She was on holiday for his 17th birthday and left him at home so don’t think something like that will worry her unless she has sold his birthday to a magazine again like with his 18th. Bloody awful womanProbably not. She won't give a shite about that. Most of the time she can't even remember her kids date of birth. Remember that mediation session with Kerian?
I wonder whether it will be the MM gang with the infamous Mexican who has followed them to Portugal!!!!!!Drama......I'm calling a near fatal pool drowning tragedy. Her poor shattered feet suddenly caused her legs to spasm whilst in the pool. Crawl managed to drag her out & administer CPR to save her
Or how about a violent mugging? Some dreadful no good scoundrels recognised the world's most famous & much loved celebrity couple & set upon them. Skanky's nail is broken off as the scoundrels rip the squillionty millionty pound engagement ring from her finger. However they are stopped by Crawl who luckily is wearing his fake Gucci babygro & not his way too tight jeans. Thus he is able to run after the rotters & beat them with his LV handbag
I thought the scumbags were leading a alcohol free lifestyleNo doubt it'll be getting pished so expect some more photos of it Bein' Sexy and demonstrating The Plastics everywhere. Just a tip though skanky, when you jump off a wall this time whilst ratted please ensure its one on a cliff edge. Ta
Lipton’s tea, that’s the ready prepared, instant stuff isn’t it? It’s very popular in Italy and America. These hot countries love their iced tea but I can’t stand it meself.Thats tomorrows list of grovelling for the Sun then.
Where is Issy Sampson? We need you girl!!!!!
We have to import our PG Tips by the 1000. Please NEVER be tempted to imagine that Lipton's muck you can buy here bears any resemblence to the Tea We Like - it is foul! Gnat's pee as my Grandad would have said
She is still to take Harvey on the holiday she promised in when coming out of hospital,I wonder if she's bothered to try & explain to Harvey that she's gone on holiday? Has she bothered to tell him that she'll be away this weekend? Harvey, the 1 who needs 24/7 supervision. Harvey, the 1 who she cares for allllllll by herself, no carer's, no help, no respite
And what about the little ones? Wouldn't they have liked to spend time with mummy on her birthday? Quality family time? Homemade cards, cake etc?
"Nah, sorry Bunny & smallest boy, I don't wanna spend my birfday wiv you innit. I'm off on 'oliday wiv 'the one' so we can make a really special baby innit. Ee's more important. I've been wiv 'im for nearly a year innit. So of course me & 'im is more important than you kids".
Bloody hell, she's missed a payday by buggering off with Crawl. Image the spread OKrap could've done for her birthday? Whole family, including Amy. 'Katie's last family birthday with her dying mum'
It's in teabag form too - horrible and weak.Lipton’s tea, that’s the ready prepared, instant stuff isn’t it? It’s very popular in Italy and America. These hot countries love their iced tea but I can’t stand it meself.
What do you mean??! Didn't you know he had a holiday, a couple of nights away at Henlle Hall, that was all he was getting! Poor Harvey.She is still to take Harvey on the holiday she promised in when coming out of hospital,
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I will never forget poor Bunny when skanky, J and P were packing to go on a holiday and Bunny asked if she was going too watching them pack , only to get the answer NO!
And he got the blow up doll pregnantContd dramatic scenario from Katie on holiday
4. Katie’s hair extensions get caught in her curling tongues, hair destroyed, hairdresser unable to salvage who leaves Portugal in a huff. She resorts to wearing an incognito green, curly wig (please see previous Grot bags post)
5. Katie breaks all mirrors in hotel from looking at her reflection, she steps on broken glass which becomes embedded in foot causing her to wear 5 inch stilettos instead of 6 to ease discomfort
6. Katie breaks several ribs and nose during passionate baby making session, Carl has to make do with a blow up doll the rest of the holiday
That wig is so badly fitted - she looks like an over-the-hill country singer. I swear Dolly Parton is 100x more attractive than her. Great voice, personality and charitable.Okay, WHO MENTIONED A CLIFF??????
Carl Woods pretends to push Katie Price off a CLIFF in funny clip
Having wasted no time in jetting off to Portugal on Monday as lockdown restrictions eased in the UK, Katie Price and boyfriend Carl Woods were sure to document their first day on holiday.www.dailymail.co.uk
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Not at allTesting out my new Alan Partridge pointy finger made from Tungsten Screws and found some pics for you Pom. Hope you don't mind?! Blue xxx
Nah! Leave the kids, we'll take a photographer.
Calm down you two. Messing around on cliff tops is not wise. We don't want you to have another accident like the one at Turkey....
Are they on a colgate advert?!?! Teeth seems to be the only thing they are showing!
Oh so lovely when your kids are living elsewhere and you can do as you please..
Not 1 favourable comment in The Fail. Everyone really is absolutely sick to death of her. The only remotely positive comment is from looney Bunnycuddles...so that doesn't even countThe comments from the DM article I posted earlier,
You can't eat watery gravy with chopsticksDon't forget she's used to eating muck - all that crap from Plop Kitchen
Na they’re plainly taking the pissBunny cuddles [ brighton] writes some of the most rib bustings comments you can ever read..is this person part of the pwicey posse?
You think??Na they’re plainly taking the piss
I bet Chipolata Pete and his robot wife Dr fried eggs Emily go on holiday next to try and upstage beautiful Katie. Get over it Pete, you lost her. He once dined on the finest steak in sexy Pricey, now he has economy burger with "Mary Poppins" Emily . LOL LOL.
They are so well matched, and have so much fun. Me and all my friends are praying she returns carrying hunky generously hung Carl's love child, and can't wait to see him walk his blushing bride down the aisle. They are just the most adorable couple.
What an absolute piss take!Doing a darn good job of dancing on those smashed-disabled for life-will never wear heels again-life changing injuries feet there Katie
Hmm - I sorta don't agree - I've seen the way this thing has been so rude on the Scum threads in the past and actually think they are quite malicious.Na they’re plainly taking the piss
I think a low budget Mafia film is missing its Godmother...Doing a darn good job of dancing on those smashed-disabled for life-will never wear heels again-life changing injuries feet there Katie
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