Katie Price #340 Her Beauty isn’t Sleeping, it’s comatose!

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Last time I recall her genuinely having the kids they had pizza for Christmas Dinner!
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So another apartment needed in Liverpool, if P is taking the boyfriend there for a few days. She says: '

'Because what I think parents have to do is revert back to when you was their age.

'So I'm quite an open mum, they know the rules to a point where I say no. But I'd rather things happen under my roof than someone else's. I'd rather my kids be at home.

'Yeah, that's what I'm like, I'm quite easy, I'm an easygoing mum, but they know when I really mean no.'

She was an utter slag at Princess's age, being touted around the 'model' agencies by AFP, to be sold to anyone who would want to take picture's of her topless.

She's not mother in the real sense of the word.
 
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Also, Dim Lynne must be there to look after the kids while Crawl is galavanting around Liverpool. Where will they all sleep? Actually Lynne’s probably kipping at the foot of her masters bed lol
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Junior will be out most of the time
 
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Not sure I bother with my time, when clearly there are people on here who not only don't understand legalities but


Well it's ok if you don't. I bet you've got loads of legal forms and stuff to fill in.

It's so immature. It's the old dog ate my homework scenario. So either Plod, court, Social services or Forensic investigators are after her....
maybe all of them at once. ........probably Lynne wanting paying too. Merrrrrrry Christmas Kipper
 
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I think Stan hit the nail on the head. She's got new phone's for a reason. Her phone provider would be able to transfer her old number. There's a reason why she's done this. Plus is she REALLY staying in Liverpool for Xmas, or just doesn't want kids to have any access (they don't anyway) to be able to see their dad? Maybe a court order saying she has to let Kieran see the children. Make herself uncontactable. Not at MM & no phone numbers to reach her on ! They could contact the panto venue? This is all very, very fishy. PS - AFP & Mr PP have been at MM, so maybe someone called or she's told them to open post ! Be great if she was arrested while on stage
 
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Yes, and don't forget the space Junior needs to perform his rapping & dance routines before they all partake of the fantastic cooked by Katie, full Christmas dinner, which follows the circle opening of presents.
Blimey, I nearly forgot about the pony each that B & J are due to receive any time soon.
 
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It really would be a lot like Christmas then

She's just one step away from that Batty woman ( by name and nature) who took her son to live in France with no phone, no contact with family and no school.

I wonder if Lynne jumped ship too?
 
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Fook, she’ll need a bigger apartment. With a garden for ponies
 
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This will sound bizarre what with F4J seemingly vanished from the scene but I cannot shake the feeling that they are going to make their move at the final performance during curtain call. Just keeps coming into my head. Think she is on tender hooks and expecting something.
 
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Now I have the “ This is your Life” music in my head .

Skanky doing its backward twirling on stage , gurning away , half pissed, half coked up ….straight into the arms of what she thinks will be someone holding the Big Red Book

“ Oh “ it thinks “ I’m back … see, the public DO love me after all … I’m back in the business … one little panto appearance and I’ve fooled them all again , they’re so stupid …. Everybody loves me …. I can rebuild my empire … perfumes , underwear .. another autobiography …. Petethecunt will leave Emily … Joonya will finally stay in …. Kieranthewanka will be my houseboy … I am the best … I’m a Celebrity … Big Brother …. Strictly ….. all mine MINE for the taking ….. never underestimate The Pricey ….. Caraboose Cackle “

Straight into the arms of Plod .
 
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Maybe they will, maybe they won't, but the thought that she's herself, every time she goes on stage, is enough for me, in my wishful thinking head. Bet if they say 'he's behind you' in the panto, she's scared to look round in case an injunction or legal letter is served, or F4J are there It says: Audience participation is a very important part of a pantomime. The audience are encouraged to boo the villain whenever he enters the stage, argue with the Dame (who is always a man) and warn the Principal Boy (who is often a girl) when the villain is behind them by shouting out “He's behind you!”.
 
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Yes, I doubt we've heard the last of F4J.
 
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Didn’t ITV say that they wouldn’t employ someone who was on Onlyfans, or have I made that up?
 
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She's gross. A lack of boundaries isn't something to be proud of. She wants to be smack bang in the middle of Princess's developing relationship.
She thinks she is entitled to live through her daughter and be involved in all her choices.....and try and get Princess onside by letting her do things her dad doesn't.
That attempt hasn't really succeeded much recently though, has it? I bet The Andre's found out about the positive drugs test and Princess will distance herself. Soon KP will only have Harvey left and he's not in her control all the time anyway.
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Didn’t ITV say that they wouldn’t employ someone who was on Onlyfans, or have I made that up?
No, Kylie said that too.
 
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ITV also said something along the lines of skanks not suitable for family viewing.
 
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She IS a ho ho ho

I am pretty sure ITV said a few months ago that Kipper is not family viewing material. If she were to go on IAC or Big Brother I wouldn’t watch. It wouldn’t be good for my rage.

I saw something in the Daily Mail about a woman smuggling cocaine under her wig. Wonder if Kipper has ever tried that.
 
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Good old google..
 
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The meme Kieran posted about people trying to take you down came from this account. So I'm guessing the weirdos Michelle mentioned are something to do with the abuse from KP? I wonder if the group is the clampetts, or a group of deluded followers of KP who have been trying to spread crap?



 
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