Katie Price #33 Court date looming; it's in May. Lock her up and make our day!

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He just looks nasty and sinister. Smile (or snarl) never reaches his eyes. Me old mum said 'NEVER TRUST ANYONE WHOS SMILE DOESN'T REACH THEIR EYES, EVER'.

Quote: 'The evil eye is a superstitious curse or legend, believed to be cast by a malevolent glare, usually given to a person when one is unaware'.

Plus there were so many warning signs of his nasty controlling behaviour. I'd be worried if I were her family.
 

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Hey come on. they're trying! (Ew)
Allegedly Or so skanky says but who believes that thing anyway??

TBH she deserves all she's got coming to her from this little sneak - all her exes can grin from ear-to-ear at the shite he's inevitably going to give her when shee's served the purpose and he's a "Superstar" in his own right rather than just a clinker hanging off her plastic arse (Tee hee!)

Yep its YAWN......................................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ time again, the same old shit regurgitated on an endless round
 
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All that for 5 minutes, they were late, so she hadn’t done make up or hair, nothing new on there that we haven’t heard already.
she as got loads of make up on
Wasn’t Jodie Marsh his pin up?
also in the sun carl says i saw her and thought who is that girl then further down they say Carl and Katie have knew each other for ages but only started dating last year so if he knew her for ages why would he not know it was her when he saw her in Jan of last year(they must of let her out of the priory that day to go for food at that restaurant because according to her she was in the priory for 5 weeks in Jan last year
 
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He scratched his ear at one point
Commonly know signs of someone lying in no particular order:

Touching your ear
Rubbing your nose
Scratching your neck
Avoiding eye contact
Licking your lips
Having rediculous teeth (just made that one up!!!)

Remind you of anyone????

Still look like brothers
They are troglodytes Staple.
 

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Thread suggestion...Katie Price #34 Another ring she's proudly flashing, same old stories, she just keeps re-hashing
 
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BIB - they've been together 10 months and are getting married this year. 4th wedding, 8th engagement, but she doesn't think she's rushing things this time? She doesn't seem to have any respect for the institution of marriage, so what's the hurry?
Getting it in before he runs for the hills.

Where's that Bionic Man video?
 
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Exactly Blue. Can't look anyone else in the eye only at each other, and thats to check if the other one's nose is growing
That's why he leans back all the time, her invisible nose is growing at speed it almost pushes his teeth to the back of his throat
https://giphy.com/PRUZgTmsaxqHm
Getting it in before he runs for the hills.

Where's that Bionic Man video?
No.. Not my Steve. Where's 118

Forest will do
https://giphy.com/2bUpP71bbVnZ3x7lgQ
Good job I’ve got a catheter....sorry tmi but couldn’t resist!!
You'll need a hose pipe
 
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Skanky and Wanky liars the fucking nasty cunts..slitty eyed fucker and his husband.Oh well here you go folks the piss vat is here.
 
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Think he might be face down in her field with his mates at the moment with a bad hangover!
Nah he'll be heading for the picnic for a bowl of suspect chilli...

Lung transplants yes - rare as hen's teeth. Look it up for that condition. For any double lung transplant you generally need the heart with it. She wouldn't be considered anyway because her lung function is bad - she is actually walking dead lol! I have a CT scan tomorrow which is really just for NHS records. They can't do anything except maybe prescribe corticosteroids and oxygen. She's had years to get her head round this and still hasn't. She should stop the foolishness and actually care for her mum for 6 month minimum with no distractions. She is a terrible daughter and should feel very guilty.

The mirror are outright lying saying Katie is now divorced when she is not.
Which is hysterical as they were the ones who carried Kieran's story about them not being divorced whilst the Scum still held on to their belief that they were divorced. The Mirror are no better now.

Maybe Jodie laughed at his feeble seduction techniques so he went with the easy version instead?
You want a kebab babes? Yup that would put me off.
 
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BIB - they've been together 10 months and are getting married this year. 4th wedding, 8th engagement, but she doesn't think she's rushing things this time? She doesn't seem to have any respect for the institution of marriage, so what's the hurry?
And she's still married...

I so love the word 'clinker'
 
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Said this all along. This is why there has been all the mysterious break ins. Smashing it up and causing structural damage. Make sure it has negative equity
 
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Said this all along. This is why there has been all the mysterious break ins. Smashing it up and causing structural damage. Make sure it has negative equity
So how will she then pay the mortgage on it? How big is her mortgage anyway as she might have paid a fair bit off over the years having had previous ones.
 
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Haven’t had a chance to see much of anything today, but can you Krusties fill me in about this priory shit please ?
 
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Haven’t had a chance to see much of anything today, but can you Krusties fill me in about this priory shit please ?
On GMB she said she was in the Priory about 18 months ago and that she has come out a better person

Said this all along. This is why there has been all the mysterious break ins. Smashing it up and causing structural damage. Make sure it has negative equity
It will be interesting what Alex Reid has to say when he's released
 
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