Katie Price #36 Smoke and mirrors in all you do, we unpick your lies, we're The Krusty Krew.

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It did make me laugh when she said on her stories about the press being at the airport and she assumed they were there just for her as she was on holiday
 
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Stick a blonde wig on this, nobody will know the difference

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Yep it Price the Merciless; She is Ming-ing though

Cole certainly is a plastic knob - he can't get it preggers either

Boyson had the named luggage too though. I think its so they can wheel thro the airport and people will say "Oh Wow! Look, its thingy!" then read the sign adding "Ah yes it that cole bloke!! I thought I recognised that knob-end........................."

She is enough to scare kids - she looks like a WITCH!!!
Looking like Grotbags simply matches up with her personality

When the filter slips off the fukin state of it why can’t she just grow old gracefully she looks horrendous
Jeez thats a horrific sight innit?

Wouldn't be the first time


Katie loves to live dangerously, just sayin!
If anybody deserves to catch covid then I think we have found them
 
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Aww, Peeko you are surrounded by girls ...

I have two boys and a girl, thank god my boys chose to have Eminem, 2pac, and DMX posters on their walls and NOT Skanky!
And my daughter can't stand her either
 
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"Occupation - "Skilled Trades" WTF does that mean? What is skilled in anything skanky does?

Now if they'd put ROUGH TRADE that would have been nearer the truth of it

Aww, Peeko you are surrounded by girls ...

I have two boys and a girl, thank god my boys chose to have Eminem, 2pac, and DMX posters on their walls and NOT Skanky!
And my daughter can't stand her either
Nor my lot either; My daughter had her nails done then sent me a photo to show me, "Do you like them?" she said. I told her no - they are awful - "Just like that tramp price's talons.................................." Daughter removed them instantly.
 
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You can spot a Skanky fan a mile off, orange, big lips etc..
There are two girls that live in our street one we call Paris Hilton and the other we call Katie Price!
 
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You can spot a Skanky fan a mile off, orange, big lips etc..
There are two girls that live in our street one we call Paris Hilton and the other we call Katie Price!
and they think they look "Amazing innit"! Poor deluded creatures................................
 
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Well they kept this holiday quiet didn't they?
I wonder if they're running away from a shit storm brewing! Come on lucky7, spill the shit and let it flow!
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Found Crawls most recent ads!
But cole is of course The Bell-End Gigolo pwwwwaaaahahahaha

Look! Even the nails are correct, along with the pointy chin, the scraggy hair etc. Maybe one day someone will put the wrong colour of Ronseal in the sprayer and it will match this photo exactly?

And yes - Lucky 7 you really do need to release the tsunami of shit you have on it, if not to us but to the Taxman
 
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Grotbags! Not heard her mentioned for ages. She used to be on that programme with Rod Hull and Emu. Hang on a mo, Rod looked a bit like Katie and always had his hand stuck up his puppet, never ending similarites!
 
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Loooooool xx.
I might try to make a pic of him and his one brain cell on hoilday in his swimming hats if any pop up when his on the beach. Not saw any pics yet, so one to keep my eyes open for xx
Testing out my new Alan Partridge pointy finger made from Tungsten Screws and found some pics for you Pom. Hope you don't mind?! Blue xxx
 

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Like Jodie Marsh said, "she has a witches nose".
That was said in retaliation to the builders elbow comment Skanky made about Jodies nose
 
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Grotbags! Not heard her mentioned for ages. She used to be on that programme with Rod Hull and Emu. Hang on a mo, Rod looked a bit like Katie and always had his hand stuck up his puppet, never ending similarites!
Rod lived in a Pink Windmill too - the similarities are incredible!
 
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Grotbag is wearing the same multi coloured outfit Skanky wore (in the picture where she was selling the stripper shoes )
I quite liked the Real Grotbags plus she always got her come-uppance;
The skanky version is entirely different and has NEVER faced the consequences of it's actions
 
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I thought it looked like it could be a private villa I will go and check that out though
Ha ha £7 flights ++++++££££



Ah but did you see the bit where he suggested she would be better of in Brighton giving her comments on the Babes in the Wood case as she was brought up found there? Huh???
 
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For those wanting to know Emu is now in a retirement home for old birds. Plenty of spaces available especially those suffering from foot injuries. See you there soon Katie.
NB nails are done every Friday.
 
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Big mistake eating sourdough toast with peanut butter, talk about chewy!
More tea vicar!

Hilarious post on The Daily Mail website regarding Crawl and Skankys holiday. Look at the posters name and address! So mad I didn't think of this, I must be slipping!!!!
Did you say he was a used car salesman?
 
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