Katie Price #356 Out with his bag, we call it a hag. Will he shag. No, probably gag

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Awwww she’s all independent on Valentines Day, wonder if she’s forgotten to send herself flowers and balloons

What a day in store, I’ve had my card from Mr SK and flowers, plus a present, ooooh it’s Little Miss Princess Day Exciting, got a meal later, I‘ll have orders not to look at my phone to see what madam is up to tonight, I’ll be a good Kylie and prove to Mr SK I can still do romance, even though I didn’t get balloons

Still I wonder, is Kryten gonna play ball and kiss those slowly becoming necrotic herpes ridden lips, is madam going to play secret squirrel on IG, will we get ’street walking’ Backgrid pics, will SadBoy post unbearable sadness on IG, will he have a pint alone again, oh let the fun commence, bring on the Valentine LOLS
 
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In big capital letters on Kieran's story it says "FREE CONSULTATION" it it's probably an advertising job TBH and then he might get it free for promoting them!
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SFP is really churning out a load of bollocks atm isn't she
 
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What mugs gonna pay those prices??
Each car comes with a kilo of in a hidden compartment and the added bonus of it's been used for sink boys OF wank sessions on Pricey Towers driveway also being linked to the gorgeous celebrity model reality star katie Price these cars can only increase in value.
 
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So that quote about “independent women”, you should never ask her if there’s anything you can do for her as she’s “independent” ya kna, she’ll say no! Ottayyyy:

Would you like a free bouncy blow dry - NA
Would you like free turkey teeth - NA
free tickets for a show - NA
Free extensions - NA
Can I pick up the dog shit for you - NA

Fucking idiot
 
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Yet only a month ago she wrote this... when she had already been cheating on Carl for months with messaging multiple blokes

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Don't forget the free blow up lips and arse!
 
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If kryten can't afford any valentine's flowers, balloons and picnic baskets of chocolates and champagne skank can always Photoshop krytens head on these, skanks good at recycling old pictures for publicity and deflection.
 
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You are Mrs SK a VERY lucky girl - enjoy x
 
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Is he smelling that gold rose? Plonker!
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Whys he sniffing a gold rose. Fucking twat.
Oops! Just said the same
 
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