Katie Price #36 Smoke and mirrors in all you do, we unpick your lies, we're The Krusty Krew.

[BigBlue2018]

Hilarious post on The Daily Mail website regarding Crawl and Skankys holiday. Look at the posters name and address! So mad I didn't think of this, I must be slipping!!!!

 

[liar liar]

Oh this is cos its another of her Baby-Making Holidays now she's had her IVF starter for ten, the problem is thats she's taken the Jaffa with her; What she needs is some desperate Portugese waiter who has missed out on all the girly tourists for two seasons and will shag anything with a pulse because of that fact. She might be in luck then

I bet she uncovers Maddie McCanns bones - that'd be worth a few tv appearances In fact, I'm surprised they didn't take Bunny & Jett and arrange to have them kidnapped. ''They wouldn't let me take Blade on the plane even though he's a guard dog and we always get kidnap threats.. I'm gonna start a petition 'Blade's Law'...'' ''Me and Cole only left them kids for an all-nighter karaoke beach party - we got back at 6am and they was gone...''

 

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Morning Krusties, so then, sitting here waiting for the drama, meanwhile having a laugh at the comments of that photo of Carwash.
Katie must be slacking because she can't be arsed to delete most of the comments.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

No clue how to barbecue! Cunts,typical if them both.Pair of cunts.

 

[BigBlue2018]

It did make me laugh when she said on her stories about the press being at the airport and she assumed they were there just for her as she was on holiday

Stupid bitch.

I'm also raging about her and Crawl being 'furious' about her 'alledged' bankruptcy stories in the press. It's factual SHE IS BANKRUPT but they are taking umbridge about it being in the press, the same people these low lifes live off!

Wonder how many of the people she owes money to, have been left destitute, lost their businesses and possibly homes and livelihoods are on holiday in Portugal?

They do leave me breathless with their contemptuous and quite frankly insulting behaviour. If Crawl thinks this behaviour is going to get him a career as a 'media personality' he is thicker than he looks and that would be hard!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I can’t wait till she falls. I’ll cock my leg on the cunt

Couldn't you do this instead

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Very tacky

I don't think they could have gotten away with a suitcase with Lying Cunt scrawled across it though

This holiday was nicely timed for running away from the scheduled court date though - shame she did it all for nothing

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Christ, ! Look at the size of Harvey, this was taken a year ago this is immoral

What a cunt to put that up for everyone to see

If Harvey NEVER had any disabilities but was that size and she put that up, I'm sure he WOULD NOT be happy about it. She can't keep anything private

What a cunt to put that up for everyone to see

If Harvey NEVER had any disabilities but was that size and she put that up, I'm sure he WOULD NOT be happy about it. She can't keep anything private

And that fucking laugh!

@Pom Bear work your magic on this one please lovely

Back at ya WANKER!

 

[liar liar]

Okay, WHO MENTIONED A CLIFF??????

Carl Woods pretends to push Katie Price off a CLIFF in funny clip

Having wasted no time in jetting off to Portugal on Monday as lockdown restrictions eased in the UK, Katie Price and boyfriend Carl Woods were sure to document their first day on holiday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Sadly the comments are Moderated at this time.

That wig is so badly fitted - she looks like an over-the-hill country singer. I swear Dolly Parton is 100x more attractive than her. Great voice, personality and charitable.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Ohhhhh fluff nuggets, I forgot to take a pic of me roast beef dindins . And I made syrup sponge & custard for pud .

Anyone want to sit in the public gallery when this finally gets to court? @Dollylovesshoes bring a big cauldron, we'll need it .

I haven't watched the dentist video but I think I will now just to see what a nob Crawl is.

Is all this bollox about Lucky 7 & Harvey just a way of her lining up another 'documentary' for Steph's Sick Bag? . There's a lot of stories at the moment about people being taken in by con artists & losing money. BINGO, it's just happened to Katie & Harvey. Obviously by involving Harvey it really pulls at the heartstrings & makes James even more of a despicable villain

 

[Facehugger]

A case of Hair today, gone tomorrow.

