Latest pod. Question episode.
First thing you hear is SFP witches cackle laugh.
Thiscwas recorded the day before Harvey arrived, said the house was tidy (
) and Harvey has made it messy, Jett in the hallway with his tent and Bunny had hid her computer under all the covers and in Bunny’s room….errr she recordedt he last podcast in Bunny’s room.
Had Prosecco at Amy’s birthday. It was really nice
She’s got some massive crystals (kids wanted them) by her front door which she got from St Catherine’s. Going on about her advert she did for the National lottery years ago, she now wants to win the lottery. SFP asks if she would be allowed it, ie if you’ve worked for them, you couldn’t keep it (not that she’s bankrupt and owes millions) but KP did say it wouldn’t change her life and she would pay the creditors off and HMRC. she’s got 9 stables at the MM so she would buy 9 dressage horses. The amount of money she has spent on horses over the years is ridiculous. And then she would do the Olympics.
She’s had every car going, not bothered about cars anymore, saying her insurance is high, she likes the pink electric fiats. Still got her Beetle, she will never get rid of it. No mention of her licence.
Vaping
Bunny whispered in her ear yesterday that she saw SFP vaping at the pumpkin outing, SFP denied this. KP wants vapes banned, all the dogs are coming in.
She doesn’t follow any men on instagram
doesn’t think guys should airbrush as they look too pretty. (SB take note) Amy reckons PFP looks like Alan Titchmarsh
Ideal holiday destination….Maldives. SFP…the Lake District. KP has been about 15 times and Thailand.
What’s been her happiest time in her life? When she was in her 20s, growing up listening to music.
Moaning about the mess again, blaming Harvey.
Asked if she wants Princess to follow in her footsteps, replies she already is, but in a different way, she’s definitely following in her footsteps. Princess is more gifted, as hers was more media
people will always compare them. Start their beauty course 1st November. Princess wanted to go to college and wanted to do beauty and I’ve cut her down as knew she was bored to do it for 3 years. KP is trying to do a degree
Jess is here and she’s getting all the forms for her, for the paramedic course, so she doesn’t know how she will fit it in. Definitely a job for her.
Babbling on about if SFP if she would ever do tv. Trying to get her to do reality TV. KP enjoying Big Brother.
she’s so lazy, she buys eggs whites and stuff that is already chopped, KP didn’t realise this way is more expensive
Spag Bol for dinner (again)
Amy’s birthday cake was given to Harvey. Cake has all gone.
Going on about the Tv shows she wants to do Strictly, dancing on ice, Bear Grylls, SAS again, bake off, sewing bee, she wants to present her own show
based on her presentation, think she will be waiting a long time for the call up. (Said welcome blah blah blah and then ITV then said oh no,) she can’t even say good evening without having to restart what she was saying trying to pretend present. With a wooooooo at the end and shouting.
Wants to bring back her empire again.
Talking about meeting Paris Hilton. KP wants to DJ.
Would you both have another baby. Yes, SFP wants one next year, Katie wants babies. She loves babies and is so maternal.
Bunny has found a site called Temu and Bunny has put her card on to her phone and parcels keep arriving,
Bunny watches TT.
Harveys TT, going to put up old videos. She will get more viewers on H’s one.
Bit more boring stuff
Loose Women, still begging to return, but they did piss her off when Junior was on it, not even asking how KP was. Actually, she wouldn’t want to be a presenter on there, would turn that one down.
If she could redo her lives, what would she change? Eurovision and the men she’s met (Tbf, I bet they wish they had never met her)
KP now yawning.
SFP calling KP a bitch and KP saying she’s too lazy to walk to the end of the garden to see Wallace munching on the grass.
After the pod, she’s in Cinderella mode cleaning and H want pancakes, she doesn’t know how to make them, SFP says flour, KP says haven’t got that Bunny’s used all that (she is always saying that on the lives) no eggs as only bought egg whites. H has eaten 6 packets of crisps, Monster munch, quavers, all empty packets on the sides, eaten the carbonara. 2 cheesecakes at Amy’s, as we saw. Harvey staying possibly 10 days, school dropped him off, but maybe less.
Moan, moan, moan.
Said he has just smashed something, bet he’s smashed the telly she says… god she is so fucking repetitive with what the kids do.
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nightmare like our Skank, she’s called Eden, but Stan named her Edam, so that’s her name now, she’s so cheesy 
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only a few short weeks ago Scarlett was her BFF, now it's Eden.
carrot cake or a few naked Barbies that you will need to pry off the walls, there's no flour though as Bunny has used it all and probably no orange squash either, might be a few bottles of that skinny crap stuff and a few thousand empty vapes you could take. Just remember to wipe your feet on the way out, as you've probably stood in some dog crap.
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