Katie Price #364 Skank and JJ now official, he can’t look at her as his dick will shrivel

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If I was the comedian KP I’d have changed my name
What do you mean it’s a cracking starting point, hi I’m Katie Price ye ok obviously not that one I’ve got real tits and they are actually almost identical in size and shape, I do have me own hair and nipples and I’ve never ever shoved a Nokia up me ninny.
 
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It's only zlebs following a new trend because Beyonce has released a (god awful) country album ...
 
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And there’s The Scum not having it, ending the article with this….

With the speed of their relationship, fans have already shared "concerns" about the romance, fearing hopeless romantic Katie could be setting herself up for heartbreak again.
She's since been forced to shut down speculation about her romance.
Speaking on her podcast, Katie said: "The thing is, with my life, I don't have to tell everyone everything, especially when it comes to relationships.
"I wasn't even looking for a relationship."


They know it’s fake, they take from here, they will have seen what we've said, they know it’s not real, but again can’t say it, so they’ll add a little dig just as OK Mag have

So Skank it’s Mother’s Day, the years old photo has been deployed as you have no recent ones of all your children together, when will we see Kryten with any of the children as this is a proper relationship now Nah she’s running scared of that, she knows he’ll look petrified in any videos/photos, her game being shown up to be the sham it is, it’ll be clear he’s not into playing ‘Dad” or even have the ability to do so, but she’ll have to do it at some point if this charade is to continue

Oh I’m kinda enjoying this, it’s fallen apart before it started, they both look totally embarrassed to be together, Skank has really f*cked up with this one, this is comedy gold Krusties
 
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The big I luv lego OK article really has been shelved hasn't it
 
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I often go to C2C here in Glasgow and London. I couldnt afford it this year, I have a good job (but I also provide for my wean) and I'm not a bankrupt. Grr, after having a low night last night that's really annoyed me actually!!

A dear friend lost her (young) Mum on Friday (International Woman's Day) so I will push my negativity aside and have a homeboy day baking, crafting and cooking with my daughter for Mothers Day and just be grateful for what I have and not what I missed out out on.

Have a lovely day, Krustinos!
 
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Pete grew up and learned not to be fooled again. KP has abused every man she's been with. Red flags are the constant revolving door of relationships, lawbreaking, cheating, obsessive nature and inability to learn from mistakes, oh and a restraining order and an injunction - to try keep her away from 2 of her victims. If Pete was a controlling weirdo how come he only speaks to her through lawyers and has done that for years. He's very happy to have nothing to do with KP whilst she can't keep her massive gob shut about him and all the other men she blames for her car crash life. No-one is completely innocent or completely perfect, that's the black-and-white thinking KP has been stuck in for years. I'm sure Pete is happy to settle for 'normal' from his current wife....rather than the 'chemistry' with KP, which was actually a very disordered, toxic relationship.
 
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If Kieran has been talking to either Alex or Carl about spilling the beans, it does sound somewhat coordinated and planned. It makes sense he would wait until there's a ruling in the family courts. If any of it's going to be articles or a book, they could be negotiating interviews to promote it, just as old cuntlung did with her book of lies.
Also, if they support each other that's multiple victims telling a similar story, which will be much stronger if KP tries to deny it all.
 
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I just think Pete is to sweet to be true he does what is best for his public image and to get favourable coverage in the tabloids everything is so orchestrated and contrived with him he’s so transparent don’t know how people don’t see though him
Mark wright also reminds me of him too
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Like Katie is the worst out of the two but Pete is not perfect
 
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I bet there was a group of them there as well, probably Jess & co. Never on their own. You wouldn’t wanna be on your own with her, would ya????
 
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And there we have the ice cream van deflection
My Mother’s Day is complete, she’s played all her classic Mother’s Day deflection cards, we are still getting the Ice Cream Van photo, it’s hilarious, cracks me up every time, Mum of the Year has no other photos Just noticed she’s also now sent a message to AFP and Edna, have you made amends with the Clan matriarch then

I’m off out with my family now, my daughter is treating me to lunch with her pocket money, OMG it was so sweet, admit I did cry when she left the room, her little face saying that to me, she said Daddy and her kept it secret. Well that made my heart sing (she’ll get her pocket money back without her knowing, extra pressie at some point she really wants to treat me though, she saved up for it, so adorable) I’m such a soft git, oh no, where’s that mean girl tattle troll gone, oh yeah she just exists in the minds of the #bekind brigade )
 
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You can go slag Peter Andre off on his own thread if you like
 
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