Katie Price #359 His knob'll go slack,when she lays on her back,puckers those lips&he see's she’s no nips

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The fucking things you do when your bored shitless,,, just opened a bag of giant wotsits and looking at them thought i wonder,,
 
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She's been signing her Jordan autograph since she was 17, that's for 30 years she said.
She is really shit at maths too, that would make her 47
It seems she can't remember her signature either...!


 
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I thought an earlier pic of her lips was one of our lovely Poms creations. But no it’s a real pic, it’s horrifying. Why didn’t the idiot doing this tell her “No you can't have that it will look awful?" Or does she have to keep them pumped up like that because they are so stretched?
 
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She's been signing her Jordan autograph since she was 17, that's for 30 years she said.
She is really shit at maths too, that would make her 47
She’s shit at everything DC. That’s why this ‘business woman’ is still bankrupt. Jeez, she looks shocking. Surprised the mirror’s don’t crack when she looks in them. No joking apart, she really is a mutilated mess. Can’t see how that face is ever going to be fixed. Must be awful when the caked on makeup is removed . Really turns my stomach. Haven’t heard her, but assume she’s high AGAIN.
 
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Daily Mirror have got the article now. Don't she look luvley...!



 
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Shame she doesn’t spend quality time with them. All deflection of being a shit mum.
 
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D'awwww.... Well thank goodness that's all sorted then.... Very flattering photo of Ella included too.... (cough...)

And now, Ella chatted to Mirror Online about her experience on the show as well as her relationship with JJ. She shut down rumours of a nasty feud and told us that she has 'no problems' with Katie - who recently reached out to her about the relationship. She exclusively told The Mirror: "To be fair, Katie has reached out to me I've never said that publicly before.
"I mean, me and her are good, like I've got no problems with her and I’ve always been a fan of hers." Ella added that she wants 'the best' for her ex-partner and her pal. "I don't know what's going on," the star continued. "All I want them to do is happy so as long as they're both happy, I want the best for them. I hope whatever happens, you know, works out for them. And I wish them the best."



(What's he doing with that stick in his right hand..?)
 
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The Scum have noticed the belly, she’s not pregnant, but she’s gonna have IVF for more babies, so not just the one

Oi Oi Kryten watch it, madam is putting it out there, lucky for you, she has no viable eggs, though you will now probably have herpes if you’ve kissed those lips

 
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When I was a student I worked in a bar with a girl who was doing hair and beauty at college. Her ambition was to work on cruise ships. Anyway she did that and ended up getting a green card in the 90’s. There was a shortage of appropriately qualified hairdressers when she applied. Her college qualifications gave her loads of points. An american on the cruise ship tipped her off. Last I heard she had her own salon in San Diego and the big California house.
 
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Seeing as Katie is on the train here's an old pic of her and Boris Johnson drinking on a train getting caught by the lockdown police..lol quite a few mistakes on that pic but thought I share it again xx...

 
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