Katie Price #356 Out with his bag, we call it a hag. Will he shag. No, probably gag

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Please sponsor me, please sponsor me blah blah blah, the bleeping boring frumpy dog turd. Imagine being her, the rounder dumper version of skank, had to get mummy and daddy to help her get out of her 1 bed flat and into her new place, trying desperately to be an influencer but ALL she will ever be is skank sister nothing more.
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Be fair, she employed a blind man to tile and grout that wall!
That's rustic man!
And Olde Worlde.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Sainsbos. Urgh. Masters graduates aren’t what they used to be.
Oi my youngest is a masters graduate I’ll have you know. Absolutely amazingly intelligent young man, the frumpster dumpster is just a master twit
 
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Oi my youngest is a masters graduate I’ll have you know. Absolutely amazingly intelligent young man, the frumpster dumpster is just a master twit
Oh I meant no disrespect to your son or the vast majority of MAs, MSc. πŸ˜‰
 
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If this woman believes this is a proper relationship she's utterly deluded. No body language expert required....he's there for the clicks & only the clicks
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Omg Pom...I LOVE IT ❀ πŸ₯°πŸ˜ I know you service a few threads & I've read how much you're appreciated in them β€πŸ©·πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’š
Thank you very much, that's lovely of you😊❀❀❀😘 xxx Love from Pom πŸ˜€πŸ’–πŸ₯°πŸ€—β€πŸ˜˜ xxx

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Back to pampering, bored of being a proper mum now, and she’s doing that mannequin come to life thing again πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ Ohhhh I want this biaaaatch dealt with, can you tell I’ve had enough of her constant lies and bs, someone please take her down soon, and do it in such a way there’s no way back for her πŸ™πŸΎβ€¦


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That noise you hear is the collective rustle of every red-blooded male in the UK’s bollocks shrinking so far back into their bodies at the thought of kissing that rancid old harpy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Anyway , in other absolutely riveting news , Frumpty Dumpty bought some washing powder and ate a pancake.

Possibly raw.
So she 'treated herself' to some new laundry products did she? What did she wash them in before then? She's such a weirdo!
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How exactly does it brighten them? They look like they have huge bleeping spiders on them and she can't keep them open!
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Aww Stan, it's my birthday today so some food porn from you is just what I need! Making my mouth water! Look at those chips!
 
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So she 'treated herself' to some new laundry products did she? What did she wash them in before then? She's such a weirdo!
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How exactly does it brighten them? They look like they have huge bleeping spiders on them and she can't keep them open!
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Aww Stan, it's my birthday today so some food porn from you is just what I need! Making my mouth water! Look at those chips!
Happy birthday @mrspig99 .


On topic : I wonder what JJ will get KFP for valentine’s???
 
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So she 'treated herself' to some new laundry products did she? What did she wash them in before then? She's such a weirdo!
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How exactly does it brighten them? They look like they have huge bleeping spiders on them and she can't keep them open!
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Aww Stan, it's my birthday today so some food porn from you is just what I need! Making my mouth water! Look at those chips!
Happy birthday MrsP,,,❀
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Well this would certainly begin to explain the dreadful events re: poor Blade.
I am no Katie fan but I really don't think this would have been deliberate (if it happened as we think). But if there was blood on the drive in any sort of dragging pattern and perhaps visitors/delivery drivers saw it, she needed to concoct a story quickly.
I dunno ya know, especially if she is drinking and taking cocaine, the mixing produces another drug called cocaethylene, and it heightens the affect of both drugs. Aggression is one of those traits that can be intensified. Coupled with her desperation for revenge, and if she was pissed off already, I can see her being an absolute savage bully. Hope it's not true though because I can't bear it.
 
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Those lashes are ridiculous for a woman of her age. You expect young teenagers who are experimenting to have them, but they look ridiculous on her. Maybe it's not helped with the massive duck lips and offensive eyebrows. All together it's actually tragic.
They're probably like that to take attention away from her butchered lips πŸ’‹
 
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Katie Price #357 She’s got manta ray lips, she’s lost her nips, she’s fooling no-one with these half-term trips
 
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I posted a photo of this a while ago ( not sure If I can find the photo now). On one day out it looked to be bleeding and the makeup wasn't covering it. I think the incision around her nose hasn't healed properly.

Oh wait.....it was from a video she posted I think, it's very odd that scars are still open or infected.....months later. Unless you do bad stuff which stops them healing!

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No matter how frustrated we get with her appearing to swerve justice, mother nature doesn't take the "ignore and hope it goes away coz I'm the Pricey" approach.

Tick tock tick tock before she is resorting to flesh coloured plasters around her nose a la Westcrack as that cocaine is clearly rotting her from the outside in. bleeping justice at last when her nose collapses and she's whistling through her various holes . Woo hoo I love it !!!
 
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