Katie Price #359 His knob'll go slack,when she lays on her back,puckers those lips&he see's she’s no nips

[Mmc]

The seats are also the first class seats on Avanti

 

[terryfaefife]

Looks like her hand will be forever frozen in a vape-shaped claw.....

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He’s no bonny is he?

 

[helptheaged]

KP has been very quiet today just a picture at hairdressers no train or car pictures not like her

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I guess it will be a hair and nail pampering day getting ready for Neath tomorrow

Notice Skanky still headlines on the poster for Neath, but look, she’s an afterthought in the way they are promoting it ‘Geordie legend, Chloe Ferry is returning to Neath this Saturday with one of her best friends Katie Price!’

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Who’s gonna drive her, guessing Jess, or will madam demand new lad Kryten takes her there, reckon he might have other plans Notice Chloe was there 2 weeks ago (why are they going all that way to such a low-key £5 a ticket thing, they can’t be getting that much in appearance coin surely again it’s just odd ) The club took loads of photos when Chloe was there last time, and the club photographer doesn’t use industrial strength filters

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Oh we in for some classic Skanky pics tomorrow, if she actually turns up. Chloe is young, she is fine without the filters, but the Skank won’t be It’s gonna be a tragic boobs bursting out outfit with her manky botched-up face on full unfiltered display

So Neath made such a huge impression on Chloe that she's recommened it to her grifting mate skanky

 

[tracey3871]

Katie price #360
The Teeth are in Neath, who the heck’s paying to meet this oxygen thief

I was going to say that she is a waste of skin ... particularly as she appears to have enough hanging around for 2 people

 

[helptheaged]

Nor can I Shizzler, all the reasons you said and not cells available.

I would rather KP has a very tight budget and sell everything but I think she would just refuse to work

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

I never thought they would have KP on she has court dates and BH hearing and the people are getting to hate her

True, but when was that a reason for her to avoid going in the CBB house??

 

[islastclair]

She can fuck right off

Never a true Scottish word spoken

 

[Glittergirlie]

I don’t know anything about Chloe Ferry, but from the photos I’ve seen posted here, I assumed she was about 40. Quite shocked to learn she’s only 28! Has she had a lot of surgery/fillers, etc?

Good god..she really looks older..I definitely thought dhe was in her 40's

 

[BiffasBeemer]

New thread here Krusties

Katie Price #360 The Bailiffs came hip hip hooray! Now finish the job and take her away!

Hi all sorry - no recap as I still haven't caught up on #359 - which you can find here https://tattle.life/threads/katie-price-359-his-knobll-go-slack-when-she-lays-on-her-back-puckers-those-lips-he-sees-shes-no-nips.44154/ Thank you to @Rockin' Robin for the thread title! I think I need...

tattle.life

 

[Sandyclaws]

She was in Leigh last night with JJ

Her mouth looks like Bubba from Forrest Gump

 

[shizzler]

Yes, she’s confirmed, he is 50 inches

That’s his height

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Ah bless lil.kryten is having to wait in the salon for her ..Beck and call already.. his balls firmly sealed in a jar

Shit! I honestly thought that was poor little Jett when I watched it!

 

[helptheaged]

Exactly & even if he was worth a few quid years ago & we only have kippers word for that, she hasnt done a thing with him, not competed or anything so he has the value of any other horse in their 20's which is virtully nothing

That’s why I wonder if they are really referring to her new horse that she has been very coy about

 

[pollycopping]

Aaah he’s been let off the leash to go and get his Lego head remodelled!

bruicee nice to see ya to see ya nice

 

[helptheaged]

Nothing said about the other horse that was supposed to be taken by bailiffs
I think it looked like a younger horse so maybe worth money

 

[Trafalgar]

The fucking things you do when your bored shitless,,, just opened a bag of giant wotsits and looking at them thought i wonder,, View attachment 2775610View attachment 2775611

They are the best. I love those ones.

 

[pollycopping]

Thanks for new thread boss thread title @WillowTree21 love it
and on we tattle…
a little ditty in celebration of the continuing, hilarious, embarrassing downfall of manky skank

Just a rancid old slag from Brighton
Everyone’s had her she’s a right one
She’s out on the lash
Flashing her gash
And shagging some knobhead called Kryton

Karma, she’s been watching and waiting
Krusties are debating and hating
Sinky got the hump
In vegas looking for trump
You’ve started now stop hesitating!

im sorry I can’t help myself sometimes

Hang on, the right he looks like he works out but on the left he looks like a twink but my main issue Quite frankly he's an utter utter cunting twat, he knows full well he's only in it for clout & had he had a shred of fucking decency he'd have told her it's too soon after Carl & see how they get on because God forbid their abhorrent excuse for a mother sure as shit won't. #KuntingKryten

blimey loves a handbag

 

[slightly disheveled]

This looks interesting, it’s about narcissism

 

[MelodyMaker]

I don't think that what Charles has at all, it makes no sense. His cancer was apparently discovered during his prostate procedure so the most likely scenario is bladder cancer which is very treatable.

Some cancers are also detected via blood tests