Katie Price #37 Bun in the oven, no it's on ya head coz all of creepy crawls semen are dead

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Stapleyourtongue

A sinking ship would be nice

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Facehugger

265 said:
On the subject of cole, what's all this???


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Later people.!!!
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Oh look, it's the common crested brown noneckasaurus

Bless you pinkie my friend I'm going 19th June, it'd have been so funny if I'd been today & come on here telling a tale of a mad woman with pink, blue & silver hair sat cackling to herself over Skanky Price at the Covid centre

And someone should tell Issy she's missed out the bit about Skanky being naked from the waist down & covered in pee on the back seat in that car story
 
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Pom Bear

liar liar said:
I'm thinking @Pom Bear could make a pretty convincing argument for a 'pow' or a 'cig' - perhaps like a push-me-pull-you with a Katie pig and a Crawl cow???


I admit I have no idea how to read an autotrader ad. The bloke does that.
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The nearest I got is something like this lol xx.
Never heard of the push pull thing xx

 
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BigBlue2018

wimble womble said:
the wonders of using google image has somehow changed the 300 a night for that villa to a lot lower..and yes it is just a generic holiday rental villa..so how this is headlines is beyond me lmfao
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Even if they did stay there, which according to press reports looks untrue, £300 for a 5 bedroom villa a night.

If all were single rooms that's £60 a night each, but assuming the rooms sleep 2 in each room £30 a night per person. Doubt they stayed there nor paid but if you did you've really pushed the boat out there Clearblue for Dollys Birthday with your £7 Ryanair flights. But he may have upgraded to Premier flight seats depicted below.

My son says he'd rather gouge his eyes out with a rusty spoon than fly Ryanair.

"You have to pay for a piss and it's marginally worse than Flylo on Come Fly With Me".

Clearblue you big Knobstick Wanker!
 

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Pom Bear

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That's exactly where that pair of farmyard animals belong Pom well done you for putting them in their rightful place

The 'push me pull you' is from Dr Doolittle. It's a llama with a head at both ends xxView attachment 584260
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Thank you xx.

Ohhhh I didn't know that...one for tomorrow afternoon xx
That be a funny pic with Cole and Katie..both with turkey teef with little Sid on its back xx

Thank you again xx
 
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Facehugger

Pom Bear said:
Thank you xx.

Ohhhh I didn't know that...one for tomorrow afternoon xx
That be a funny pic with Cole and Katie..both with turkey teef with little Sid on its back xx

Thank you again xx
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You're welcome lovely, that'll be one to look forward to, but I do like yours. Old Cole trying to sniff the skankpigs arse but all its interested in is the grub bucket xx
 
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BigBlue2018

Can you believe this lying, bullying thug, scammer, ripper off of morons who follow him, laughing about KP being bankrupt and leaving some creditors destitute had the audacity and bare faced cheek to post this?

In the words of my good chum Dolly he's a contemptuous cunt.
 

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Facehugger

Couldn't agree more & shows he's got no working brain cells at all really. I'm honestly not surprised, doesn't give a rat's arse what his missus has done to other people.
 
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Pink Squirrel

@Facehugger I think I was probably the first person they'd seen having a laughing reaction to the jab .
It was quick today. Just 15mins from the door to getting the jab. They've taken out the first desk & the first lot of seats. So you go from the queue straight to booking in

Interesting comments in The Fail. Not many believe they stayed in that villa . I wonder if there's any truth in the hook up comment
 

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Facehugger

I'd love to have seen you laughing to yourself like a madwoman, I'm giggling at the thought of it Oh that's good, I did think that bit was stupid because you only got asked the same questions all over again at the sit down booking in bit anyway. I hope you'll be ok today & have no side effects lovely
I bet Carwash is going to be up to allsorts dodgy now the lockdown is easing, can't wait for the shit to start coming out
 
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265

Are we prepared for Saturday's bullshit? will she any of her kids for her 43rd birthday?
 
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