Recap, oh I enjoyed this one very much, lots happened on the last Fred, none of it good for Skank
@Dollylovesshoes it’s a very long one, you may need to go and do what you do
So the spiciest hot
was the order of the day on the Fred, and I personally found it quite delicious, a chai-laced spicy tea I’d say.
Firstly
@WillowTree21 confirmed through the loose tongue of MrFencing that the relationship with Kryten, as we believed it to be, was indeed fake, created just for coin and publicity
Madam has been lying, twisting her fibs in a most Machiavellian way, except it has failed, other than the diehard fan brigade, no one really believes it’s a thing, including the Red Tops, she really is the girl who cried wolf now.
Many of us believe she is finished with Kryten now, his tenure on her arm, short, and not very sweet, she’s been drunk/high around him most of the time. The Gossies was an unbelievable low, she really displayed her very worst narcissistic behaviour, it was beyond embarrassing. Kryten looks like he wants out, but I feel it will drag on a little bit longer as she tries to find a way to end this messy joke of a relationship that she has created. The fakery for now continues.
I personally think she is love bombing the hapless Sink-Boy to return. He is the ultimate doormat, she can cheat on him and treat him like
he runs away for a while, but just like a boomerang will eventually return to do madam’s bidding. We are split on this, some believe he can’t possibly return, time will tell
Secondly, more piping hot
was revealed by the wonderful DC. Accordingly a big row has occurred between Skank and the grifting matriarch AFP, regarding Skank’s drinking and recent dreadful public displays. It was so bad that despite her ill health, AFP has ordered Mr Fencing to up sticks from the driveway of the MM and move them away in the motorhome to the newly purchased IOW house. We aren’t 100% sure if she’s living in the house yet, as Willow says it still needs a lot of work. Whatever, it shows how out of control Skank is now, I do think AFP is finally nearing the end, the woman looks very sick whenever I see her, the transplant will not prolong her life much longer, yet Skank has chosen partying over concern for her mother. None of us are surprised, as we know Skank is a C*NT of the highest order.
Other than the red hot
Skank has been on A Grade total twat form. On Wednesday she utilised H as deflection from the horror show that was the Gossies performance, by taking him to look at Brighton Station trains. He was then never seen again, as she was back to pampering and her furtive ways immediately after the photos were taken, H’s exploitation now complete. Darth Jeyda was lurking in the background, keeping an eye on her investment and making sure the Skank behaved normally for 5 minutes.
It was World Book Day and all the children were going to school as characters from books (my daughter went as Dora the Explorer) unbelievably Skank sent B to school dressed as The Skank
as she wrote 54 books (she didn’t write any of them though
) and that’s ok…..it isn’t, it’s just full blown narcissism. Again proving it has to all about Skank, the children just an after though. What a twat and appalling mother Skank is, Mum of the year the braindead say
Kylie was given a special one-off Barbie doll by Mattel. I’ve given Skank her own doll so she doesn’t feel left out. It has a unique look with one small eye, duck lips and wonky boobs, but most people say it’s a good likeness with the smooth skin showing the heavily filtered look she so loves….
On Thursday the weekly podcast of lies and a twisted reality appeared. Lying highlights were…
The relationship is now official, they were seeing each other, but not official. Maybe next week she will talk about how long they have been messaging and seeing each other. She wasn’t looking for a relationship.
The photoshoot she did the other week was for her book cover.
There are a lot of dramas going on in her life at the moment, (Actually TRUE) seeing a therapist tomorrow, as she keeps that up, her head is fuzzy
An admission she hasn’t seen Junior for ages, she has messaged him, he hasn’t got a car though
Edna was also upset by a specific troll, they forgot that Skank is the biggest troll going, this wasn’t mentioned
Edna is still being very beige, and actually has her beloved front door images on a lamp in her new house, which is nice…
Thursday afternoon we had more pampering, Skank met up with Jessica Alves, the resulting photos were stunning, such beauties, not plastic fantastic at all…..no I lied, they no longer resemble humans. I decided I won’t be getting this look for Summer 2024….
Friday Skank had a Dermaplanning procedure, at a clinic belonging to Kryten’s sister, photos were posted, they weren’t pleasant viewing, it was clear to see what a mess her face is now. I’m still confused as to why these were released, did Skank have any say in it, strange if so, it explodes her lies about competing with the young Love Island girls, those days have clearly left the building. Oh dear, what a shame…
Today she posted a video saying her skin was perfect, unfortunately she had a heavy filter and makeup on, and she had forgotten we’ve seen what her face is really like yesterday, she really is a stupid woman
The MCR Fashion Gala event arranged by Edna in Manchester on Friday evening, for Skank to co-host, was mysteriously cancelled at the very last minute. We don’t know why, it all looked very scammy as well, another odd thing happening, strange
Alves had indicated Skank was meant to party with her that night, she didn’t, Skank was up to something though, she wasn’t home.
A big suitcase, a trip away, the fake game still in play
….
Finally, one of my self indulgent moments
just wanted to say I’m too happy to let Skank annoy me at mo, my two childhood heroes met up this week and performed on stage. I know Madge is a nightmare at times these days, but I loved her when I was a little girl, before Kylie came on the scene she was my idol. Kylie loves Madge, and she was loving Kylie back. It made my little heart fill with love, it was so blissful to see. There’s so much negativity around these days and to me this was such a joyous moment. I got a bit grumpy earlier in the week seeing Skank was still not being brought to account, but I’m taking this moment as the stars are aligning in our favour
Kylie with Madonna for the first time, tells me that biaaaatch Skank is going down, I’m getting my faith back
So on we go, how much longer will Kryten last, how can they keep this bollox going when everyone is laughing about it, there’s no chemistry or affection in sight when they are together, but still they play their ‘Fake Game’. Is she trying to get the Sink-Boy back
Mother’s Day tomorrow, no doubt it will sickening viewing, the braindead lot loving it, the mum of the year that she isn’t, deflecting away without a hint of irony, and will she mention AFP as they’ve fallen out
Court next week on the 12th, the latest driving offence I believe. It’s getting hot in here isn’t it Skank
www.thesun.co.uk
Just noticed she’s also now sent a message to AFP and Edna, have you made amends with the Clan matriarch then 
got to be Alex or Carl?