Katie Price #360 The Bailiffs came hip hip hooray! Now finish the job and take her away!

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Mamfe71

Thats most likely the case kryten was approached by better dressed females fans of mafs...old skanky couldn't take it he was enjoying their company over hers..so she probably did her usual foul mouth ranted at them..

So they couldn't even give the one fan an autograph...Guess they wanted paying
 

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MrJayneDay

OK, here's a cringe fest of the worst of the photos I got of her, thankfully this phone can snap a picture while recording video, got some crackers mid shout etc.


Ok, that's probably aboutbthe best picture of her, as it was touched up even more she has been physically.



I imagine there are a number of photos of her with her hand in this position.


Some good shadows on this one!


Chin chinnedy, chin chinnedy chin chin cheroo...

Ain't got a caption for this one.


That moment when you're not sure if you put extra Tenna lady pads in the over night bag, either that or she shouldn't have trusted that part.


The zoom on this phone is awesome, given how well it captures moon craters, I knew it would be up for this task.


Getting punters on stage for some kind of club 18-30s type "game", this will be in the long video upload later. Ain't putting this crap on my personal youtube account, just the one created for here, no way I'll dirty up my youtube with it.

I had a sterilise my phone in Isopropyl Alcohol in work today after subjecting to this night.



A good head on her shoulders, she's no neck in this one.


Trying to keep order amongst the people she got up on stage.


Maybe contemplating life choices


Looks kinda like any other random Chav at this distance.


The act is falling apart as she fails to herd (coming around from anesthetic) drunk cats.


Door staff ousting the last of the punters from the stage.


And she's off...



Well, that's all the interesting photos done, I'll get that big video upload soon.
 
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Madcatbimbo

I agree. Look how she snaps and turns on people whenever she gets any sort of negative criticism on her Lives....
 
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Iamthestorm

I wonder what tittycunt & beige frumpy dumpty cunt thinks of the new egg? You'd think they'd rein her in, but, this is probably the last ditch attempt to keep the gravy train on the tracks, as hopefully she's gonna be in a whole lot of shit come April.
 
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Madcatbimbo

I think she may well have been giving her flange a quick scratch or making sure her Tena Lady was in place.... (Sorry Mr Jayne, please don't leave us...!) I can quite see her getting a part in the next Shrek movie after this stunning performance too....

 
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Mamfe71

Love your recap so fitting it's hilarious
 
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Emlou80

@JaynieDay - I think I speak on behalf of many of the krusty ladies (and Stan) when I say that Mr Jaynie is now our hero.
Two of my favourite songs ruined. @JaynieDay i think we are all a bit in love with your husband. I will stress the following disclaimers 1.this is in a non tampon pulling way as we don’t love him as much as we love you 2. we follow the girl code 3. We are not toe pointing models of 30 years who look 22 4. I want to see a @MrJayneDay and @Stan Butler bromance grow (no sinks required)

thank you for taking one for the krusties team #couplesgoal
 
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life’s a car crash

But it’s ok it doesn’t actually have the calendar on it. She will still be trying to flog it in December if she’s not locked up
 
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Mamfe71

life’s a car crash said:
Does he think he’s up there with Jo malone and Molten Brown it Neom. FFS. Scamming fuckers.
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Looking at his website well shopfiy site..nothing special about his clothing some printed fruit of the loom shirts or elasticated waist trousers yet he's charging 65 quid a t-shirt crazy
 
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Helena-botham-farter

That top she wore reminds me of a really old Puma top Mr BothamFarter had which had been in a box in the garage for years. It was ripped and smelled slightly musty from being out there, so I suggested it went in the bin. It was not in tip-top condition. I imagine KP's smelled similar and it looks like she found it in a box too.

 
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Iamthestorm

Looks like the incredible hulk. He was better looking. Scabby cunt!
 
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Madcatbimbo

Here here.... I think we should all stand outside at 7pm and give the Jaynies' a clap from the Krusties....
 
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kmb50

I checked re Mel B…… $32,000 per month 🫣
 
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Daisy Uncle

For no reason, abused embarrassed and humiliated him, all he did was to along with what she said. This is how I 100% know she's an absolute psycho. Not that Peteyoucunt and Kieranyouwanker did anything either, she cheated on both of them, and was offended that Kieran did the same. I don't know of anyone who behaves in this unhinged way. Hope you priceys are reading here, when it all comes out, and it will, you'll be as finished as she is for covering for her.
 
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Helena-botham-farter

kmb50 said:
I checked re Mel B…… $32,000 per month 🫣
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Yes......I went and read about her divorce and her payments from Eddie Murphy. She was alleging abuse against Belafonte and then ended up giving him a huge payment when his legal team said he'd show loads of cocaine videos to court. So she paid him off. Probably the real reason things were tight....but still getting the Eddie Murphy money every month!
 
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KK77

Madcatbimbo said:
Unbelievable.... She thinks she's so professional. I've seen better Karaoke performed by seals.....
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Me too, the seal that performed with Peter Andre was outstanding.
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Yes she was offended when Kieran did the same. She was also offended when she couldn’t nail Peter for doing the same with Clare.
 
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MickySpoon

The fact she only sings the odd line shows her inflated grandiose sense of self and it's exceptionally hilarious whilst also having me squint with embarrassment. I'm probably even worse souding on the karaoke tbf, but I know how bad I am and no way would I miss any lines
 
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MrJayneDay

That's what I thought was happening, looks like she's holding the mic cable, still funny to think that though!

 
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