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Katie Price #360 The Bailiffs came hip hip hooray! Now finish the job and take her away!
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Perhaps nobody - not even her belovéd doc Plovier - wants to be held responsible for trying to put that mess right??
Or she can't grift the surgery and certainly cannot afford the fee to rebalance them so she's stuck with the wonky Twenty-Gallon-Twins?
Incidentally this latest incident from it shall henceforth be known as Gobbing Gate
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She thinking "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm young, new meat..............................................." just like the raddled old alley cat she isA few new photos that I haven't seen being published on Wales Online.... and I love this one...
Looks like she's about to wrestle that DJ's gear out of his hands and do her own set....! Either that or she's about to eat him... I'm not quite sure....
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Katie Price steps out with new beau for first time at Welsh bar
'Katie served customers drinks at the bar, she sang on stage, as well as playing a game with customers before meeting and greeting the hundreds who came to see her'www.walesonline.co.uk
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A bra won't contain those things - they need industrial scaffolding!
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P would struggle modelling the rags that fit size 8-22, I mean, how is that sizing even a thing??
Think the only thing a surgeon could do with Phil and Grant is take them out then reduce them down to the size of a couple of fried eggs, cant be much skin left with all the scarring and stretching. Skank won't like that because her tits are the only thing that keeps her in the press and stops people looking at her mutilated face.
Can that be a thread titleOh this gave me a laugh this morning.....
They're wonky wonky very very wonky.... They're very wonky.... (To be sung to the tune of the tasty tasty advert Kellogs Bran Flakes....)
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Katie Price nearly suffers a wardrobe malfunction
The former glamour model, 45, almost suffered a wardrobe malfunction in a braless strapless jumpsuit as she modelled her a new clothing range on Tuesday.www.dailymail.co.uk
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WD40 more like
Yes thats called Pointy-Toe-Pouty-Face from the "Skank Buk o' Moddlin' circa 1990"
I wonder how long it will be until we see Skanky sporting a pair of these...?!!
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Burberry launches £690 'welly' boots with three-and-a-half inch heels
The latest offering from top brand Burberry is a pair of rubber, welly-style boots, that come with a three-and-a-half-inch (9cm) heel - just to keep things smart.
There's 2. They've both got 10 letters. One has a co op. The other doesn't
Ha ha, whose face is that on her right inner ankle! Can't do the circling thing on phone.
And keeps her from looking like a man. That square body she has. So unfeminine. Even with the titsThink the only thing a surgeon could do with Phil and Grant is take them out then reduce them down to the size of a couple of fried eggs, cant be much skin left with all the scarring and stretching. Skank won't like that because her tits are the only thing that keeps her in the press and stops people looking at her mutilated face.
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They aren’t boots ffs. Don’t they know what shoes look like at the Mail?I wonder how long it will be until we see Skanky sporting a pair of these...?!!
Burberry launches £690 'welly' boots with three-and-a-half inch heels
The latest offering from top brand Burberry is a pair of rubber, welly-style boots, that come with a three-and-a-half-inch (9cm) heel - just to keep things smart.
Well that stuff is made from fish oils soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Generally it means that theres enough fabric to cover the size 22 but its shirred/elasticated to such a degree it shrinks it down to the size 8. Mind you, on the size 22 there will be no shirring left - it will be s t r e t c h e d to the MAX, hence how it manages to strain over Phil and Grant.P would struggle modelling the rags that fit size 8-22, I mean, how is that sizing even a thing??
I should not imagine the shirring elastic will last very long though so after a couple of wearings the rag will be fit only for the bin
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Katie Price #361 skank calls it fate, but grifting, poncing and noncing seems to be a family trait
@Stan Butler you win the thread title!! Let’s hope this thread sees some good news for the kids!!
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Clean sheets for all!! @Dollylovesshoes will be thrilled
Jeez, Edna is so braggy ( god knows why), showing off the frumpy clothes she bought for her little one. She must hate colour !
Bet the lad is only allowed to use beige crayons........................
It’s the one with heat
No one would actually employ her as a model ... she has no idea how to pose to present an outfit and there are zero people that shape .... she is only 'mowdellin' for JYY because she is a secret partner in it ... same as the arf bombs ... I would say silent partner, but, since her financial investments with Darth and the rest are hidden then secret is a better term imo ... however, let's see what the FA make of all these clearly dodgy deals ... tick tock soon be final bancruptcy and possibly prison o'clock Kipper ...Just stunning, I'm in awe of her mowdelling prowess...
Jesus wept! 🫣
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I don't think any surgeon will touch them
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bleeping ugly whatever you call them!
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