Katie Price #369 Where’s JJ? Did he lego of her?

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Order Thread by Most Liked Posts

Rita Chevrolet

I think its not so bad - it means really bad or skank's favourite "disgusting".
They don't really have a lot of terrible words which is why they like to appropriate the english ones, actually there a record label and rave outfit called the Fucking Teuf. The Brits all smile and snigger when they hear it mentioned but nobody else bats an eyelid.

No here the ultimate slagging off to be given is to tell someone their mother was a whore or your dad shags goats. You'll get loads of "Oooh la la's" after that one but not from me as my lingo is rubbish My French DiL loves an English swear word though - she knows plenty now LOL
 
Last edited:
Reactions: 24

Anna666

Keiron is showing off a very expensive looking cake on his IG ( I'm really offended, is it really his birthday, or are they both showing off for the giggles and shits ) .... no doubt Michelle has used the GFM to buy it, he also seems to have quite a few gifts, again ` we all know ` how she paid for all this extravagance ... showing off on his special day, is rather vile to be honest IT SHOULD NOT be allowed, vulgar behaviour .... tut .. tut ... TUT .... Michelle .... she is such a harridan, witch .... selfish .... greedy for the high life .... I mean it looks like with KH`s facial expressions, that she is forcing this all on him, his wide smile, says it all, another indicator of guilt ..... Dear Michelle, check yourself out girl .... once the GFM is gone, and the way you are spending, this will happen sooner than later ... you may end up ` skankrupt ` like your mate ` pwwicceey ` BE WARNED ..... and as for you Kieron .... time to step up, and keep your woman ( Andrew Tate ) under control ... this will no doubt be affecting ` pwicceees ` mentwwal elfff ... and in all truth, it's https://giphy.com/3oEhn6AqBAmGRmMdoY disgusting to witness, and what's the bet Michelle eats it all without sharing .......... be mindful any happiness will AGAIN twwwigger ` pwwiccee ` and godforbid, we can't have that!

Good morning lovely people, I have woken up with a dash of sarcasm on this fine day after a few coffee`s it will calm itself hopefully .... ` Happy Birthday KH ` have a wonderful day with your ` expensive ` cake and ` luxurious ` gifts
 
Reactions: 68

Madcatbimbo

DC16 said:
And today’s brunch still hasn’t sold out
Click to expand...
Thank goodness they've finished building the venue....! (from April 2022...)



One moment, please...

www.cleaverandwake.com
Cleaver & Wake is a Michelin fine dining restaurant located within The Island Quarter, Nottingham.

Gosh. She'll be astonished that the food isn't cooked in a bag....
 
Last edited:
Reactions: 25

In_Deep

Anna's all loaded up on Nescafé and sarcasm!

LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!

 
Reactions: 31

Hampshire Hog

Morning Anna666 that made me giggle sarcasm is allowed,I wish I was as good at it . Happy Sunday
 
Reactions: 23

EllaBella10

I’m from Scotland and yes, everyone is called a cunt even nice people it’s just every day language for us
 
Reactions: 28

TrACE22

karma4klattie said:
Which platform does Kieran use, I had a look at tiktok and instagram but I couldn't find him as I'm not familiar with either. Is he there or somewhere else, please could someone spell out how to go about it and what search term/s to use? Cheers.
Click to expand...
It on TikTok just use his name to find him.
 
Reactions: 10

KK77

Hey Skanks, I think I can help you out with your financial challenges BUT don’t tell the Krusties as I’ve gone undercover as one of them.

Take out all your hair extensions and leave your patchy hair au natural, no dye either, take off your false eye lashes and nails, abstain from all cosmetic procedures inc extra white, extra large teeth that make it difficult to talk. No more makeup, I know you say you don't use much anyway. Pledge no more animal ever, go to the park and feed the ducks instead. Give J&B back to Kieran and sell everything but the JYY’s on your back to pay back your creditors. Empty the mattresses of cash too and offer up the cask to the official receiver. Make a conscious effort not to mention ANY of your exes for financial gain, apologise to Michelle and offer genuine best wishes to Emily & Pete on their new born, you might add how grateful you are for what Em’s and Michelle does for YOUR kids too. Prioritise safety by giving up your driving license and abstaining from substance abuse for the sake of your children and all other road users.

If you do this you’ll have the press and TV companies buzzing around you like they did in the 90’s, honestly you will.

The best bit is that you can do all of this at the King invitation while serving your sentence in one of his luxury HM Prisons where all your essential needs will be met and you’ll never need to cry flakey MH again. (Between you and I they do great a great line in managing ADHD, PTSD, It’s all my exes fault syndrome and other narcissistic behaviour).

No need to thank me, just keep this explosive idea between us.

lots of Love

iitywiaihtsy.
 
Reactions: 42

LoolieVeeton

Ultimate slagging off up here in Scotland is ‘Your da sells Avon’
 
Reactions: 47

Madcatbimbo

One of my bessies is a police call handler for Nottingham and surrounding areas. Unfortunately she's not on shift today but I have asked her to ask her colleagues to keep an eye out and arrest her on sight for being a shitstain on society....
 
Reactions: 45

chickenstewbles

What’s going on here?
Have you deployed the “pop a balloon” filter in the 2nd photo mutant?
 
Reactions: 14

MelodyMaker

Helena-botham-farter said:
Well that's what it will be now with KP appearing. I wonder if she'll start shouting about JJ and how in lovvvvvvvve they are. Great subject matter
for a gathering of Stwong Indeependint business Wimin.
Click to expand...
Well we all know how brilliant she is at reading the room
 
Reactions: 19

Madcatbimbo

Here's the full Agenda for the Drunch this afternoon/evening... What time do you reckon Skanky will arrive...?!! Oh, blimey. You don't think she's there to do the 'entertainment', do you? Any opportunity for her to grab the mike.... I bet the 'Interactive Q&A with Special Guests (tba) will be a blast.....


 
Reactions: 27

EL1976

I thought I had Tourette’s til I came on Tattle

My go-to phrase if I drop, spill, kick or knock into anything is ‘Oh Cunt Off’
 
Reactions: 27
E

Ecosse

Hang on, "Special Guest TBA????" To be arranged? Does that mean they've ditched KP and are looking for someone else who's not a double bankrupt and heading for criminal charges?
 
Reactions: 32

bagpuss17278

Ecosse said:
Hang on, "Special Guest TBA????" To be arranged? Does that mean they've ditched KP and are looking for someone else who's not a double bankrupt and heading for criminal charges?
Click to expand...
No. It’s there get out in case she doesn’t show up.
 
Reactions: 25
E

Ecosse

bagpuss17278 said:
No. It’s there get out in case she doesn’t show up.
Click to expand...
Blimey, what does that tell you? Katie, you are SO unreliable that organisers need a back-up plan for anything you're involved with. Have a long hard think about what that actually means.
 
Last edited:
Reactions: 23
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Menu
Log in
Register