Katie Price #278 Will someone fix my hot tub for free, its full of poop and pee!

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Helena-botham-farter

Good god woman! I'm getting Amy Winehouse vibes here ( minus the talent and pleasent personality!)

Does she have some sort of red marks now between Grant and Phil? Apologies if anyone is eating!







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Just realised what's on her bikini, it's little Chlamydia! Haven't seen her for a while
 
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lowkeylurker

I have to confess right now.. I too have chicken in a bag, I can cook BUT I'm extremely paranoid about cooking chicken. I always over cook it then it goes too tough and chicken is very unforgiving.
I know how to test its cooked but I'm still para. I don't even order chicken from a takeaway in a curry or anything. I'm very fussy like that but my dog LOVES it when I get the chicken out as my daughter is vegetarian so it's all for me, the dog, without bones obviously, and the cat has a bit diced up finely too Lol..

Everything else is fresh though and my roasters are famous lol..

Anyway skanks still a moron and I hope it's had the lamest burfday Eva
 
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lowkeylurker

Ewww they look so lumpy, hard n sore. Sweet Jesus, I'm more than happy with my 36Bs tar very much. It's revolting https://giphy.com/l0HlR3kHtkgFbYfgQ
 
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pepe le pew

Did that guy actually do her hot tub maintenance? I know some krusties warned him about her.
 
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flowerpotno7

Blessmyheart said:
If AFP is going to the Chelsea Flower Show,she can’t be that bad.Unless SFP is going to be pushing her past the roses in a Zorb.
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are they trying to finish her off,taking a women with bad lungs and breathing problems to the chelsea flower show in pollen season ?
 
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karma4klattie

Grant's nearly slithered down to her navel and now Phil's beginning to drop down under her ribcage skin as well. Wasn't it reported that she was worried they might be uneven? Proof that she's blind as a bat.
 
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Rita Chevrolet

karma4klattie said:
Grant's nearly slithered down to her navel and now Phil's beginning to drop down under her ribcage skin as well. Wasn't it reported that she was worried they might be uneven? Proof that she's blind as a bat.
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Maybe she'd better see if she can grift a freebie from Specsavers?
 
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DC16

pepe le pew said:
Did that guy actually do her hot tub maintenance? I know some krusties warned him about her.
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Apparently she got someone more local to scrounge her freebie in exchange for promotion on her Insta…. MUG
 
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