Yep it Price the Merciless; She is Ming-ing though
Cole certainly is a plastic knob - he can't get it preggers eitherA unicorn is a mythical creature so you could say Cole is a plastic knob.
As somebody else mentioned yes those swimming caps decorated with flowers were de rigeur from 50s onwards. I had a plain swimming cap, had a unique smell with that strap that attached at the bottom. I had difficulties fitting all me hair in the cap with all my curly locks.
Boyson had the named luggage too though. I think its so they can wheel thro the airport and people will say "Oh Wow! Look, its thingy!" then read the sign adding "Ah yes it that cole bloke!! I thought I recognised that knob-end........................."The mind boggles or could you say ego?
In olden days the stars had their names embroidered or embellished on their luggage as a sign of how famous they were, but Carl? What the heck? Why? He’s spent too much time with Katie and now thinks he’s a star. It’s laughable.
Looking like Grotbags simply matches up with her personalityShe is enough to scare kids - she looks like a WITCH!!!
Jeez thats a horrific sight innit?When the filter slips offthe fukin state of it why can’t she just grow old gracefully she looks horrendous
If anybody deserves to catch covid then I think we have found themWouldn't be the first time
Katie loves to live dangerously, just sayin!
Aww, Peeko you are surrounded by girlsyou all know peeko
its not like me to moan .
i like a laugh and a joke
In lockdown im bored
got nothing to do
bored, began to sulk
Then I saw reports
someone who was not nice,
so I've got two daughters , a cat, and the Bloody missus.
it don't take too many guesses who the Boss in my house is
was bored in lockdown saw things about a person who wasn't very nice
Stumbled upon a site about Evil Katie price
Met all these girls ,Grew to love them lots ,
if you talked to them so would you,
they're kind intelligent and nice
They Call them the Krusty Krew
im writing a poem
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Sorry Cole but this is on the bankruptcy register, so you both can carry on whining like spoilt little kids, throwing your toys out of the pram, do you really not see the irony of your actions? Her day in court will come
Nor my lot either; My daughter had her nails done then sent me a photo to show me, "Do you like them?" she said. I told her no - they are awful - "Just like that tramp price's talons.................................." Daughter removed them instantly.Aww, Peeko you are surrounded by girls...
I have two boys and a girl, thank god my boys chose to have Eminem, 2pac, and DMX posters on their walls and NOT Skanky!
And my daughter can't stand her either
You can spot a Skanky fan a mile off, orange, big lips etc.."Occupation - "Skilled Trades" WTF does that mean? What is skilled in anything skanky does?
Now if they'd put ROUGH TRADE that would have been nearer the truth of it
Nor my lot either; My daughter had her nails done then sent me a photo to show me, "Do you like them?" she said. I told her no - they are awful - "Just like that tramp price's talons.................................." Daughter removed them instantly.
and they think they look "Amazing innit"! Poor deluded creatures................................You can spot a Skanky fan a mile off, orange, big lips etc..
There are two girls that live in our street one we call Paris Hilton and the other we call Katie Price!
Well they kept this holiday quiet didn't they?
I wonder if they're running away from a shit storm brewing! Come on lucky7, spill the shit and let it flow!
Found Crawls most recent ads!The daily Mail comments are brilliant. The best one was calling wanky a male hooker. Couldn’t have put it better myself.
She hasn’t been able to afford NDA’s since Boyson and crawl the hooker and his father will be her downfall just a matter of time.
She’s run out of options
But cole is of course The Bell-End Gigolo pwwwwaaaahahahahaFound Crawls most recent ads!
Testing out my new Alan Partridge pointy finger made from Tungsten Screws and found some pics for you Pom. Hope you don't mind?! Blue xxxLooooooolxx.
I might try to make a pic of him and his one brain cell on hoilday in his swimming hats if any pop up when his on the beach. Not saw any pics yet, so one to keep my eyes open forxx
Like Jodie Marsh said, "she has a witches nose".But cole is of course The Bell-End Gigolo pwwwwaaaahahahaha
View attachment 579009 Look! Even the nails are correct, along with the pointy chin, the scraggy hair etc. Maybe one day someone will put the wrong colour of Ronseal in the sprayer and it will match this photo exactly?
And yes - Lucky 7 you really do need to release the tsunami of shit you have on it, if not to us but to the Taxman
Rod lived in a Pink Windmill too - the similarities are incredible!Grotbags! Not heard her mentioned for ages. She used to be on that programme with Rod Hull and Emu. Hang on a mo, Rod looked a bit like Katie and always had his hand stuck up his puppet, never ending similarites!
She is a witch Staple!She is enough to scare kids - she looks like a WITCH!!!
Grotbag is wearing the same multi coloured outfit Skanky wore (in the picture where she was selling the stripper shoesRod lived in a Pink Windmill too - the similarities are incredible!
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I quite liked the Real Grotbags plus she always got her come-uppance;Grotbag is wearing the same multi coloured outfit Skanky wore (in the picture where she was selling the stripper shoes)
Ha ha £7 flights ++++++££££I thought it looked like it could be a private villaI will go and check that out though
Ah but did you see the bit where he suggested she would be better of in Brighton giving her comments on the Babes in the Wood case as she was brought up found there? Huh???Even Ron Class is turning......?comment in the mirror
They're testing my goodwill. It's only 6 months since they had a 3 week luxury break in the Maldives, 5 months since they were in Turkey and they've had 1 or 2 luxury lodge short breaks away in the recent lockdown period. Just because something is legal doesn't mean it's right to do it , and especially not on day one when you are an undischarged bankrupt who is a top celebrity and in the public eye. This plays right into the hands of Katie's haters - they will be feasting on this for days to come. At best it's rather insensitive but I also think it's unwise to travel abroad at the moment on aeroplanes when you have a very vulnerable son like Harvey back at home. I would have thought in that situation you should keep your risk to the absolute minimum possible and not holiday abroad in the middle of a pandemic
Did you say he was a used car salesman?Hilarious post on The Daily Mail website regarding Crawl and Skankys holiday. Look at the posters name and address! So mad I didn't think of this, I must be slipping!!!!
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