Oh I think I was about 8,I called me mum a cunt,she hollered at me I ran alway down the garden,saying Cunt,cunt,cunt.Mum was going beserk.I didn’t have a clue back then,ain’t changed have I?
Oh I think I was about 8,I called me mum a cunt,she hollered at me I ran alway down the garden,saying Cunt,cunt,cunt.Mum was going beserk.I didn’t have a clue back then,ain’t changed have I?I’ve just been thinking this. She was hiding it so it couldn’t have been registered to her. I wonder if it’s still in Carls name! He said it was a gift but doesn’t mean he would have signed it over. They would have both had to have fi
Don’t get wrong I have laughed my head off at kids coming out with a swear word for the first time because it is funny but you tell them it’s wrong & definitely don’t encourage it. My son came out with oh shit at 3 years old & delighted in shouting it randomly for days & I know it’s not the worst but I was mortified🫣 It actually stopped when I started ignoring it instead of making a fuss telling him off
It's a right of passage for toddlers but as you said you dealt with it My Nan's oven blew up when I was two and apparently I said "bloody hell" everyone looked right at my dadI’ve just been thinking this. She was hiding it so it couldn’t have been registered to her. I wonder if it’s still in Carls name! He said it was a gift but doesn’t mean he would have signed it over. They would have both had to have fi
Don’t get wrong I have laughed my head off at kids coming out with a swear word for the first time because it is funny but you tell them it’s wrong & definitely don’t encourage it. My son came out with oh shit at 3 years old & delighted in shouting it randomly for days & I know it’s not the worst but I was mortified🫣 It actually stopped when I started ignoring it instead of making a fuss telling him off
Seriously!!! What the fuck is it to a counsellor if you swear or not, your paying them to listen & help you get things off your chest. Did you go back after that?I like that we can swear on here. I was having counselling a few years ago and I said “fuck”. He told me off for swearing so I said “where the fuck can you swear if you can’t swear when you’re pouring your heart out.” Absolute twat.
Should’ve told him to fuck offSeriously!!! What the fuck is it to a counsellor if you swear or not, your paying them to listen & help you get things off your chest. Did you go back after that?
Her ‘fringe’ is like Elvis sideburnsLegohead and Katie head swapx
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Thinking about it maybe I should have made him more like this lolx
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Oi,don’t mention my Elvis in same breath as cuntaraurus.Her ‘fringe’ is like Elvis sideburns
Oh my god you neverOh I think I was about 8,I called me mum a cunt,she hollered at me I ran alway down the garden,saying Cunt,cunt,cunt.Mum was going beserk.I didn’t have a clue back then,ain’t changed have I?
Not to him! I got another person instead who was much nicerSeriously!!! What the fuck is it to a counsellor if you swear or not, your paying them to listen & help you get things off your chest. Did you go back after that?
That'sa funny spoof page and see the pic they used was her nightclub in neath with the localsSorry if already posted
My godson when he was very young loved currants in cookies. Except he pronounced currant as cunt!!! It made me keel over laughing every time he said it and my friend was getting the hump each time cos when I laughed it egged him on. Miss those daysOh I think I was about 8,I called me mum a cunt,she hollered at me I ran alway down the garden,saying Cunt,cunt,cunt.Mum was going beserk.I didn’t have a clue back then,ain’t changed have I?
I think I know why my 40+ year old son swears so much. I think it’s suppressed from his childhood. When he was 2/3 he had trouble saying his “tr’s”. He pronounced it “f” and was obsessed with cars, lorries, trucks ,tractorsI vividly remember one day in the summer sitting on the farm bus on a day out with him when out of the blue, really loud he shouted “mum mum there’s a big green fuck”, everyone turned around and I said truck he means truck. Then and I could’ve died he shouted out look look at that big black fucker (tractor), if you’ve ever wanted to die of embarrassment, that moment was it. Wouldn’t mind but his dad is black, people must’ve thought it was something he heard at home. Mortifying, completely mortifying and no more trips to the farm until he could speak clearly
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What a cunt telling you not to swearNot to him! I got another person instead who was much nicer
My little one used to callI think I know why my 40+ year old son swears so much. I think it’s suppressed from his childhood. When he was 2/3 he had trouble saying his “tr’s”. He pronounced it “f” and was obsessed with cars, lorries, trucks ,tractorsI vividly remember one day in the summer sitting on the farm bus on a day out with him when out of the blue, really loud he shouted “mum mum there’s a big green fuck”, everyone turned around and I said truck he means truck. Then and I could’ve died he shouted out look look at that big black fucker (tractor), if you’ve ever wanted to die of embarrassment, that moment was it. Wouldn’t mind but his dad is black, people must’ve thought it was something he heard at home. Mortifying, completely mortifying and no more trips to the farm until he could speak clearly
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Should’ve told him to fuck off
Was going to say the same thingOi,don’t mention my Elvis in same breath as cuntaraurus.
I'm Scottish too, its almost a term of endearment .Oh my god you never
It was the one swear word I didn’t dare mutter until I was a lot older cos my mum would’ve killed me if she heardI remember I was about 11 & she caught me saying fuck in front of my friends, she was behind me & I didn’t have a clue. I got slapped round the head & grounded. She would always start the lecture with if I ever catch you fucking swearing again….
I’m Scottish & cunt isn’t always a bad description. If we like someone then they’re a good cunt or a sound cunt but if someone’s an actual cunt then they’re called a right cunt
My Eldest is dyslexic as well she’s 29 nowMy youngest is dyslexic and we have some hilarious fails with her reading. She recently came home with a reading book from school called Traditions in Different Countries. She could not get countries right and said it has cunt every single time. I had stomach ache from trying to hold my laughter in.
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