Katie Price #36 Smoke and mirrors in all you do, we unpick your lies, we're The Krusty Krew.

[MrsEms]

Never mind, you will know when it's done!

Yeah, about 3 o' clock, because I haven't put the oven on

Only joking

 

[liar liar]

I don’t think that is Austin, who owns L7, it was Andrew Chatters he was working on her MM, he was sentenced to 3 years for £70k tax fraud in 2015...is that the one you mean?

3 years for £70k tax fraud you say? Wowsers - that's a nice number. The pic in the car - I thought that was the James/Lucky7 criminal chap?

Just realised Bigblur hope it wasn’t your writing hand ? , don’t matter , just think up more plots for us when you feel better, all our Kristy love

Big blur must be a new member ? big blue lol

Why are we not supprised? Lucky seven , mixing with her own

This one @DC16 - Charlie sink spunker and his criminal mate...

Very tacky

Probably full of passports in different names.

 

[liar liar]

Katie and Cole will have more use for a big toilet than a swimming pool after that BBQ lol xx

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Could there be a shark in the bowl maybe???

Does anyone else keep getting ads on how to smooth wrinkly skin on legs and arms when you view articles about KP?

No - I got one on door kick plates like you do...

 

[Facehugger]

Looks like the Aladdin grill restaurant Vilamoura.

Think you're right DCI. Carwash's pool looks very like the Crowne Plaza hotel

 

[liar liar]

I fucking want to smash his stupid face in everytime I see it.

Any way on another note, my son has had his fill of getting my rum and typing my posts.

"You're twisting my melon mum" he said this morning before devouring a family size pack of 'Crunchy Nut Cornflakes'. He is the funny one in the family.

Anyway. He's rigging up some thing to my MacBook where I dictate my words and it can then be downloaded as text. Just need my one working finger to download pics.

Happy Days!

Ooh a useful son

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Dolly, pass the PissPot to Peeko

oh yes! It’s on its way @peeko piss vat on way to you sweetie!,don’t fill it up too much..cos we all want it.

 

[Loulindy]

Oops! Just seen what you wrote. Think you have upset a fan

I hope so! I don't talk to my neice about her because she is a 'fan'. We would end up arguing.

 

[wimble womble]

What home?

Just go onto the dreshare website all the info is there lol..it says its in las vegas,,so apologies for the in correct intel lmfao

 

[DC16]

What the F is she shouting at him to say he is cheating on her with the BBQ!
Lazy arse is just sunbathing leaving Cole to do the cooking...as per usual.

 

[liar liar]

I did, which is why I headed for the Daily Mail...

Take a tent with ya for the cool nights...

 

[SewerGrapes]

Thanks @S

Does anyone else keep getting ads on how to smooth wrinkly skin on legs and arms when you view articles about KP?

Yes!! Also getting 'How to blur your facial lines using a toilet product,' ironically!

Thanks @S

Does anyone else keep getting ads on how to smooth wrinkly skin on legs and arms when you view articles about KP?

Yes!! Also getting 'How to blur your facial lines using a toilet product,' ironically!

Question: What do Skanky and Wanky have in common with the Bee Gees?

Teef, cancer and shit hair-do's??

 

[mrbusiness]

Apparently, according to their mate on holiday with them, today they are working, in a private cove, on a very exciting little project!

More jyy joggers?

 

[Lucid30]

Katie Price's fiancé Carl Woods gives fans a tour of their HUGE holiday villa

KATIE Price’s fiancé Carl Woods gave fans a tour of the huge villa with a pool, jacuzzi and BBQ. The glamour model, 42, is currently soaking up the sun with her Essex car dealer boyfriend, 32…

www.thesun.co.uk

Didn’t they mention the price per night £££

A source close to the star told us: "Katie is over the moon to get away for a holiday with Carl and get him all to herself - she's been feeling stressed trying to get pregnant again.
"She's saying it's a baby-making holiday and so she's hoping some relaxation in the sunshine will be good for them."

Well she’s been with him everyday since they met, so she says, so she has Cole all to herself everyday

Hardly private to have a baby making holiday with two randoms tagging along for the ride

 

[liar liar]

I second that, in fact Mother has just made one.


Please do,

I have checked the govt website and travel insurance is not mandatory... however, it is definitely advised for pages of reasons lol. No milk and a slice of lemon for me please!

Thats tomorrows list of grovelling for the Sun then.
Where is Issy Sampson? We need you girl!!!!!


We have to import our PG Tips by the 1000. Please NEVER be tempted to imagine that Lipton's muck you can buy here bears any resemblence to the Tea We Like - it is foul! Gnat's pee as my Grandad would have said

Same when we lived in France - Marmite, Lime marmalade... the list was endless. We loved visitors who drove down - don't bother with towels and toiletries and stuff just this list of shopping please...

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Oversight on my part probs cos I'm in a bit of pain, thought he didn't drink any more nor did Skanky? Lying moronic bastard.

Yes Blue thought the same fucking CUNT.
sounds like you are all prepped up hand wise!

 

[liar liar]

Loooooool xx.

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Loooooooool xx

I'm liking this @Pom Bear - I shall take 5 mins to try and think it into being true

 

[DC16]

Looks like the Aladdin grill restaurant Vilamoura.

 

[265]

I thought Katie was on Holiday? can't she stay off the phone for more than five minutes?
She's posted a couple of stories already, not holiday related.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I thought travel insurance was mandatory now due to Covid.


Perhaps he is actually on extended 'residential' at his special school.

With any luck he is; He doesn't get USED there does he?

I will not believe that ring costs £250,000 until they prove it by showing the receipt, I am surprised she hasn't thought of that yet because it is

Its a christmas cracker jobbie. Cole snatched it out of H's hand along with a carrot cake.

 

[Norfolking Good]

My husband would be utterly perplexed if I put my engagement ring in my drink. What a weird thing to do, is she trying to be classy or something??