I'll get my coat!

Oh I do hope so, yes, you get your coat and pop out to the BARBERS this week while you're off work & sat on your bum Tattling instead go on, off you pop, excuses not gonna wash now mister

Evening you lovely Krusties, just catching up @liar liar that pic of her eating was obviously before the holiday as she still has the dark long hair extensions in and no bright red talons on. Oh, and the do as you likeys apparently knocked at my door today offering gardening services. They were told to eff off while the person doing the eff off telling looked very pointedly at my CCTV camera........the hint was taken

 

[BigBlue2018]

Ohhhhh fluff nuggets, I forgot to take a pic of me roast beef dindins . And I made syrup sponge & custard for pud .

Anyone want to sit in the public gallery when this finally gets to court? @Dollylovesshoes bring a big cauldron, we'll need it .

I haven't watched the dentist video but I think I will now just to see what a nob Crawl is.

Is all this bollox about Lucky 7 & Harvey just a way of her lining up another 'documentary' for Steph's Sick Bag? . There's a lot of stories at the moment about people being taken in by con artists & losing money. BINGO, it's just happened to Katie & Harvey. Obviously by involving Harvey it really pulls at the heartstrings & makes James even more of a despicable villain

Thing is and I've posted shots on here, her, Clearblue (influencer, model and TV personality?????) plus Harvey were all signed to Lucky7. Still on the L7 website as of this morning.

The grifters knew exactly what kind of crook they were getting involved with, just wanted the money. How could Harvey, god bless him, possibly sign up to a talent management company???

This guy has been jailed at least twice, robbed his grandparents, not the kind of guy you want to piss off.

Think he may well turn nasty on her, please god!

 

[peeko]

You're goi

@TheDog you're going to fit right in here. Welcome

The Krusties are Fantastic , it' s more like a Family on here , As long as you've got a doctors note saying you are completely insane you will fit in , as I am sure Everyone will tell you I am the only Sane one here

 

[liar liar]

Hilarious post on The Daily Mail website regarding Crawl and Skankys holiday. Look at the posters name and address! So mad I didn't think of this, I must be slipping!!!!

Ha ha - all the way from Broadmoor! Love it.

 

[Pom Bear]

Ohhh thank you Pom very good

Thank you very much and you're welcome xx

Well done @BigBlue2018 for getting your VIP membership xx.

For you xx.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Oh my god!!!! I'm now a VIP Member!

I feel so emotional as I type this I'm weeping. Sorry that's Bunny Cuddles!

But I'm so chuffed to be in such esteemed company, I genuinely love all my Tattle chums and hope I bring some light to your day.

Right, as this is a momentum moment I'm going to be indulgent and post some mantras I live by. As you can see I'm a big Bob Marley fan:

Ohhhhhhhhhh you so have awarded it it Cos you are a lovely person..

 

[liar liar]

Didn’t someone mention on here yesterday that her ring was filthy!!! (Take that as you wish haha!!!
then hey presto said ring is being cleaned, albeit in champagne!!! Such a waste!!!

Put rings in gin or vodka not champagne - these people are uber-stupid.

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Morning Krusties, so then, sitting here waiting for the drama, meanwhile having a laugh at the comments of that photo of Carwash.
Katie must be slacking because she can't be arsed to delete most of the comments.

They are probably still in bed trying for the miracle baby the special one that wanky so wants to be a dad etc etc etc

 

[Penguin86]

I hate hot weather personally so not jealous at all.
Just fucked off that someone who's supposedly bankrupt can afford all the shit she does/get it for free

 

[BigBlue2018]

The comments on her Instasham accompanying this picture of Crawl are hilarious. My favourite:

"He needs to get some serious aftersun on that burnt face, he looks like Freddy Krueger".

Two other corkers attached!