alternative take on Bunny’s appearance on Sunday. I think it works in Kieran’s favour. Imagine a judge seeing the videos from Sunday of the responsible adults around her all drinking and her, the fact it was an over 18’s event with child inappropriate entertainment, I think she’s shot herself in the foot here whilst trying to get back at Kieran. This is not a good look whichever way you look at it! The deliberate sexualisation of Bunny shows she cannot differentiate between child friendly and adult only behaviour and choices for B. Sunday underscored this, plus KH now has video evidence to illustrate his points.
At least Bunny wasn’t home alone on SM having to eat raw crumpets and noodles, she likely got fed a decent meal and it also shows skank up for the tit parent she is. That’s the only upside I can see in that stupid situation.
As for H’s hand, he must have punched a wall again, Iwander wonder why he was so frustrated or angry this time? Are B and J around when he kicks off? I hope not. I wonder how J and B would respond to questions on how they feel when H kicks off? I imagine it’s pretty scary considering his weight and overall size, I have to say H can look downright menacing at times, imagine how he looks to J and B when he loses it. I appreciate his behaviour isn’t his fault, but what about how his behaviour affects B and J?
At least Bunny wasn’t home alone on SM having to eat raw crumpets and noodles, she likely got fed a decent meal and it also shows skank up for the tit parent she is. That’s the only upside I can see in that stupid situation.
As for H’s hand, he must have punched a wall again, I
So allegedly turning down paid work so not to exhaust herself, but out on the drink 2 nights running with her boo do z list get paid to attend these red carpets events anyone know?
do z list get paid to attend these red carpets events anyone know?
Not normally no. The red carpet organisers normally send out tickets to all the agents and PR people and then they get given to clients. Most Z listers attend just for the photo ops.So allegedly turning down paid work so not to exhaust herself, but out on the drink 2 nights running with her boo
Oh yes, so it will be ‘work’ (standing there posing) as she’s selling to Backgrid
Most likely legoboy got the tickets given to him from.his pr agency or that a1 event agency. Doubt she gets invited to things by anyone as last time they went to the c2c event, the agency didn't even mention her by name but referred her as legoboy guestSo allegedly turning down paid work so not to exhaust herself, but out on the drink 2 nights running with her boo
Has she suddenly realised the cocky up leg pose for red carpets is not a good look
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