Katie Price #369 Where’s JJ? Did he lego of her?

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mrspig99

BadJanet said:
I say "Hells, bells and buckets of blood" don't know where I got that from either . Think my nan.
Is either that ..or "Oh Poodles "
On topic hope the Skank bucket business woman of the year goes to the dinner and makes a complete show of herself
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My sister in law always says 'blood and sand' for her swear word, and my brother says 'clucking bell'.
 
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life’s a car crash

I’m thinking she must be the entertainment. One of her 40 gigs this summer
 
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mrspig99

Not much of an event really is it? If she is the special guest she only gets 30 minutes for Q and A's doesn't say anything about a talk by her or whoever. the 10 minutes for 10 handpicked guests to 'pitch their business' so that means they get a minute each! The 'break out sessions' are only for 30 minutes and the 'live band' for 20, plus a DJ and networking for 40 minutes! Anybody who has paid money to attend this is a mug of the highest order! Would love to know how many people actually attend. Again it can't be making that much money if they have to pay for the venue, food and drink, plus a DJ, live band and skanky!
 
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Pom Bear

On page 48 on 367 so slowly catching up.
If any comments are left for me, I promise I get round to them. xx.

I think Katie and Lego are trying to recreate the car argument photo like the one of Harry and Meghan ...their one is the pound shop version x....





Loooool x
 
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MelodyMaker

I see their predicting the state of the Skank at the 19.30 Live Band Performance
 
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DC16

The woman does have Youtubes, she had KK at one of these events, with the same band Half Cut (with that name sounds promising to do a duet with KP) KP will be grabbing the mic on stage 1000000%
 
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MelodyMaker

DC16 said:
The woman does have Youtubes, she had KK at one of these events, with the same band Half Cut (with that name sounds promising to do a duet with KP) KP will be grabbing the mic on stage 1000000%
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is Katie Price and I am Half Cut
Thank you thank you
Wish I'd washed my fanny today cos you know I never wear any knickers

Am I what you thought I'd be like??
Hic.......
 
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Dollylovesshoes

MelodyMaker said:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is Katie Price and I am Half Cut
Thank you thank you
Wish I'd washed my fanny today cos you know I never wear any knickers

Am I what you thought I'd be like??
Hic.......
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“Oh yes you know I love dick and mobiles little Lego loves to shove his weeny bag up my cunt Woo Hoo” ”Oh would you like to smell my Cunt? It’s gorgeous”
 
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MrsBsDayOff

I hope that schools/authorities approached re Harvey are not blinded by the 'celebrity factor' i.e. don't feel pressurised/influenced to offer him a place to make themselves look good.

He should be judged like anyone else who looks for a place and funding.

To clarify - I have no evidence that 'celebrity' played a role in him getting National Star. Just saying I hope it doesn't happen with the next placement. Because I'm sure there are some people who don't have students best interests at heart.

If a placement is deemed to be the wrong one for him, it should be offered to another student who may need the chance more than him
 
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Helena-botham-farter

They have carriages at the end? Did they borrow them off the Royal family?
 
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MrsBsDayOff

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suseh97

Ambrosie said:
My godson when he was very young loved currants in cookies. Except he pronounced currant as cunt!!! It made me keel over laughing every time he said it and my friend was getting the hump each time cos when I laughed it egged him on. Miss those days
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My sister did this except it was blackcurrant juice. Cue frantically trying to get her to ask for Ribena. The terror she would ask for it outside.

Also remember her complimenting my nana on her “lovely pink cuntings” - curtains!
 
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EllaBella10

shizzler said:
I love the fact its a “brunch” at 4.30 pm shows the calibre of the organisers
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By the time skank rises from her pit, gets herself looking semi decent (will take a few hours), visit to salons and god only knows where else ‘sniff’, this is in fact brunch time for her
 
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Helena-botham-farter

The woman who runs this event was doing pointy toe with Skank 2 years ago. She still hasn't noticed what a Fuck Up KP is ( 'and that's swearing!', as my other half's Granny used to say whenever she swore!)

 
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Dollylovesshoes

MrsBsDayOff said:
The word 'heartbreaking' is used in there, the only ones in that house that I'm heartbroken for are the kids and animals.
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She’s just a real cunt,putting the shit all about but seen as not a care in the world..All fucking false lies,nothing wrong with that vile Narc,probably shit scared of Nick,which could happen.
 
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