Katie Price #355 Excited for Alex Reid's tell all. We're all ready for Skanky's downfall

[tracey3871]

Probably because she lets them get into such a state that they need fumigating and replacing!

I doubt she owns a brush and her wrists will be week from years of hand shandys

 

[tracey3871]

Ooh look unseen footage of the clan ...

 

[Jomo11]

Isn't he diabetic, so could be insulin. I'd like to think he wouldn't be dumb enough to start a similar habit to KP.

Most likely. He would have to have something on him in case of hypos. Or if he has allergies? My eldest has a nut allergy and has to carry two epipens everywhere.

 

[Jomo11]

Unless she's unhappy with his nose like KB's

Unhappy with KB's nose? Cheeky cow!! She needs to mash up her own face before starting on someone else's . I never knew that before.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Excellent Pom! Personally I'd like her to have the 45 Magnum Dirty Harry special - that would indeed Make My Day
View attachment 2745773 I have fired one BTW - it nearly threw me onto the floor at the gun range

Incidentally, that photo of it looks like a bloke in a girl's bikini bottoms
Do you remember Fabio from the 1990s because I think skank is channelling Fabio - the hair and everything
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Had to share this, Rita

 

[MelodyMaker]

I assumed it was Albert's packed lunch as she said she's going to see nan and grandad. Probably some healthy snacks for him. Bet Jett and bunny never see a vegetable. Expect their mum when she's coked up

No coke required for that!

 

[KK77]

Lego head also reminds me of Frank Spencer. Maybe Pricey can be his Betty and try and sort out all his messes? 'OOOhhhh Kateeee' Some Kippers do have 'em.

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Ok, spay my tea out

 

[DCI Jack Logan]

That's about 1/4 of the bloke's she's been associated with. Of the one's listed in this article, without a doubt, Leandro was the best looking & kindest one she didn't marry, after she split up with Peter. She did try & get back with Leandro, even when she was married to Kieran. But Leandro had her card marked. He left because he knew her brain wasn't wired up correctly & also she's been unfaithful to him. Just before he left her, he found messages, making arrangements to meet up with Dan Ferrari-Lane (another of her Gareth Gate's moments). She certainly like's them young. Disgusting really. Another reason Junior will be mortified with the latest Lego head young wannabe. He was 18, she was 33 - again, rinse & repeat. !

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I’m surprised she didn’t try to get with that frankie cocozza he would of been right up alley

 

[MelodyMaker]

I bet the poor fucker has to dress up like he's gonna do an autopsy before he does the deed with the skank, half a dozen viagra a litre of vodka and a deep breath and gulp hahaha.

Autopsy

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Do you think she chose the background so we'd be impressed by her following the stock market...?! You know, because she's really good with money....

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Really good at spending what she doesn't have...................
Maybe its a case of the Cat did it,, you know like monkeys typing random stuff................................

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

It’s probably in bits now.

a bit like skanky then! woo hoo!!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Bit like Ant’s forehead.he has a flies skating forehead.

He'll have even less hair when the new baby arrives in summer LOL

 

[InsomniNat]

Another gawjus crackend pose with one of the simpleton mates

I wonder if used the song no air, because she stunk so much and he couldn’t breathe

 

[Tedbear]

DELUDED

She really means she wishes she was that young again and looked like that silly bitch

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Deffo looks like it to me

I don't think it is. Sid doesn't go to the skanky Mansion does he? I really do think Carl has escaped.

 

[Pinkgreywhite]

Or a Wish version Harry Potter xxx.

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Hahahaha
He's still an improvement on Lego head

 

[snoopmommymom]

Ella told him her ex’s dick was bigger than his which ended that, sounds like KP will probably tell him he’s the biggest she’s ever had so he’ll stick around

She said her ex was better looking than him too

Won’t be long till skank declares JJ’s the best looking bloke she’s ever had……

She’s prob just passed the waxing module but skank likes to exaggerate

Yeah & as soon as you learn something your told to go & practice so this is normal

 

[life’s a car crash]

The lucky bags are on sale again

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Can we have Janet's first because that was gen.i.u.s

Oh Private yes it is but I like the bit on traceys post about Kippers minge.cos we all know it’s infested with godknows what.

 

[Urbanbunny]

Yes it was, an excellent programme. You listen to something like that and think of the garbage podcast she puts out, devoid of anything interesting, just her rambling on about herself and her boring empty shallow life, a void of nothingness, gee the few people left enjoying her pods I never want to meet, other than DC of course who’s not enjoying it, but does so will can read her lies, cos that’s all her podcast is, lies about the past, present and future, boring lies at that.

I listened to it and I thought of KP and wondered if she’s talking shite or not and if any production company was naive / stupid enough to bankroll a programme with her on their own and hope that channel 4 broadcasts it. Seems an incredibly high risk strategy to make money.