SmillieKylie
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Thank you Janie Day, I can’t do a full recap, the last thread is impossible to satiriseWe are racing through threads right now.
@Stan Butler won the title, I had to make a couple of changes as it was a little too long, sorry Stan x
Katie Price #351 Dirty old has been, smells like a sardine, dresses like it's 18 and looks like a drag queen
Oh fuck my old boots sheets getting ‘Skankyish’ needs changing asap🤮tattle.life
@SmillieKylie I’ll leave the recap to you if that’s alright? You know how awesome you are
Well Krusties, the Skanky crazy train keeps on rolling, so I guess we’ll have to keep tattling.
she was just a complete parody of herself, I mean how to you take the piss out of that club outfit…I mean 
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Basically, Skank made it through Panto, the cast and audience said she was amazing, the paid-for with freebies reviews also said this, but we saw the videos (murdered a favourite Kylie song of mine
) and was so wooden with her delivery of the lines, she was as was to be expected, dreadful, but no one cared. Luckily we also had a Tattler in attendance, and the they wrote us a review, it was the only truthful review, fab stuff @PurpleLennie 
(90 reactions, it was appreciated 
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Stunning and brave….
Saturday night Chloe Ferry, Darth and various Geordie Show people went to see the Panto, they were all shitfaced, screaming and praising the Skank, they even sang along very badly but it drowned out Skank’s singing, so that was a plus.
The calm before the storm…
Suddenly it all went quiet, no more posts from the drunken entourage, it was all shutdown, but we later discovered the Skank hadn’t disappointed, as she went to the club in one of her most ridiculous outfits ever, oh it was a classic, oh how we laughed as the deluded twat thought she was still 18, competing with the younger Geordie Shore girls, it wasn’t a pleasant sight
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Meanwhile SadBoy does appear to have gone for good, but he’s completely disappeared, apparently lurking around Essex hiding
Where’s Crawl, can you spot the little f*cker, he’s In here somewhere, though the upload of the photo has made the pic all blurry, so he’s very hard to find I think…..Where’s Crawl ?
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So Skank returns to the MM, we believe many of the pets have been removed and found new homes, we are so thankful about this
Skank’s next stop are the plasterclasses with P, will P actually do them
Finally I was personally heavily traumatised as Skank sang Kylie’s ‘Better The Devil You Know’, at The Panto. It was tragic, appalingly bad, and it was made far worse as she changed the lyrics to say ‘The Pwicey is back again’ at one point
I was quite upset about this, absolute sacrilege, but it was quite a good thing in the end, as I binge watched some Kylie over the weekend, and I laughed watching Kylie sing the same song to a packed Arena, while Skank was just shuffling around on what looked like a small stage to a few hundred people. It really shows her level now, oh how I smirked, who’s smug now Skank, that would be me
How Skank actually was…..
How Skank thinks she was below
This is how it’s done Skank. Kylie at Earl’s Court, she played there 7 times, I went to 6 of those nights, I sound unhinged, I think I was a bit, well I was only 28 and I took a different person with me each time, cost me a fortune
but they were her best ever gigs. The Showgirl tour was just amazing, the costumes incredible, it was perfect, Kylie at her peak, yeah Skank you’re so not Kylie, the love for her here is crazy, you’ve never had or will ever have that adoration Skank 
In your dreams Skank, you are not worthy of singing Kylie. I love this performance so much and to think only 2 months later she was diagnosed with cancer, but she beat it she’s a fighter is Kylie, here’s a clip of Better The Devil as it should be done 
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. She seem’s untouchable with everything. Car crimes, animals, poor children. Arrogant, immoral, dangerous bitch.
with Chloe on TT, playing those dumb online battle things instead 
is that cos Pete recently announced stuff.
Beetle and Suzuki gone and her RR.
