Ha ha that's exactly what she's like..well said x her idea of normal life is absolutely outrageous to us minions... because the grandeur she has in her mind of her life and feeling of importance is embellished day to day by her family...
I can't see bailiffs taking him, it would cost more than he's worth to pay to keep him in stables before he's sold off.Can a bailiff take livestock?
Yes
Circumstances in which the enforcement agent may not take control of goods on a highway includes taking control of livestock.[1]
"livestock" includes cattle, sheep, pigs, horses and poultry.
Although Wallis is well over 20 and won't be worth a great deal despite what she paid for him. But @Noseybonk I think you're right, she's hidden him somewhere. Probably on Edna's country estate
I don’t believe she has met her at all
Oh boy DC, you are on a roll tonight!
I used to be a PCSO and of the lovely druggies told me that she kept her stash in a plastic Kinder egg and shoved it up her hoo ha to keep safe. Kipper would have no qualms doing the same. She kept a Nokia brick phone up there, after allSurely you have to remove your underwear if ever searched? I feel confident her undercarriage will not be able to hold her enormous stash, based upon her continence challengesi do wonder if she stashes an open handbag in there though, to catch her used tampaxes
Yes he did, he also said he had written a book which he’ll release when the time is right in the future. Book didn’t sound imminent but it thought the YouTube thing was
Kipper would need an ostrich egg, Kinder would drop out too easilyI used to be a PCSO and of the lovely druggies told me that she kept her stash in a plastic Kinder egg and shoved it up her hoo ha to keep safe. Kipper would have no qualms doing the same. She kept a Nokia brick phone up there, after all
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Oh how I would love to be a fly on the wall
. Surely she couldn't be happy about k next conquest. What a disappointment 
. Seriously I would pay to see her reaction. Surely even at this stage she has to have enough of k. Maybe she will block her and go no contact, now all the money is gone. Very sad really. But those poor kid's my heart goes out to them. How did Pete get full custody of J and P and kieron still gets the scraps. Surely there is enough evidence to send them back to their dad. What's taking so long.They can but they might not bother as it's a lot of added hassle. Hiring a horse box? Cattle trailer etc. Getting someone with experience to remove the animal. They would have to weigh up the cost vs. benefit.
Yep I remember someone licking a sweaty armpit tooThis JJ bloke would have done well on ‘The word’ in the segment called ‘I’ll do anything to get on tv’. Anyone remember the young guy kissing the older lady who took out her false teeth first?!
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. Not caught up yet so apologies if that delight has already been mentioned 
Hahah ace! I’m just catching up. There was the belly button and armpit ones tooYep I posted the kissing the fish one short while ago, pg 39
. early 90’s late night telly was bonkers 
.…remember God’s gift, Eurotrash and Vic and Bob? The Skank is a prime candidate for an episode of Eurotrash of it was to be resurrected!I don't think Wallis would be worth very much at all. He's well over 20 and unless someone is schooling him regularly which I doubt, he has seemed recently pretty unmanageable then he won't be classed as a schoolmaster (they can bring big money), his jabs/teeth/shoes need to be up to date with records and like you said he will cost more in stabling etc than he's worth.
Ophelia thinks she knows it all, poor thing is in for a big shock!
Oh I don't for a minute believe he's seriousit’s pure PR. He hates women who are vulgar and especially when drunk. Said it himself on MAFS. Well he struck gold with this one, she literally is what he hates. So therefore, this shitshow is all for
Thank you! I love a crossword, please do another if you get bored on the journeyI don't know wordle either.
I'm in New Zealand about to begin the long journey home 4 flights over 2 days & a lot of airport hanging around, so I made you all our very own Krustie Kwiz. It;s Krustie 101 so even a complete beginner would get the answers. Might do a more tricky one if I'm really bored. Have fun!
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Name of Katie's last husband; Katie's equine companion; Katie's alter ego; Katie's unfortunate p0rn video collaborator; another word to describe Katie; Katie's dead dog (one of them); Name of Katie's first husband; Dolly's name for Katie; Katie's first...crosswordlabs.com
. I also do the daily wordle and sometimes octordle and sedecordle. There is a rude word one called Lewdle but unfortunately it is only words 5 letters long + so Dolly’s fave word hasn’t featured.The report said the bailiff’s had take. Wallis and another horse ( which I thought was younger ) so maybe worth something
If this is true then hopefully they are finally having their needs fully met.
