i could never hate you , love all my krustiesYes my lovely, in fact that is my view all day tomorrow ! Eases the pressure of work. You could never hate me , that is reserved for Skanky and Wanky!
I don't get it either LL
Thumbs up on a roller-coaster, isn't that what kids do when their parents asks them to smile for the cameraAre they done there already in their 5 bed villa in Albufeira? Or rushing back for their latest Youtube tonight
Yes the cackling cretin would be pointing and screeching ooh look at his chipolata.Can you imagine her presenting "Naked attraction"
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His blow up plastic Dolly
Have you copped a look at Terry Savage who replied to the old boot? Oh my gawd!!!!
Ahahahahaaa, brilliant Peeko, love itThis is For my staple. Bloody hard work
in a villa in Portugal, cole's having a beer,
he said he's not drinking ,but no one can see us here
smoke rising from the barbecue , I took off my hair,
another con trick , I got the Money, Took six hours to be fair .
you see those mugs believe everything , Thick as shit you see,
any flack, when I come back Ill just take out Harvey ,
So we need another story .
i was thinking to myself,
we tried to make babies, but we need more ivf,
when we go back the court case , which will bring me some pain ,
Ill do what i always do
ill just lie again
there were voices down the corridor
I thought i heard them say
Welcome to a villa in the algarve ,
What a lovely day (such a lovely day)
such an ugly face
had to book two rooms in the algarve
an extra room
coz our paps must come
Her mind is definitely twisted, she hasn't got any friends
she only uses people to meet her own ends
she says she loves cole, and he is her honey,
she aint got a bank account, scared he'll fuck off with the money
so I called up clearblue,
he said we'll go far
anything we need i'll just sell another car
but people tell me im a star everyday
i wont need her soon enough
you can hear the people say
Welcome to a hotel in the algave
what a lovely day(what a lovely day)
such an ugly face
had to book two rooms inn the algave
an extra room
coz the paps must come
they aint got no feelings
clean ring in champagne thats a farce
and she said fuck the creditors they can kiss my arse
and in the masters chambers
she said cole do the dirty deed
he said you can fuck off any time you like im only in it for the money
one thing to remember
is she is a witch,
fucking lies aint even got custody of her kids
Now we are the Krusties new members we are glad to receive
they can check out any time they like
BUT THEY CAN NEVER LEAVE
she gets everything for free,
she will stay with clearblue
I have a flarse too MrsEms, I own many pairs of skinny jeans but no push up ones. Before I buy jeans I put my hands up the inside, can't stand the rough denim makes me want to rip them off my legs.Afternoon all, I've got my flarse in gear and got the beef in the oven too...reckon it's a rate my plate battle later
This new drama regarding the dodgy James from Lucky 7 could get very interesting. I think Katie could drop herself in the shit accusing James of ripping off Harvey which he has already had to deny. James will have had to pay her for work, he knows how much as he sets up the work, his percentage he takes and more importantly who or where it gets paid to. Kris Boyson is another person who has said he knows enough to finish her. The cards will start falling and I doubt that bullying Carl will stick around...hopefully he'll disappear for Harvey's sake. Fingers crossed.
Congratulations Pinky, awesome thread title too
It’s Ming the Merciless he was a rum lad to Flash wasn’t he?
LooooolShe seems to have had a 'hoof transplant' Bloody hell she's rough. I'm embarrassed by him too
I only just noticed the shoes and leggings..no taste at all..always looks grubby..she can throw herself on the rubbish pile with Cole 
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Well I can tell you I've had the tarmacing driveway scenario personally oh and trying to break into my house.
Only men of a certain persuasion seem to be drawn to it.
Lipton’s tea, that’s the ready prepared, instant stuff isn’t it? It’s very popular in Italy and America. These hot countries love their iced tea but I can’t stand it meself.Thats tomorrows list of grovelling for the Sun then.
Where is Issy Sampson? We need you girl!!!!!
We have to import our PG Tips by the 1000. Please NEVER be tempted to imagine that Lipton's muck you can buy here bears any resemblence to the Tea We Like - it is foul! Gnat's pee as my Grandad would have said
You could always have a cuppa, works wonders for all sorts of occasions.Is it too early to start drinking in preparation of a day of Itsasham 'look at ME, I'm on holiday' shit? Let's see how this lie spins out 🥱.
Will they prove this is a baby making holiday by strapping a tiny camera to Crawl's dinky winky & filming up there? Expect to see lost toes & phones.
"Au naturel" is correct! I don't know where she learned French, but that's the right spelling.Filtered to the hilt again, so not very au natural, or naturel (!) as she puts it
What are the chances this top will sell like hot cakes?Loads of “fans” are asking where did the top come from and how nice it is. On the Instagram picture
