Katie price #345 Dressed in purple lace, off her face, she's a sad disgrace, losing custody case🤞

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Since reality TV became popular we've had to put up with all these wankers with no talent, they all look the same, filtered so much they don't have a nose, just bleeping showing off and acting like twats all the time and that's the world we live in.
Stop the planet I want to get off, reality has just crossed over into a Douglas Adam’s book so I will now start calling myself Jaynie the Sane.
 
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Stop the planet I want to get off, reality has just crossed over into a Douglas Adam’s book so I will now start calling myself Jaynie the Sane.
Me too, Don't Panic, though. So long, and thanks for all the fish 🐟😁 (maybe not the Kipper)
 
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Me too, Don't Panic, though. So long, and thanks for all the fish 🐟😁 (maybe not the Kipper)
Do you know where your towel is? I just thought about Skank’s towel 🤢🤢 my whole body shuddered in revulsion. OMG I just realised that Skank is a vogon! She’s as deluded about her looks, career prospects and singing voice as they are about their poetry! Plus she’s a funny lumpy shape, she’s soulless, devoid of empathy, personality, a sense of humour and intelligence just like a Vogon! Poor bloody Douglas would probably be spinning in his grave laughing his arse off at Skanky being a Vogon.
 
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I don't know much about this guy other than seeing skank hang off him, is he in the Wiki?
Yes; and depicted beautifully in the 'Tiptoe, through the tulips' artwork!!
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Wouldn't you just, that's why I question Chloe's motives
If I was Chloe my motive would be 'okay, let the bint drag along cos' she'll make us look fairly normal - more acceptable.
 
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Do you know where your towel is? I just thought about Skank’s towel 🤢🤢 my whole body shuddered in revulsion. OMG I just realised that Skank is a vogon! She’s as deluded about her looks, career prospects and singing voice as they are about their poetry! Plus she’s a funny lumpy shape, she’s soulless, devoid of empathy, personality, a sense of humour and intelligence just like a Vogon! Poor bloody Douglas would probably be spinning in his grave laughing his arse off at Skanky being a Vogon.
You have it!! she is definitely a Vogon! 😳😂 I'm in need of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster after seeing those pics and yes I always keep a towel nearby😉
 
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You have it!! she is definitely a Vogon! 😳😂 I'm in need of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster after seeing those pics and yes I always keep a towel nearby😉
Coming out of lurkdom to say if anybody has a slice of lemon wrapped around a hefty gold brick, could they just lob it her way after downing the pangalactic gargle blaster? Thx muchly. And btw, pls don't get your towels from JYY.
 
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Your post made me sad :( until I read the prawn crackers bit 🙃
I live in hope that the kids will be back with their dad asap

she shouldn’t be allowed to take care of a goldfish let alone human children
 
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Wowzers, they've gone viral!
... Should have used an antibacterial spray then you minging bleep.
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not the ice cream pic but it’ll have to do! #deflection
Does anyone on here honestly think this is entirely H's artwork? The symmetry puzzles me + the delicately shaded background. :unsure:
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Edna even has a beige filter 😂
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:unsure: Actually - is Edna 'avin a laugh here??
At the top of the pic, beneath Sophie_Pricey, I'm sure the word written beneath is Beige :rolleyes:
 
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The blonde girl SB’s mate Ross took the selfie with and SB was distancing himself from, is definitely not the same blonde SB was with in Vegas.
I reckon they’ll be back together within next week or two. Not sure what the deal is but something dodgy as duck.
Something else I think is weird is the fact MP often likes SB’s posts/pics?
 
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Coming out of lurkdom to say if anybody has a slice of lemon wrapped around a hefty gold brick, could they just lob it her way after downing the pangalactic gargle blaster? Thx muchly. And btw, pls don't get your towels from JYY.
Truthfully, I have no idea what you are talking about 😄
 
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not the ice cream pic but it’ll have to do! #deflection
🙄 ‘Love how much my son loves. Me so much’ that doesn’t make sense and surely she would put my Harvey Bear? No, has to be ‘price’ (no capital) 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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Princess definitely out of the Dublin plasterclass, she’s been taken off the ticket website thought maybe someone had had a word or P wanted out, but sadly P has now been added to the Bolton/Sheffield dates, which she wasn’t going to previously 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Let’s run a book on it, I deffo don’t think P will be in Sheffield or Bolton. She’s just trying to get ticket sales up!
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That's a bit of a day trip isn't it must be someone driving her that day can't see skank going by train,, Horsham to Sheffield for the first plasterclass then a mad dash to Bolton to do the second plasterclass. Wonder if skanks scamming her fan again by adding P to these dates to bump tit ticket sales. 🤔
She’ll have SB back in place by then surely.
 
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Just seen this on the Spotted: Horsham FB page; I wonder if its someone we know on-the-grift? :ROFLMAO:

"Repost from anon.
Please can you put a post up looking for mobile nail technicians that do acrylics in the Horsham area please?"

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Yes, last night, off to do some ‘soft porn’ I heard 🤭
The state of those two is enough to make anything soft....................................;
 
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