'A bit dry'One of the reasons she was booted off LW was because she admitted to using spit 'down there if a bit day.'
'A bit dry'One of the reasons she was booted off LW was because she admitted to using spit 'down there if a bit day.'
I think she can no longer get them fixed for free, and those that do charge have told her they are no longer salvageable. Hence why she has taken to all these tattoos, bbls and lip fills as a different addiction.Hey Kipper; if you and/or clan are reading here and see your market-quality crap being modelled, you must know she needs to get those mis-matched knockers sorted asap!
I'm guessing that the wonky tit issue cannot be rectified. Otherwise she would be straight on the plane to Turkey. Weird, she doesn't wear a bra to even them upOh this gave me a laugh this morning.....
They're wonky wonky very very wonky.... They're very wonky.... (To be sung to the tune of the tasty tasty advert Kellogs Bran Flakes....)
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.Katie Price nearly suffers a wardrobe malfunction
The former glamour model, 45, almost suffered a wardrobe malfunction in a braless strapless jumpsuit as she modelled her a new clothing range on Tuesday.www.dailymail.co.uk
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i love it when people forget to photoshop the shadow...
What in holy hell are my eyes seeing???tippy toe pose.
bleeping don’t let her tip toe through the tulips though,they’d all bleeping die.What in holy hell are my eyes seeing???tippy toe pose.
Well, that's got to be one of the worst poses that I've seen. Why does she never stand up straight? Absolutely hideous sticking tits n bum out like that, incredible that she thinks that's a good look. Why would JJ (or any man) go anywhere near her, even for much needed publicity.
Whenever you feel angry about KP ‘getting away with things’ just look at the facts, and realise how crappy her life is now. And miserable.
Back in the day, she was invited to red carpet events and premieres. Had access to and could afford the best MUAs, hairdressers and stylists. TV shows. Glossy spreads in OK! Magazine. Lots of high profile exposure for her latest venture, be it books or perfume.
Now she’s a hideous mangled mess. Ugly scribbled on, scarred body. Mutilated face with ridiculous eyebrows and lips resembling a smashed caterpillar. Nasty cheap extensions. Comedy tits. Vile clothes that set off sparks and look exactly like something you could nick at the Roman Road market. Even Kat Slater would baulk at them.
As for ‘work’ - PAs in chavvy nightclubs that book her, as they know full well she’s going to be gobby, obscene and vulgar. Point and laugh, like a Victorian freak show attraction. Having to flog loo roll and plastic dolls….hated and loathed by all…what a life.
Can't think of a village beginning with K unless it starts with KI?I’m from a village nearby beginning with K
Kirklees??Can't think of a village beginning with K unless it starts with KI?
The Sun are definitely trolling her, did you notice the story directly below hers? She will go mental!Latest - Look at the boobs. Lopsided & one clearly much smaller than the other. I noted her feet. Either a shadow or they look dirty. And those awful toe nails...View attachment 2784799 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26228049/bankrupt-katie-price-braless-jumpsuit/
I've never seen or heard of either of them having a relationship with anyone!I don’t think they’re into women
Kirklees isn't a village. It's a boroughKirklees??
Isn't that why she has Chloe too? Although to be honest what young person would be seen dead in these clothes? They are more into the PLT look that Princess is modeling for. I think Jeyda uses skanky because only the brain dead older women who think it will make them look young again will buy this crap!Then she's in with a chance.
If Jada wants to sell this stuff why doesn't she get a pretty model, someone younger who the buyers could relate to?
Can't she afford Vagisal?'A bit dry'
I thought so! I love that scenic area though...I've never seen or heard of either of them having a relationship with anyone!
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Kirklees isn't a village. It's a borough
New beau ! Fake as hell. Playing Gin rummy - wow, what a date . This is a publicity stunt.A few new photos that I haven't seen being published on Wales Online.... and I love this one...
Looks like she's about to wrestle that DJ's gear out of his hands and do her own set....! Either that or she's about to eat him... I'm not quite sure....
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Katie Price steps out with new beau for first time at Welsh bar
'Katie served customers drinks at the bar, she sang on stage, as well as playing a game with customers before meeting and greeting the hundreds who came to see her'www.walesonline.co.uk